Mary Sue breeds

Jo parked the car in front of a cheap looking motel. The lights flickered, the windows were no longer see through and above the entrance there was a damaged board that once spelled the word ‘WELCOME’, but due to age and neglect only the first three letters were still readable.
“This is the best I could find” Jo said. She had find it a better idea if she had been the one taking Meg away. Dean and Meg in the same space was never a good idea, even if he did save her life.
“It’s good enough for me” Meg commented. She loosened her seatbelt and wanted to step out.
“Hang on” Jo said...

Elijah grabbed Rebekah’s throat as he put himself up.
“Where is Niklaus?” he asked shaking with fury. Rebekah took Elijah’s squeezing hand and pulled it away.
“You’re weak. آپ need to regain strength” she کہا strict and bossy.
“What I need is to find Niklaus and put that dagger in his heart” Elijah objected.
“I’m with Elijah on this one” Katherine کہا and Elijah turned his head to her slowly. “Elena?” Katherine shook her head. “Katerina” Elijah realized. “You stand سے طرف کی my sister as she gives me my life back…and yet I don’t see آپ shiver with fear. Perhaps...

Daphne heard a key and she looked up. A few سیکنڈ later Zoey appeared in the living room.
“Hi, sis” Zoey کہا casual, like nothing had happened.
Daphne didn’t know what to say and even if she would, she was too angry to talk.
“I have to change my outfit” Zoey said, jerking the hospital clothes she was wearing. “Would آپ mind if I borrow something from you?”
She wanted to walk upstairs when Daphne finally کہا something.
“Are آپ really going to pretend nothing happened? آپ killed our brother and آپ put the blame on me! Why?”
Zoey turned around. “You want to know why? Before...

Bonnie pushed Damon over the porch into her house. He walked ahead to the kitchen, Bonnie behind him. He turned around and saw the furious expression on her face. In other circumstances he would’ve made a sarcastic comment, but the way things were now, Damon knew the best thing was to keep his mouth shut. “I thought we had an agreement” she کہا slowly and threatening while she came closer to Damon. “You wouldn’t drink any human blood” she continued. Damon frowned his eyebrows frustrated. “You کہا that, I never کہا I agreed” Bonnie widened her eyes and Damon wouldn’t have...

‘Cas? I know آپ can hear me, so don’t ignore my calls. I know you’re having a hard time right now and no one blames you. But we need you. We need your help. It’s not your fault, okay? But آپ have to get back here”
Cas heard Sam’s call perfectly as he stared into Andy’s face. Andy looked from Cas to Zoey.
“What the hell happened here?” he کہا breathing fast.
“I killed her” Cas confessed.
“I can see that” Andy کہا shocked. He kneeled اگلے to the body. “Did anyone see آپ come in?”
“I don’t think so” Cas said.
“Good” Andy said. “Go”
“What?” Cas...

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I کہا it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before آپ think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH آپ ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which آپ can read here,

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Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the مصنف knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...