A young Aussie joins the navy. On the دن he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, آپ will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what آپ ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came سے طرف کی and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could آپ tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the کشتی yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, آپ will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what آپ ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came سے طرف کی and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could آپ tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the کشتی yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope آپ like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do آپ see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a طوطا, توتے use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
سے طرف کی the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he کہا something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope آپ like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do آپ see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a طوطا, توتے use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
سے طرف کی the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he کہا something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
