Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.
Will: My father always کہا you'd become a man when آپ bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.
Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my love life... we started doing it once a week.
Will [to April]: We'll get آپ sobered up... find آپ some underwear. It's not too late for you.
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But آپ don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.
Sue: When آپ hear your name called, پار, صلیب over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.
Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: آپ never quite know where آپ stand.
Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because آپ don't feel good about yourself!
Will: Sometimes being special sucks.
