I need to update my other fanfics ~.~ Im bad!! D: Anyways....
Loki! Y U BAKA????.
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Scarring Norse Gods is Easy.
The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy movie. "Y-Yeah! H-hold on one moment~!" She called nervously. After cleaning up, she turned to the girls and panicked "C-Can آپ guys hide?" Pepper and Zarie looked a bit bewildered, Natasha nodded and went to a room that she used whenever she came over. "Come on ladies, no use in staying here and listening to Fury." Natasha کہا as she and the others went in and shut the door. Poor Delbar still forgot to turn off the movie. She went and opened the door to Director Fury and smiled "Director...Fury! Can I hel....Thor?" The blonde haired god waved at her smiling "Greetings Lady Delbar! I come to drop off my brother!" He کہا grinning, "Brother?! آپ mean....Loki?!" Thor nodded and moved to the side to دکھائیں Loki, who was chained, muzzled and had a large group of SHIELD agents around him. "I have come to put a barrier around you're....Home? So that Loki may not use magic." Thor کہا as he pushed سے طرف کی آپ and went in. Unfortunately, since Delbar FORGOT to turn off the TV, h e got to see one of the male strippers in the movie, hump a lady on a crash cart, in a thong. "Oh my...." Thor mumbled, staring at the scene "OH MY GOD." Delbar jumped from her location at the door to the TV and turning off the DVD, her face burning red. "Well, looks like you've been having fun, huh Agent Omideh." Director Fury کہا grinning "I...Suppose? A-Anyways Director Fury....Umm why is Loki here?" The SHIELD agents lead Loki into her apartment "Reasons." He کہا flatly, Delbar nodded understanding the 'reasons'. "Can آپ take care of him here?" Delbar nodded, "Yeah, this'll be fun! We'll watch فلمیں and I can get him fat~" Loki rolled his eyes "You can take all that stuff off of him." Delbar کہا smiling, Thor was busy with his hammer "Thor, please hurry up." Delbar said, rubbing her temples "Oh yes, my apologies." Thor raised his hammer and lightning hit the room. Delbar was curled up on the ground in fear, when she opened her eyes, she saw a light سونا barrier outside her window. "There, آپ are ready." Thor کہا grinning. Delbar gave a weak smile, "Yeah..." Delbar looked at Loki, and saw he was being unchained "Now Agent Omideh, as آپ know he's dangerous an-" Delbar smiled an cut him off "It's fine! He won't hurt me." She کہا grinning, Loki chuckled a bit "You think so, Midgardian?" "Yup!" She کہا smiling big, Loki rolled his eyes and sat on her سوفی, لٹانا "We'll see." He mumbled. "So! I think everything's all done! We'll see آپ later!" Delbar کہا pushing Thor and the others out, Director Fury started sputtering stuff about rules, but Delbar continued pushing them out "Byeeeee!" She کہا shutting the door and locking it. When Delbar turned around, Natasha stuck her head out from behind the door "Are they gone?" Delbar nodded, the girls came out, and when saw Loki, Pepper almost took his head off with a frying pan. "Hey Hey! Pepper! Hold on!" Loki rubbed his head and muttered threats under his breath "Don't kill him....Yet. He's under my watch, again." Natasha started laughing "Babysitting again? Wow. Well, at least he can watch Magic Mike with us~" Loki raised an eyebrow "Magic Mike? What is that?" Loki said, actually interested. Zarie grinned darkly and turned the TV back on, "Oh you'll like it Loki. Lets watch it from the start, shall we?" The other girls nodded with evil grins as Zarie restarted the movie and pressed play. Que Channing Tatum's fine ass. Poor Loki, he actually wished to be back in his glass holding cell. Magic Mike had scarred the god of Mischief. The girls and Loki watched several other 'chick flicks' after Magic Mike, which was pure torture for Loki. Afterwards, Delbar showed Loki to his room, and کہا goodbye to the girls. They had offered to stay, in case Loki tried anything fishy, but Delbar کہا she was fine. Soon after she picked up گھنٹی, بیل and headed for her bedroom. "Goodnight Loki" she کہا as she went in, she received no reply. Loki laid in his بستر and stared at the ceiling, thinking about how much he hated Midgard and how all Midgardian's were below him. He eventually fell asleep from thinking way to hard.
In the morning, Loki got up and went into the kitchen, finding a plate with waffles, sausage and eggs on it, and a sleeve of Oreos and دودھ beside it. He poked at the food suspiciously and saw a note on the میز, جدول nearby
"Morning Loki! Sorry about the crazy movie night, here's breakfast. Since you're under my watch, آپ and I are going shopping later on. I left some normal clothing on the couch. ~Del"
Loki scoffed and tossed the note aside and started eating. When he finished, he went and grabbed the clothes from the couch, it was a green tee-shirt and black jeans. Loki examined the outfit for awhile, until he heard the door unlock "Oh morning!" He heard Delbar say as she came through the front door, she was in a white tank top, torn jeans and had her hair up in a ponytail "Do آپ like them?" She asked point to the clothes "Uhh...Yes." He mumbled, he really did like it. "I'm glad!" She smiled and went to go pick up a few مزید boxes that were in the corner, they were marked 'ASSBAKA'S SHIT.' Loki chuckled a bit at the عنوان "You go get cleaned up. Ill be back soon, and we can leave." She کہا as she shut the door. Loki stood there, confused as to why Delbar was being so nice, usually the SHIELD agents would just be plain mean to him, but can آپ blame them? Loki did kill dozens of people.... Eventually he went to the bathroom and cleaned up before Delbar came back for the other boxes. Loki sat on a spinning bar سٹول in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ as Delbar finished getting ready herself, she came out in a graphic tee-shirt and old jeans. "Alright, let's go. Oh! آپ need to wear these though, Fury's orders." She held out two سونا bangles for him to take "What do they do...?" He asked, glaring at her a bit "They conceal you're magic I think." She said, he tossed them on the ground and scoffed "I refuse to wear them." He کہا sharply "Well, tough shit, you're wearing them." Delbar کہا picking the bangles up and forcing them onto his wrists. "See? Was that so hard?" She spat, Loki groaned and tried to take them off, but they wouldn't اقدام a bit. "Why won't they come off?!" He hissed, Delbar sighed "I told آپ to put them on, but آپ didn't listen. The person who puts the bangle on, can take them off. Only I can take them off now." Delbar کہا as she rubbed Bell's ears with her foot "Lets go Loki." She کہا grabbing him سے طرف کی the wrist and dragging him out the door.
Loki already disliked the mall, he was starting to dislike Delbar مزید since she brought him here. "Where are we going Midgardian." He spat "Shopping, for you." She کہا as she dragged the god to a male clothes shop. Delbar tossed Loki آگے into the store "Go pick out some clothes آپ like, and I will help." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breathe and went off looking for some outfits. He came back with a few sweaters, some dress shirts, pants and 3 ties "There." He mumbled shoving them into Delbar's hands, "Did آپ try them on?" Loki looked at her confused "Do they not already fit me?" Delbar sighed, "Come now," she dragged him to the changing room "Put this" she held up a dress شرٹ, قمیض "On first, then put a pair of pants on and a sweater over it." Loki sighed and took the garments and went inside the small room. When he came out, he looked like he was in pain. Obviously he was, since they was so tight. "O-oh dear." Delbar کہا holding back a laugh "I-I'm sorry Loki but آپ look like my gay friend!! PFFFT!" She کہا laughing "Does this look amusing to you?! I am in pain! Get me out of these!" Loki spat "You need to, I'm not gonna strip you, Loki." Delbar کہا "I'm taking these back and getting different sizes, take them off an wait." She کہا as she left. She came back shortly with larger sizes, this time when Loki tried them on, they fit perfectly. "Much better." She کہا with a nod of approval "Okay, I think this'll do....Wait." She ran and got a few tee-shirts and tossed them at him "Those, put those on." She ordered "You cannot tell me what to do. I do what I want." He spat as he took them and marched back into the changing room. Meanwhile, while Delbar waited outside for Mr. Grumps-a-lot, she started receiveing several texts from...Guess who! If آپ guessed Tadeu, good for you, آپ were right. She started laughing at all the RIDICULOUS declirations of love and how "Sorry" he was. Bull. Delbar turned off her phone and shoved it back into her bag. "You ready yet?" Delbar کہا with a annoyed tone "Silence آپ mewling quim!" He spat from behind the door "You need to get you're butthole checked out, I think آپ have hemorrhoids." She mumbled under her breathe, then Loki came out of the changing room staring down at the شرٹ, قمیض like someone had thrown بلوبیری رس, جوس on it "this is attractive?" Delbar nodded quickly "Do you find this attractive?" He asked in a amused tone "Only on Steve, he's hot in those." She کہا smiling evilly "You mean that Midgardian who dresses in that ridiculous outfit?" Loki asked shrugging. "Yes, but it makes his butt look amazing" She کہا with a dramatic tone. Delbar took his clothes and went to the cashier to pay "Well, congradulations, آپ now have normal human clothing." Delbar کہا as she walked out with Loki, he just scoffed at her تبصرہ and followed her. Delbar decided to get lunch, she dragged - Yes, dragged. - Loki to Burger King and ordered food that she thought Loki might enjoy. "Here, it's yummy." She کہا as she shoved a tray towards him, he glared at the food and then at her "It does not look 'yummy'" He کہا "To آپ it may not. To me its heavenly." She کہا as she sat down and began eating, "Delbar Omideh?! Oh. My. GOD!" Of all the times, OF ALL THE TIMES for Delbar to hear the voice of Satan himself, it had to be now. Tania Davids, AKA, Satan. She ran over to Delbar and Loki gasping as though she was the fricken Queen of Sheba. "It's been forevs!" She said, flicking her bleach blonde hair, she was dressed like a character from Mean Girls it made Delbar want to puke, she mustered up a fake smile "Hello Tania." She کہا coldly, she eyed Loki with oogly eyes. "Who~ is this~?" She کہا motioning her hand with several shopping bags in her clutches. "This is Loki." Delbar کہا bitterly, Loki gave a nod of awknowlagement "He is cute. Wanna go out sometime? I'll give آپ my number~" Tania کہا winking at Loki, Loki wasn't impressed with her at all, he just gave her a blank stare "No thank you, Delbar here will be taking me out for dinner." He said, his green eyes full with mischeif, "You little shit." Delbar thought as she shot the god a death glare "Oh, well, whatever~ Ooh! I GTG! TTYL Delly~" She کہا as she pranced away, her pepto bismo heels clicking against the floor "Slut." Delbar muttered once she was out of site, she took a huge bite of her Triple Decker Whopper, Loki scanned Delbar's expression and sighed "You sure are bothered سے طرف کی that...Midgardian." He stated as he took a bite of his مچھلی sandwich, he raised his eyebrows in approval and took another bite "Ever since Middle School, she terrorized me. Judging me, Making fun of me." Delbar spat as she stuffed fries into her mouth "Stealing anything that was MINE." She hissed, Loki looked at Delbar, he was kinda shocked سے طرف کی how angry she was. "She چرا لیا, چوری کی all my friends, she چرا لیا, چوری کی the man I was....In love with. She drove me into a dark depression for several years....But that changed after SHIELD recruted me for they're Magic division." She کہا calming down, she looked like she was about to start crying. She took another bite to calm herself down, and then another, and another, until her cheeks mimicked a chipmunks. Loki let out a laugh, "Y-You look ridiculous" He کہا laughing, Delbar chuckled a bit and chewed her food "Shuf uf." She کہا between bites, Loki continued laughing, Delbar let him. It was better than him being a ھٹی, ترش puss. After lunch, Delbar took him shopping for her. On the way to her پسندیدہ store, Loki spotted a magazine with Delbar's face on the cover, dressed in shorts and a long sleeved dress shirt, that was unbuttoned enought to دکھائیں her red bra under it. "What in the world are آپ doing like that?" Loki asked as he showed the magazine, Delbar panicked and took if from him "That is NONE of you're business!" She squeaked as she hid the magizine behind other magizines and dragged him away "No, honestly. Why do آپ Midgardian's دکھائیں you're bodies in such a manner?" He asked with a amused tone "No Comment." She mumbled, her cheeks flushed red "Does that bother you~?" He said, "Shut up Loki." She hissed as she dragged him into a store that کہا 'Sugar Drop' "Fine fine~ Ill just ask Thor, یا perhaps maybe Stark will explain it?" Delbar kicked him in his groin and stomped into the store, Loki doubled over in pain, "Ehehe....I see now..." He groaned with a chuckle "You're a prick." He could hear her say as she made her way into the far corner of the store. Loki found Delbar wiping away tears as she shifted through a row of tops "Did I strike a nerve?" He asked, Delbar shot him a look that made him consider apologizing "You don't understand. You'll never understand, that is how آپ all are." She کہا coldly "I want to know why you're so sensitive about it, I mean آپ did look very attractive," He کہا chuckling, she shot him a glare "Alright, tell me why آپ are so angry about it?" He کہا sighing, Delbar sniffled and shifted through the tops مزید "....My sister, Sima and I, were models when we were in our later teens. The سب, سب سے اوپر fashion magazines in the world would hire us, just like the Supermodels of the fashion industry. We hated it though, we only did it because our Mother was a model, and our Aunts and Cousins are as well." She کہا sniffling again "One day, this photographer came to us, wanting us to do shots for Cosmo, we didn't want to. So our Aunt, the one who forced us into it, called, she yelled at us for hours and hours, she cursed our births and yelled horrid things." Tears started falling down her face "So we called the photographer back, and set up a time for a photoshoot." She wiped them away "He made me the cover, and not once did he put Sima in, I was livid. Sima and I always did shots together. Do آپ understand? Together. That is why I loathe that magazine, and that is why I hate the photo." She کہا looking down. Loki had heard about 'Supermodels' from the SHIELD agents with magazines, he knew they were beautiful, even for a Midgardain. "I see...." He mumbled as she shifted through the clothes "Whatever." She mumbled as she went to a diffrent row "That's why I got out of that quick. Now, I own several businesses and do work with SHIELD, while Sima sings and owns a Wedding Planner's business." Delbar کہا with what appeared to be a grin, "That's good I suppose." He کہا fiddling with a green colored dress, it had a bow in the neckline and a ribbion around the waist "You like that?" She asked when she saw him fiddle with the شرٹ, قمیض "I suppose, I think it would look best-" Delbar looked for her size in the شرٹ, قمیض and headed for the changing rooms. Loki trailed behind and sat in a chair as he waited for her to change, when she came out, he was a bit taken aback سے طرف کی how she looked. She was beautiful in the color, true, but she didn't look happy at all. "I don't like it much...." She admitted, "I agree, lets find another shall we?" He offered, Delbar nodded and went back into the changing room. Loki found a dress that was flowy and simple, it was a beige فیتا, فیتے dress with long sleeves. "What about this?" He کہا as he shoved it over the door "Its pretty..." He heard her mumble, she took it from over the door. Shortly after, she came out. Loki was busying himself with the bangles, but that stopped when he saw her. It flattered her in all the right places, it clung to her curves, she did look beautiful. Loki coughed into his fist "Very nice." He said, Delbar didn't make any approving emotion, but she nodded "I think I'm ready to go now." She کہا as she retreated to the changing room. After paying, Delbar decided to leave the mall. "That was...Interesting." Loki کہا as he climbed into the passenger side of Delbar's car "I guess," She mumbled, Loki sighed and rubbed his temples "Whats wrong? Why are آپ so...Like this!?" He کہا motioning towards her, she scoffed and started driving "I don't know," She mumbled with a hint of annoyance "Why don't آپ go ask Thor? یا Stark?" She hissed, Loki rubbed his temples and sighed "I will never understand آپ Midgardians." Loki said, Delbar rolled her eyes and continued driving, Delbar decided it'd be best to send him for classes on understanding Women.
Loki! Y U BAKA????.
enjoy! thanks for reading! Fanning and reviews are appreciated uwu
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Scarring Norse Gods is Easy.
The moment Delbar saw Director Fury, she slammed the door in his face. She ran to the group an start sputtering nonsense "Del? What's wrong?" Natasha asked "DIRECTOR FURY IS HERE. OHMYGOD EVERYONE HIDE HOLY-" "Agent Omideh? Is everything alright?" Delbar panicked and started cleaning up, forgetting to turn off the raunchy movie. "Y-Yeah! H-hold on one moment~!" She called nervously. After cleaning up, she turned to the girls and panicked "C-Can آپ guys hide?" Pepper and Zarie looked a bit bewildered, Natasha nodded and went to a room that she used whenever she came over. "Come on ladies, no use in staying here and listening to Fury." Natasha کہا as she and the others went in and shut the door. Poor Delbar still forgot to turn off the movie. She went and opened the door to Director Fury and smiled "Director...Fury! Can I hel....Thor?" The blonde haired god waved at her smiling "Greetings Lady Delbar! I come to drop off my brother!" He کہا grinning, "Brother?! آپ mean....Loki?!" Thor nodded and moved to the side to دکھائیں Loki, who was chained, muzzled and had a large group of SHIELD agents around him. "I have come to put a barrier around you're....Home? So that Loki may not use magic." Thor کہا as he pushed سے طرف کی آپ and went in. Unfortunately, since Delbar FORGOT to turn off the TV, h e got to see one of the male strippers in the movie, hump a lady on a crash cart, in a thong. "Oh my...." Thor mumbled, staring at the scene "OH MY GOD." Delbar jumped from her location at the door to the TV and turning off the DVD, her face burning red. "Well, looks like you've been having fun, huh Agent Omideh." Director Fury کہا grinning "I...Suppose? A-Anyways Director Fury....Umm why is Loki here?" The SHIELD agents lead Loki into her apartment "Reasons." He کہا flatly, Delbar nodded understanding the 'reasons'. "Can آپ take care of him here?" Delbar nodded, "Yeah, this'll be fun! We'll watch فلمیں and I can get him fat~" Loki rolled his eyes "You can take all that stuff off of him." Delbar کہا smiling, Thor was busy with his hammer "Thor, please hurry up." Delbar said, rubbing her temples "Oh yes, my apologies." Thor raised his hammer and lightning hit the room. Delbar was curled up on the ground in fear, when she opened her eyes, she saw a light سونا barrier outside her window. "There, آپ are ready." Thor کہا grinning. Delbar gave a weak smile, "Yeah..." Delbar looked at Loki, and saw he was being unchained "Now Agent Omideh, as آپ know he's dangerous an-" Delbar smiled an cut him off "It's fine! He won't hurt me." She کہا grinning, Loki chuckled a bit "You think so, Midgardian?" "Yup!" She کہا smiling big, Loki rolled his eyes and sat on her سوفی, لٹانا "We'll see." He mumbled. "So! I think everything's all done! We'll see آپ later!" Delbar کہا pushing Thor and the others out, Director Fury started sputtering stuff about rules, but Delbar continued pushing them out "Byeeeee!" She کہا shutting the door and locking it. When Delbar turned around, Natasha stuck her head out from behind the door "Are they gone?" Delbar nodded, the girls came out, and when saw Loki, Pepper almost took his head off with a frying pan. "Hey Hey! Pepper! Hold on!" Loki rubbed his head and muttered threats under his breath "Don't kill him....Yet. He's under my watch, again." Natasha started laughing "Babysitting again? Wow. Well, at least he can watch Magic Mike with us~" Loki raised an eyebrow "Magic Mike? What is that?" Loki said, actually interested. Zarie grinned darkly and turned the TV back on, "Oh you'll like it Loki. Lets watch it from the start, shall we?" The other girls nodded with evil grins as Zarie restarted the movie and pressed play. Que Channing Tatum's fine ass. Poor Loki, he actually wished to be back in his glass holding cell. Magic Mike had scarred the god of Mischief. The girls and Loki watched several other 'chick flicks' after Magic Mike, which was pure torture for Loki. Afterwards, Delbar showed Loki to his room, and کہا goodbye to the girls. They had offered to stay, in case Loki tried anything fishy, but Delbar کہا she was fine. Soon after she picked up گھنٹی, بیل and headed for her bedroom. "Goodnight Loki" she کہا as she went in, she received no reply. Loki laid in his بستر and stared at the ceiling, thinking about how much he hated Midgard and how all Midgardian's were below him. He eventually fell asleep from thinking way to hard.
In the morning, Loki got up and went into the kitchen, finding a plate with waffles, sausage and eggs on it, and a sleeve of Oreos and دودھ beside it. He poked at the food suspiciously and saw a note on the میز, جدول nearby
"Morning Loki! Sorry about the crazy movie night, here's breakfast. Since you're under my watch, آپ and I are going shopping later on. I left some normal clothing on the couch. ~Del"
Loki scoffed and tossed the note aside and started eating. When he finished, he went and grabbed the clothes from the couch, it was a green tee-shirt and black jeans. Loki examined the outfit for awhile, until he heard the door unlock "Oh morning!" He heard Delbar say as she came through the front door, she was in a white tank top, torn jeans and had her hair up in a ponytail "Do آپ like them?" She asked point to the clothes "Uhh...Yes." He mumbled, he really did like it. "I'm glad!" She smiled and went to go pick up a few مزید boxes that were in the corner, they were marked 'ASSBAKA'S SHIT.' Loki chuckled a bit at the عنوان "You go get cleaned up. Ill be back soon, and we can leave." She کہا as she shut the door. Loki stood there, confused as to why Delbar was being so nice, usually the SHIELD agents would just be plain mean to him, but can آپ blame them? Loki did kill dozens of people.... Eventually he went to the bathroom and cleaned up before Delbar came back for the other boxes. Loki sat on a spinning bar سٹول in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ as Delbar finished getting ready herself, she came out in a graphic tee-shirt and old jeans. "Alright, let's go. Oh! آپ need to wear these though, Fury's orders." She held out two سونا bangles for him to take "What do they do...?" He asked, glaring at her a bit "They conceal you're magic I think." She said, he tossed them on the ground and scoffed "I refuse to wear them." He کہا sharply "Well, tough shit, you're wearing them." Delbar کہا picking the bangles up and forcing them onto his wrists. "See? Was that so hard?" She spat, Loki groaned and tried to take them off, but they wouldn't اقدام a bit. "Why won't they come off?!" He hissed, Delbar sighed "I told آپ to put them on, but آپ didn't listen. The person who puts the bangle on, can take them off. Only I can take them off now." Delbar کہا as she rubbed Bell's ears with her foot "Lets go Loki." She کہا grabbing him سے طرف کی the wrist and dragging him out the door.
Loki already disliked the mall, he was starting to dislike Delbar مزید since she brought him here. "Where are we going Midgardian." He spat "Shopping, for you." She کہا as she dragged the god to a male clothes shop. Delbar tossed Loki آگے into the store "Go pick out some clothes آپ like, and I will help." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breathe and went off looking for some outfits. He came back with a few sweaters, some dress shirts, pants and 3 ties "There." He mumbled shoving them into Delbar's hands, "Did آپ try them on?" Loki looked at her confused "Do they not already fit me?" Delbar sighed, "Come now," she dragged him to the changing room "Put this" she held up a dress شرٹ, قمیض "On first, then put a pair of pants on and a sweater over it." Loki sighed and took the garments and went inside the small room. When he came out, he looked like he was in pain. Obviously he was, since they was so tight. "O-oh dear." Delbar کہا holding back a laugh "I-I'm sorry Loki but آپ look like my gay friend!! PFFFT!" She کہا laughing "Does this look amusing to you?! I am in pain! Get me out of these!" Loki spat "You need to, I'm not gonna strip you, Loki." Delbar کہا "I'm taking these back and getting different sizes, take them off an wait." She کہا as she left. She came back shortly with larger sizes, this time when Loki tried them on, they fit perfectly. "Much better." She کہا with a nod of approval "Okay, I think this'll do....Wait." She ran and got a few tee-shirts and tossed them at him "Those, put those on." She ordered "You cannot tell me what to do. I do what I want." He spat as he took them and marched back into the changing room. Meanwhile, while Delbar waited outside for Mr. Grumps-a-lot, she started receiveing several texts from...Guess who! If آپ guessed Tadeu, good for you, آپ were right. She started laughing at all the RIDICULOUS declirations of love and how "Sorry" he was. Bull. Delbar turned off her phone and shoved it back into her bag. "You ready yet?" Delbar کہا with a annoyed tone "Silence آپ mewling quim!" He spat from behind the door "You need to get you're butthole checked out, I think آپ have hemorrhoids." She mumbled under her breathe, then Loki came out of the changing room staring down at the شرٹ, قمیض like someone had thrown بلوبیری رس, جوس on it "this is attractive?" Delbar nodded quickly "Do you find this attractive?" He asked in a amused tone "Only on Steve, he's hot in those." She کہا smiling evilly "You mean that Midgardian who dresses in that ridiculous outfit?" Loki asked shrugging. "Yes, but it makes his butt look amazing" She کہا with a dramatic tone. Delbar took his clothes and went to the cashier to pay "Well, congradulations, آپ now have normal human clothing." Delbar کہا as she walked out with Loki, he just scoffed at her تبصرہ and followed her. Delbar decided to get lunch, she dragged - Yes, dragged. - Loki to Burger King and ordered food that she thought Loki might enjoy. "Here, it's yummy." She کہا as she shoved a tray towards him, he glared at the food and then at her "It does not look 'yummy'" He کہا "To آپ it may not. To me its heavenly." She کہا as she sat down and began eating, "Delbar Omideh?! Oh. My. GOD!" Of all the times, OF ALL THE TIMES for Delbar to hear the voice of Satan himself, it had to be now. Tania Davids, AKA, Satan. She ran over to Delbar and Loki gasping as though she was the fricken Queen of Sheba. "It's been forevs!" She said, flicking her bleach blonde hair, she was dressed like a character from Mean Girls it made Delbar want to puke, she mustered up a fake smile "Hello Tania." She کہا coldly, she eyed Loki with oogly eyes. "Who~ is this~?" She کہا motioning her hand with several shopping bags in her clutches. "This is Loki." Delbar کہا bitterly, Loki gave a nod of awknowlagement "He is cute. Wanna go out sometime? I'll give آپ my number~" Tania کہا winking at Loki, Loki wasn't impressed with her at all, he just gave her a blank stare "No thank you, Delbar here will be taking me out for dinner." He said, his green eyes full with mischeif, "You little shit." Delbar thought as she shot the god a death glare "Oh, well, whatever~ Ooh! I GTG! TTYL Delly~" She کہا as she pranced away, her pepto bismo heels clicking against the floor "Slut." Delbar muttered once she was out of site, she took a huge bite of her Triple Decker Whopper, Loki scanned Delbar's expression and sighed "You sure are bothered سے طرف کی that...Midgardian." He stated as he took a bite of his مچھلی sandwich, he raised his eyebrows in approval and took another bite "Ever since Middle School, she terrorized me. Judging me, Making fun of me." Delbar spat as she stuffed fries into her mouth "Stealing anything that was MINE." She hissed, Loki looked at Delbar, he was kinda shocked سے طرف کی how angry she was. "She چرا لیا, چوری کی all my friends, she چرا لیا, چوری کی the man I was....In love with. She drove me into a dark depression for several years....But that changed after SHIELD recruted me for they're Magic division." She کہا calming down, she looked like she was about to start crying. She took another bite to calm herself down, and then another, and another, until her cheeks mimicked a chipmunks. Loki let out a laugh, "Y-You look ridiculous" He کہا laughing, Delbar chuckled a bit and chewed her food "Shuf uf." She کہا between bites, Loki continued laughing, Delbar let him. It was better than him being a ھٹی, ترش puss. After lunch, Delbar took him shopping for her. On the way to her پسندیدہ store, Loki spotted a magazine with Delbar's face on the cover, dressed in shorts and a long sleeved dress shirt, that was unbuttoned enought to دکھائیں her red bra under it. "What in the world are آپ doing like that?" Loki asked as he showed the magazine, Delbar panicked and took if from him "That is NONE of you're business!" She squeaked as she hid the magizine behind other magizines and dragged him away "No, honestly. Why do آپ Midgardian's دکھائیں you're bodies in such a manner?" He asked with a amused tone "No Comment." She mumbled, her cheeks flushed red "Does that bother you~?" He said, "Shut up Loki." She hissed as she dragged him into a store that کہا 'Sugar Drop' "Fine fine~ Ill just ask Thor, یا perhaps maybe Stark will explain it?" Delbar kicked him in his groin and stomped into the store, Loki doubled over in pain, "Ehehe....I see now..." He groaned with a chuckle "You're a prick." He could hear her say as she made her way into the far corner of the store. Loki found Delbar wiping away tears as she shifted through a row of tops "Did I strike a nerve?" He asked, Delbar shot him a look that made him consider apologizing "You don't understand. You'll never understand, that is how آپ all are." She کہا coldly "I want to know why you're so sensitive about it, I mean آپ did look very attractive," He کہا chuckling, she shot him a glare "Alright, tell me why آپ are so angry about it?" He کہا sighing, Delbar sniffled and shifted through the tops مزید "....My sister, Sima and I, were models when we were in our later teens. The سب, سب سے اوپر fashion magazines in the world would hire us, just like the Supermodels of the fashion industry. We hated it though, we only did it because our Mother was a model, and our Aunts and Cousins are as well." She کہا sniffling again "One day, this photographer came to us, wanting us to do shots for Cosmo, we didn't want to. So our Aunt, the one who forced us into it, called, she yelled at us for hours and hours, she cursed our births and yelled horrid things." Tears started falling down her face "So we called the photographer back, and set up a time for a photoshoot." She wiped them away "He made me the cover, and not once did he put Sima in, I was livid. Sima and I always did shots together. Do آپ understand? Together. That is why I loathe that magazine, and that is why I hate the photo." She کہا looking down. Loki had heard about 'Supermodels' from the SHIELD agents with magazines, he knew they were beautiful, even for a Midgardain. "I see...." He mumbled as she shifted through the clothes "Whatever." She mumbled as she went to a diffrent row "That's why I got out of that quick. Now, I own several businesses and do work with SHIELD, while Sima sings and owns a Wedding Planner's business." Delbar کہا with what appeared to be a grin, "That's good I suppose." He کہا fiddling with a green colored dress, it had a bow in the neckline and a ribbion around the waist "You like that?" She asked when she saw him fiddle with the شرٹ, قمیض "I suppose, I think it would look best-" Delbar looked for her size in the شرٹ, قمیض and headed for the changing rooms. Loki trailed behind and sat in a chair as he waited for her to change, when she came out, he was a bit taken aback سے طرف کی how she looked. She was beautiful in the color, true, but she didn't look happy at all. "I don't like it much...." She admitted, "I agree, lets find another shall we?" He offered, Delbar nodded and went back into the changing room. Loki found a dress that was flowy and simple, it was a beige فیتا, فیتے dress with long sleeves. "What about this?" He کہا as he shoved it over the door "Its pretty..." He heard her mumble, she took it from over the door. Shortly after, she came out. Loki was busying himself with the bangles, but that stopped when he saw her. It flattered her in all the right places, it clung to her curves, she did look beautiful. Loki coughed into his fist "Very nice." He said, Delbar didn't make any approving emotion, but she nodded "I think I'm ready to go now." She کہا as she retreated to the changing room. After paying, Delbar decided to leave the mall. "That was...Interesting." Loki کہا as he climbed into the passenger side of Delbar's car "I guess," She mumbled, Loki sighed and rubbed his temples "Whats wrong? Why are آپ so...Like this!?" He کہا motioning towards her, she scoffed and started driving "I don't know," She mumbled with a hint of annoyance "Why don't آپ go ask Thor? یا Stark?" She hissed, Loki rubbed his temples and sighed "I will never understand آپ Midgardians." Loki said, Delbar rolled her eyes and continued driving, Delbar decided it'd be best to send him for classes on understanding Women.
Here's the dress if y'all were curious :)
