Sorority Row (2009) Stills

#11. Halloween. The franchise is OK and Michael Myers is cool, but he is overrated.

#10. Child's Play. Not one of my پسندیدہ franchises, but it's OK.

#9. Exorcist. Never seen the فلمیں and I don't want to, but from what I've heard, they're pretty good.

#8. Poltergeist. Never seen them, but the clown in the first one is pretty fucking scary.

#7. Space Odyssey. These فلمیں deserve to be #6.

#6. Scream. One of the best film series I've ever seen.

#5. A tie between Puppet Master and Demonic Toys. Great movies. If آپ haven't seen them, than what the hell are آپ doing reading this...

    WOW!! Just WOW!! When I received the میل ای from goonies, informing me that my fellow FanPoppers had voted for me for Horror فلمیں پرستار of the Month, that was about what my reaction came to. It took a moment for the message to sink in. As I told goonies in my reply میل ای to her, once I had cast my vote for the پرستار of the Month, I forgot to add it to my updates, and it went out of sight, out of mind. So this was really a surprise.
    So, thanks to everyone who voted for me. I’m really thrilled with this honor. I especially want to thank Aerohead,...

-DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. آپ will be filleted within 15 minutes. Even if gorgeous blonde offers to jump your bones in a graveyard, say no: she will turn into an old man and stab آپ in the guts.

-DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, GO INTO THE WOODS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. At the very least, آپ will probably be sexually molested سے طرف کی a tree.

-DO NOT PICK UP HICTCHIKERS. Have آپ got a dead wish یا something?

-NEVER TAKE UP VENTRILOQUISM AS A HOBBY. Your dummy will prove no dummy.

-When a group of آپ are searching a large building, do not, whatever آپ do, تقسیم, الگ کریں up.

-Don't go anywhere near...