DERP for آپ

Some days later, after their little almost meeting in her car, they haven’t talked, just for strictly necessary medical stuff, but they haven’t even looked into each other’s eyes.
House is in his office doing some paper work when Cuddy goes there. ‘New case.’ Says without looking at him. ‘You know what آپ have to do.’
‘Yeah... I know...’ He looks at the file and then at her.
‘Well... "have fun"’ She walks to the door.
‘Cuddy...’
She turns around and finally looks at him, but then she looks at the floor again. ‘Yes?’
‘Uhh... are you... is... your car already working...

اگلے morning she wakes up early, has her شاور and breakfast and sends a message to Lucas to go to have رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with him tonight. She waits until House gets to her home. He is there on time and when Cuddy goes out, he gives her the helmet. ‘Hey...’
‘Thanks for coming...’ Says Lisa.
‘It's nothing...’
About twenty منٹ later they get to the hospital. ‘Thanks again.’ Says her giving him the helmet. He nods.
‘You want me to take آپ later to my home? I mean... so آپ can call someone to fix your car...’
‘If it's not too much trouble...’
‘It's okay... come to my office when...

House can’t اقدام very well, when he opens his eyes the light blinds him for a moment and then he sees Lisa sleepling اگلے to him. He starts breathing deeply in order to talk but he can’t, then he tries again and whispers her name. ‘Lisa...’
When she hears him, she starts opening her eyes and sees him staring at her, she can barely talk. ‘Greg... Greg! You’re awake. Oh God, thanks!’ She sits up and caresses his face.
‘I'm... how long have I been here...?’
‘You’ve been in a coma for almost two months... God, you’re back!’ She kisses him softly on his forehead. ‘I was...

In the morning, Lisa gets dressed and goes to William’s room. He puts on his T-shirt and they go down to the cafeteria to have breakfast. After that, Will and Lisa go to the bus to go sightseeing with the rest of their colleages. Greg runs before the bus leaves. William sees him and thinks: “Damn it... he’s a pain in the ass.” Before Greg can see them, Will kisses her girlfriend, so she can’t see him either. They get off the bus and get to the Louvre Museum. When they’re about to come in, Greg sees them and approaches. ‘Wow, what a conincidence!!’
‘Yes... how are آپ man?’...

Lisa wakes up اگلے morning and Greg is huged to her. She remembers what happened last night and gets out of the بستر in silence, trying not to wake him up. Cuddy takes her clothes and before leaving to her dorm, she approaches to him and gives him a small kiss on his lips. Then whispers. ‘Sleep tight Greg.’
Hours later when he wakes up, he stays in بستر 'cause he feels really really bad. He drank too much last night and can barely remember a few things. His face and fists hurt a lot.
At mealtime they meet for the first time after their special night. Greg has an horrible hangover and prepares...

When Cuddy gets to the residence, she goes to the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and takes a small tablet of broth from the cupboard and puts in the in شاور head, so later, when he has his shower, he’ll be covered of soup. After carrying out her evil plan, she goes to her room.
House gets ہوم and doesn’t try to talk to her. He goes straight to his room and after studying for a while, goes to the bathroom. When he’s about to start, he is covered with سوپ and jumps out of the bathtub. ‘What the heck is this?!’ He wraps himself in a towel and goes to her dorm. ‘Is this your way of revenge? Are آپ gonna...

‘Okay, I’ll clean up. It wasn’t your fault. You’re right.’ He’s reading in his dorm when she takes the mop and soaks the entrance to his dorm, then she goes to her dorm to wait.
After a while he has to go to the bathroom and when he’s gonna go out of his dorm, he slips because of the puddle and falls to the ground. ‘Fuck!!! Lisaaaaaaa!! What the hell is this???!!!’
Maybe it’s better for them to be this way than having any kind of personal relationship. She hears him and goes out of her room pretending a surprised face. ‘What’s going on?? Oh are آپ okay?? I was cleaning,...

اگلے morning Lisa gets up at lunch time and goes straight to have a shower, she doesn’t even know if he has come back yet and she doesn’t want to go to his room just in case they ended up at his bed. When she goes out of the bathroom, she bumps into him who is waiting near the door to have his shower.
‘Morning... well, afternoon.’
She doesn’t know what to say.
‘Hey... آپ can have your shower, I’ve finished. Nice party سے طرف کی the way.’
‘Yeah, it was nice.’
Lisa doesn’t look at him and goes to her dorm to read a book. He doesn’t know what she did last night, he was... a little...

After her long nap, Lisa wakes up and goes to have a shower. When she finishes, looks at the time and goes to wake him up. ‘You awake?’
‘Yeah, آپ naked?’
‘No... I have a towel, sorry... I just was gonna tell آپ to get up.’
‘Okay... I'm getting up...’
After having a شاور and getting dressed he takes his stuff and goes to the door. ‘Well, I'm leaving...’
‘Wait! I’m ready.’ Lisa gets out of her room wearing a nice white T-shirt tied around her neck and black trousers. He can’t help looking at her.
‘You look... good.’ Says House finally.
‘Thanks, آپ too.’
‘I know,...

One دن they are in their residence. Lisa spends the whole دن enclosed in her room studying. Of course he spends that time doing anything else but study.
Dinner time comes and she prepares a salad, then goes to his dorm and knocks the door. ‘Are آپ gonna eat something?’
‘Small children.’
She rolls her eyes. ‘If آپ want some ترکاریاں, سلاد there’s مزید in the kitchen.’
‘Hmm salad, rabbit's food, yummy!!’
She goes back to the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and he follows her and starts preparing a huge سینڈوچ with what he finds in the fridge. Cuddy looks at him with a disgusted face, then he bends to pick...

The اگلے morning when Lisa gets out of her dorm to have a shower, she stumbles upon him and falls to the floor. ‘What the hell...’ She looks at him angrily. ‘What are آپ doing sleeping here?’
‘Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!!’ Whispers Greg because of the hangover. ‘Why do آپ need to make so much noise?’
‘When I told آپ to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here.’
‘This was closer...’ He tries to stand up and Lisa helps him.
‘Oh... آپ look horrible...’
‘Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!!’ He bites his fist mocking at her. ‘I'd better take a shower!’...

اگلے دن Lisa goes to pick him up and they get to the hospital. ‘Well, I have to work, so go to annoy your team یا something...’ She approaches a bit to kiss him on his cheek but then realizes that they are in the hospital and separates from him again. They smile and she goes to her office, whilst House goes to Wilson's office.


House opens the door and sits down on the sofa. Wilson looks at him surprised and then at his watch.
‘House? What are آپ doing here? On time?’
‘Yeah... couldn't sleep.’
‘Yeah sure... Does this have to do with Cuddy?’
‘Why do آپ think something like that?’...

The اگلے morning they wake up and go to have breakfast to Cuddy’s kitchen. The situation is awkward, because they are no longer on vacation and they’re still together and feeling like if they were. When they get dressed, they go to do the shopping. Before coming back to her home, Cuddy drives House to his place and helps him a little to clean up. After a while someone calls and House picks up the phone.
‘Yeah?’
‘House? Hi!! How are you!?? When did آپ come back? Why didn’t آپ call me?’
Lisa looks at House and whisper. ‘Who is this?’
Greg جوابات her in a low voice. ‘Wilson...’...

House and Cuddy board the plane to go back to New Jersey and go on with their lives, but this time something has changed since the last time they were there, and they hope it last. This has been the vacation they've enjoyed most, but the worst part of it, has been the flights, which usually were very long.
‘Hmmm cards, bathroom... This time we have to try something new to make time go faster.’
House chuckles. ‘I think we've done everything that can be done on a plane...’
After two hours they’re still the same way, so bored. ‘Water, water and مزید water... Nice views.’ Says Cuddy...

They go to the hospital with David. House fills some papers for the doctors and they come to his room to examine him and ask him questions. Greg and Lisa wait in silence until the other doctors get out of the room. ‘David, I think we should go and let آپ rest, we can come to visit آپ other day’
‘Yes, okay. I hope آپ have better luck while you’re in London.’
‘Thanks.’ She approaches to House. ‘See آپ David.’


They leave the hospital and go back to the hotel سے طرف کی bus in silence. He sits on a chair in their room and turns on the TV. Lisa sits on the edge of the bed. ‘Has David...

When the ride that they won’t forget ends, they go out of the London Eye holding hands and go walking throught the brigde. House can’t believe that after so much time they are doing this. ‘So... we are... آپ know...’
‘Ehmm we could say that... yes...’
House nods a bit confused. ‘And... what are we gonna say in the hospital?’
‘Well, we can be together but... don't say anything in the hospital, I mean, we don't have to hide it, but we don't need to کریں شائع it either, do we?’
‘Of course, unless آپ want that the whole hospital mocks at me.’
‘I don’t think they’ll mock...

They arrive to the hotel soaked and holding hands. The reception guy looks at them and House talks. ‘Buongiorno!’ They get into the elevator. ‘My Italian is going better and better... I'm so proud of me!’
‘Yeah, it's true, now آپ can flirt with Italian guys.’
‘Ha ha... In fact I rather flirt with American women... specially with those who run a hospital.’ He approaches to her and kisses her passionately.
Cuddy opens her eyes surprised. ‘House this is the elevator, not our bedroom.’
House presses the STOP button and kisses her again. ‘I’ve noticed.’
She separates a bit...

اگلے morning it’s half past ten and they are asleep embraced. The light that comes from the window wakes him up. He breathes deeply and sees her lying اگلے to him.
Cuddy opens her eyes slowly and looks at him. She doesn’t know exactly what to say.
‘Hi...’
‘Morning...’
She’s still a bit confused. ‘How... Did آپ sleep well?’
‘The truth is that my back hurts a little due to sleeping in this position, I mean, huged to you.’
‘Oh--sorry’ She separates a bit from him and House takes a better posture. Cuddy looks at his cheek, it’s still a little redden because of the slap.
‘I'm...

House turns to her with his eyes wide open. ‘Like... me?’ He’s shocked and it took him a few سیکنڈ come back to himself. ‘Perhaps I should tell that guy to do something like...’
‘Like...?’ Cuddy stares at him and smiles. ‘Say something to that stupid guy!!’
He chuckles. ‘Aren't آپ gonna kiss her, آپ stupid flack of bumfluf??’ He approaches to Lisa a little.
‘Yeah, twenty years of waiting... that guy is very slow...’
‘Well... a bit...’ House approaches مزید and he is almost touching her lips with his.
‘Oh God Greg! Come on!’ Cuddy puts her arms around his neck...

They arrive to the hotel without saying a word, go to their room and lock the door.
‘You’re not gonna say anything? آپ know, something like:’ Cuddy imitates House’s tone. ‘Yeah, nice guy, آپ choose your boyfriends very well...’
House looks at her serious and without saying anything goes to the bathroom and close the door. Cuddy gets angry. ‘Hey, do not ignore me!’
House wets his faces and sits on the floor while Cuddy is shouting and knocking at the door. ‘Can آپ tell me what the hell was that? Can't behave as an adult once in your life?’ House takes a vicodin pill and looks...