How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 - Official Promo

I guess آپ would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the عنوان so if anyone has an idea for a new عنوان pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of شراب, ٹھیکی and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, آپ and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about یا is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have آپ met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...