"Could be a pulmonary embolism." suggested Kutner.
"Or maybe she's just nuts! آپ کہا she was yelling her guts out for Cuddy." کہا Thirteen.
"And that makes her crazy?? Have آپ SEEN Cuddy??" replied House as he turned back to the whiteboard.
"Our patient's name is Cuddles??" asked Taub.
"I agree with Thirteen. She's crazy." کہا Foreman.
"Way to stick up for your girlfriend. Seriously, get a room already... یا have آپ already done that" House کہا as he raised an eyebrow. He continued writing things down on the whiteboard and continued the differential.
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"How are we gonna get her back??" asked p_r.
"I... have no idea." کہا CF as they both looked at Cuddles from outside the room.
"There's nothing wrong with her. They're wasting their time. And she might get unnecessary brain surgery!!" yelled p_r.
"Wait... BRILLIANT! Then House will have to go to Cuddy and Teams A and B can take care of them!!" replied CF enthusiastically.
"You're risking Cuddles's life... for Huddy...?" slowly asked p_r.
"...Yeaaaah." replied CF.
"........ I like it." smiled p_r as they both looked back at the sleeping Cuddles.
*Meanwhile*
"Dudes! Check this out!!" yelled bb.
"What is it??" they all asked.
"PPTH is having a Fundraising Play Night??" asked OM.
"OMG... MAJOR idea آپ guys!!" yelled Melon.
"Do tell, wifey." کہا pkp in curiosity.
"We could do a play... with... HUDDY!!" squealed Melon.
"But how? I mean they'd obviously cut us off if they saw PG with pillows under a low cut سب, سب سے اوپر and stilettos while OM carries around a cane and a taped stubble on her face." کہا PLH.
"What's THAT supposed to mean??" yelled PG.
"Nothing against آپ guys of course. I just mean... they'd know you'd be up to something." replied PLH.
"Uhuh... I'd insult آپ with a long literal term but I'm not in the mood at the moment" کہا OM.
"Guys! GUYS! That's why I have a plan! We're going to pretend it's a play about a court scene!!" explained Melon.
"Ok Melon, explain." کہا K.
"Ehem. The theme will be Huddy vs. Hameron, no insulting will be meant and is to be taken lightly. Judge PLH, presiding. There are no actual Hamerons here because this was our little field trip sooooo..."
"What are آپ saying?" asked Missy.
"So someone will have to represent the Hams..." coughed Melon.
"WHAT!?!??!??!" yelled everyone.
"All who want bb to be Hameron please rise."
"WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!" yelled bb as everyone shot their hands like a rocket.
Melon saw OM snickering and had a lightbulb moment.
"All who want OM to be her royal lackey please rise."
"SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!" yelled OM as once again, everyone in the room rose their hands at the speed of light.
It was then that a crash was heard from above.
"Hey guys, what's up?" asked Cake as she came down with a parachute on her back.
Everyone was, well... like this ----> o___O
"Um... ok, Cake, you're gonna be on the jury." کہا Melon, slightly confused.
"I have to serve Jury Duty already?!?!?!" yelled Cake in protest.
"It's for a play. You're going to play the confused Ham/Huddy. Here's your script... you're not getting paid" کہا Melon with a serious face as she handed everyone their script.
"I only have ONE LINE!?!?" yelled PG.
"But wifey, your line is three pages long!!" replied bb.
"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel!" everyone went silent as they stared at Missy who was singing to The Bad Touch on her iPod.
"...What??" asked Missy, blushing.
"That's the perfect song for Huddy!!" yelled PG.
"Yeah!!" agreed bb as a whole new convo about Huddy songs began.
"This is gonna be a long day..." کہا K.
"I think so too, K. I think so too." agreed pkp.
"Do آپ guys think this is gonna end well?" asked Melon.
"What's the worst that could happen?" asked K.
They thought about it for 5 سیکنڈ before freezing with their eyes widening. "Oh crap."
"Or maybe she's just nuts! آپ کہا she was yelling her guts out for Cuddy." کہا Thirteen.
"And that makes her crazy?? Have آپ SEEN Cuddy??" replied House as he turned back to the whiteboard.
"Our patient's name is Cuddles??" asked Taub.
"I agree with Thirteen. She's crazy." کہا Foreman.
"Way to stick up for your girlfriend. Seriously, get a room already... یا have آپ already done that" House کہا as he raised an eyebrow. He continued writing things down on the whiteboard and continued the differential.
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"How are we gonna get her back??" asked p_r.
"I... have no idea." کہا CF as they both looked at Cuddles from outside the room.
"There's nothing wrong with her. They're wasting their time. And she might get unnecessary brain surgery!!" yelled p_r.
"Wait... BRILLIANT! Then House will have to go to Cuddy and Teams A and B can take care of them!!" replied CF enthusiastically.
"You're risking Cuddles's life... for Huddy...?" slowly asked p_r.
"...Yeaaaah." replied CF.
"........ I like it." smiled p_r as they both looked back at the sleeping Cuddles.
*Meanwhile*
"Dudes! Check this out!!" yelled bb.
"What is it??" they all asked.
"PPTH is having a Fundraising Play Night??" asked OM.
"OMG... MAJOR idea آپ guys!!" yelled Melon.
"Do tell, wifey." کہا pkp in curiosity.
"We could do a play... with... HUDDY!!" squealed Melon.
"But how? I mean they'd obviously cut us off if they saw PG with pillows under a low cut سب, سب سے اوپر and stilettos while OM carries around a cane and a taped stubble on her face." کہا PLH.
"What's THAT supposed to mean??" yelled PG.
"Nothing against آپ guys of course. I just mean... they'd know you'd be up to something." replied PLH.
"Uhuh... I'd insult آپ with a long literal term but I'm not in the mood at the moment" کہا OM.
"Guys! GUYS! That's why I have a plan! We're going to pretend it's a play about a court scene!!" explained Melon.
"Ok Melon, explain." کہا K.
"Ehem. The theme will be Huddy vs. Hameron, no insulting will be meant and is to be taken lightly. Judge PLH, presiding. There are no actual Hamerons here because this was our little field trip sooooo..."
"What are آپ saying?" asked Missy.
"So someone will have to represent the Hams..." coughed Melon.
"WHAT!?!??!??!" yelled everyone.
"All who want bb to be Hameron please rise."
"WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!" yelled bb as everyone shot their hands like a rocket.
Melon saw OM snickering and had a lightbulb moment.
"All who want OM to be her royal lackey please rise."
"SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!" yelled OM as once again, everyone in the room rose their hands at the speed of light.
It was then that a crash was heard from above.
"Hey guys, what's up?" asked Cake as she came down with a parachute on her back.
Everyone was, well... like this ----> o___O
"Um... ok, Cake, you're gonna be on the jury." کہا Melon, slightly confused.
"I have to serve Jury Duty already?!?!?!" yelled Cake in protest.
"It's for a play. You're going to play the confused Ham/Huddy. Here's your script... you're not getting paid" کہا Melon with a serious face as she handed everyone their script.
"I only have ONE LINE!?!?" yelled PG.
"But wifey, your line is three pages long!!" replied bb.
"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel!" everyone went silent as they stared at Missy who was singing to The Bad Touch on her iPod.
"...What??" asked Missy, blushing.
"That's the perfect song for Huddy!!" yelled PG.
"Yeah!!" agreed bb as a whole new convo about Huddy songs began.
"This is gonna be a long day..." کہا K.
"I think so too, K. I think so too." agreed pkp.
"Do آپ guys think this is gonna end well?" asked Melon.
"What's the worst that could happen?" asked K.
They thought about it for 5 سیکنڈ before freezing with their eyes widening. "Oh crap."