Episode 3: Occam’s Razor
Rating: T
“Go find Cuddy and kiss her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first دن working there. He knocked.
“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are آپ okay?”
He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”
She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not only that, but this actually looks thorough and professional. What’s going on, House?”
“Its part of my job isn’t it?”
“Yes, but that still doesn’t explain why آپ did it. You’re not known for doing your job...at least without آپ being forced to do so. So, why’d آپ do it?”
“You know something...the glasses are pretty sexy. آپ look like…a naughty librarian.”
She couldn’t help but smile. “Just answer the question. What are آپ up to?”
“I guess آپ were right. Seeing patients has already made me a better doctor. It’s a miracle. Someone should alert the media. The Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro is a miracle worker in a wonder bra…quite the powerful combination.”
Cuddy rolled her eyes. “Funny. Well, I guess the reason doesn’t really matter. I’m just happy you’re doing your job for a change without me having to hunt آپ down. It’s a very nice change. I hope it continues.”
“Do I get a cookie now, Mommy?”
“Sorry, I’m fresh out of cookies. But, why don’t آپ take off from the clinic an گھنٹہ early today.”
“Well, if آپ insist.” He headed for the door, opening it before turning back. “Wilson thinks that I’m in love with you, ya know?”
She forgot to breathe. “What did آپ tell him?”
“That there was not a thin دیوار between love and hate…but instead a Great دیوار of China with armed sentries every 20 feet.”
“House, don’t forget that there are a lot of sections of the Great دیوار that have been destroyed over there years. There are gaps in that wall. It just took time.”
“It took centuries. And don’t hold your breath about the whole me doing work continuing thing.” He left quickly causing her to laugh softly.
“Whatever آپ say, House.”
Rating: T
“Go find Cuddy and kiss her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first دن working there. He knocked.
“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are آپ okay?”
He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”
She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not only that, but this actually looks thorough and professional. What’s going on, House?”
“Its part of my job isn’t it?”
“Yes, but that still doesn’t explain why آپ did it. You’re not known for doing your job...at least without آپ being forced to do so. So, why’d آپ do it?”
“You know something...the glasses are pretty sexy. آپ look like…a naughty librarian.”
She couldn’t help but smile. “Just answer the question. What are آپ up to?”
“I guess آپ were right. Seeing patients has already made me a better doctor. It’s a miracle. Someone should alert the media. The Dean of Medicine at Princeton Plainsboro is a miracle worker in a wonder bra…quite the powerful combination.”
Cuddy rolled her eyes. “Funny. Well, I guess the reason doesn’t really matter. I’m just happy you’re doing your job for a change without me having to hunt آپ down. It’s a very nice change. I hope it continues.”
“Do I get a cookie now, Mommy?”
“Sorry, I’m fresh out of cookies. But, why don’t آپ take off from the clinic an گھنٹہ early today.”
“Well, if آپ insist.” He headed for the door, opening it before turning back. “Wilson thinks that I’m in love with you, ya know?”
She forgot to breathe. “What did آپ tell him?”
“That there was not a thin دیوار between love and hate…but instead a Great دیوار of China with armed sentries every 20 feet.”
“House, don’t forget that there are a lot of sections of the Great دیوار that have been destroyed over there years. There are gaps in that wall. It just took time.”
“It took centuries. And don’t hold your breath about the whole me doing work continuing thing.” He left quickly causing her to laugh softly.
“Whatever آپ say, House.”
House to Cuddy point of view (House's POV):
You're hopelessly lost, because today
The world seems a bit too big for you
I was pretty sure I've seen it all
Until آپ came, opened up my heaven
And ironically my hell
I get torn down
You're glad to get torn down with me
Well that's something I've never seen
It seems that I'm a bit wrong about the world
As of toady
Because آپ came and showed me wrong
آپ take me down, آپ bring me up
Well, at least آپ made a change
Despite the things آپ cannot see
Despite the world attire
And despite the truths آپ wish to change
آپ hide well, that i have to admit
But I can see right through you.
You're hopelessly lost, because today
The world seems a bit too big for you
I was pretty sure I've seen it all
Until آپ came, opened up my heaven
And ironically my hell
I get torn down
You're glad to get torn down with me
Well that's something I've never seen
It seems that I'm a bit wrong about the world
As of toady
Because آپ came and showed me wrong
آپ take me down, آپ bring me up
Well, at least آپ made a change
Despite the things آپ cannot see
Despite the world attire
And despite the truths آپ wish to change
آپ hide well, that i have to admit
But I can see right through you.