House and the team were differentiating in House's office. No one knew so not much progress was being made. "Why can't آپ just accept that your leg is healed?" Kutner asked. "Because then we would all be stuck doing clinic work and not having a case and plus I like to know things. It makes me fell powerful. Now back to the case." House کہا marker in hand waiting for a response. "When did آپ notice that the pain was gone?" 13 asked. House thought. He hadn't really noticed. "I don't know. But I do remember when the last time I was in pain. It was around 12:00 last night." House said. "Well what were آپ doing at 12:00 last night?" Taub asked. "I took 2 Vicodin and had a بیئر and then fell asleep." House said. At that time Wilson walked into the room and went over to the board without saying anything. He took a red marker and wrote 'happiness' on the board and then circled it. "Your leg was cured سے طرف کی happiness." Wilson said. "What happiness?" 13 asked. House was a little confused سے طرف کی Wilson' actions. "House is in love. Love is happiness." Wilson said. House now got it. The whole team thought a moment. "So, really House's leg was just as miserable and stubborn as House. It refused to work and feel better because it was unhappy." 13 said. "Exactly." Wilson replied. "It makes sense House." Taub کہا standing. "No it doesn't. Happiness nor love is a cure for an infarction." House said. "No, but happiness, love. Some placebos, and a 3rd Ketamine treatment would do it." Wilson said. "What do آپ mean 3rd Ketamine treatment. I only had 2. Wilson...?" House کہا to his friend. "I might have put آپ in a coma secretly while آپ were sleeping. But just for 2 days. Just while t we treated آپ with a 3rd Ketamine." Wilson کہا wincing and preparing himself for House to blow up. "So let me get this straight. آپ illegally put me into a coma, illegally told forged my signature on a consent form so I could get the treatment?" House asked. Wilson shook his head very carefully. "And people think you're the goof one." House said. Wilson was surprised and House's reaction. "You're not mad?" Wilson asked. "Well I feel a little violated and powerless but other wise I'm fine. Although I am curious. آپ couldn't have done that all on your own." House کہا curious. At that moment House's mom walked into the room. "Greg honey. It's so nice to see you." His mother کہا kissing him on the cheek. "Mom? What the hell are آپ doing her?" House asked surprised. "You are right. Wilson didn't do it on his own. And he didn't forge our signature. It was signed سے طرف کی your parental advisory. Me." She said. House was shocked. He didn't know what to do. The whole team was now standing. "Hello, I'm Dr.Hadley, this is Dr.Taub, this is Dr.Kutner and this is Dr.Foreman. We work for your son." 13 کہا greeting House's mother. "Oh how nice to meet آپ all. Come شامل میں us for lunch." House's mother said. "Greg, James won't آپ come along as well?" Wilson shook his head and obediently followed. "Mom, I have lunch plans already. Thanks anyways. آپ all go along." House said. His mother stopped right in her tracks and turned around to face her son. "Who is she dear. Is it that nice young lady form college? Oh what was her name? ...Ah. Lisa. Is it Lisa dear?" His mother asked. "No mom it's someone else." House lied. "Well bring her with us. آپ go get her and we will meet آپ in the cafeteria." "But m-" House tried to say. "Don't back talk me young man." House's mother scolded. "Yes, mother." House کہا feeling a little childish. 13 and Taub bother turned and started to walk backwards. They both silently laughed and made faces at House. "Mature. Real mature." House کہا to them as they walked away. They all followed House's mother and helped her onto the elevator. House stood there a little confused on how 5 منٹ پہلے the topic was his leg and then his 'innocent' mother came and now it was all silent. Too silent. So that means that مزید people had to do with this devious plan of making hid leg feel better. It was now 11:50. Just enough time to see if Cuddy had anything to do with this before they went to lunch. He took the long way down to the lobby. As he walked across the balcony to the stairs he saw Cuddy entering the clinic. "Roses are red violets are blue. I can walk and so can you." He yelled out to her. Cuddy turned around stunned سے طرف کی the too familiar voice. House slid down the stairs railing. Cuddy walked over to him. "House, what are آپ doing. آپ just got full mobility of آپ leg back. Take it easy on it. Ok?" She said. "Yeah. About that. Do آپ know anything about a 3rd Ketamine treatment?" He asked. "Why would آپ want a 3rd treatment that is obviously unnecessary?" She asked. "No. I don’t want one. But I had one. And I think آپ know about it." He said. "House, what re آپ talking about?" Cuddy said. She really had no idea. "Oh. آپ don’t know. Wilson and my mom put me in a coma for 2 days and in that time jacked me up with placebos and a 3rd Ketamine treatment." House said. "Your mom? I didn't know Wilson could be like that. When did he do this? آپ weren't at this hospital." Cuddy کہا full of questions. "Yes my mom. They must have done it on a Friday when I was sleeping یا something and they must have kidnapped me and admitted me into another hospital. But it would look a little strange to bring in a patient who is already in a chemically induced coma be brought in سے طرف کی a 60 something سال old lady. Don’t آپ think?" House went on. "Yeah it would." Cuddy کہا trying to follow his logic. "So that means that Wilson must have known the doctor and the doctor must have known what an پچھواڑے, گدا I am for him to perform the treatment and be OK with it. Either that یا Wilson held a gun to the guys head and made him do the treatment." House said. They were both just standing there. "Well, ready for lunch?" House asked Cuddy. "Yeah, let me tell the clinic nurse something first." She کہا walking into the clinic. House saw Cuddy tell the nurse something and then sign a paper. They headed towards the cafeteria together. "Oh and سے طرف کی the way, my mom is here and wants us to have lunch with her and my team and Wilson." House mentioned. "What? She is here? I haven’t seen her since college and she hated me. House I can't go." Cuddy کہا panicking. "Well of course آپ can. And she might have hated آپ then but now she doesn't." "How do آپ know that?" Cuddy asked. "Because she کہا so. She asked me if it was, and I quote, 'that nice young lady from college? And I told her no in hoped of getting out of going to lunch but when I tried to say no she yelled at me and told me not to back talk so now we are screwed." House said. Cuddy laughed "Yeah we wouldn't want آپ to back talk to mommy. And why didn't آپ just lie?" Cuddy asked. "I can't lie to my mother." House said. House now had his arm around Cuddy's waist and was walking with her. "Why the hell not. I've been lying to my mother since I was 12." Cuddy said. "That's horrible." House said. "You always sat that everybody lies. I didn't know that that excluded you." Cuddy said. "Oh it doesn't. I just have issues with lying to poor little old ladies." House کہا in a childish voice. Cuddy smiled. They reached the cafeteria and as soon as House and Cuddy walked in they were spotted immediately. "Greg, dear. We are sitting over here." A frail but loud voice کہا yelling form the other side of the room. House his his face in is hands and sighed. Cuddy smiled and waved. Then she laughed. "Ah. Now I remember her. I think the last words I heard of that yell was 'get back here with my Greggy آپ dirty slut." Cuddy said. House looked at her and smiled. They got their lunch and went over to the میز, جدول where they were all sitting. When House and Cuddy sat اگلے to eachother everybody was laughing. "Oh. House your mom was just telling us about the time when آپ were little when آپ stuck a thermometer up the dog's butt because آپ saw the vet do it." Wilson کہا in-between laughs. "Oh. How kind of آپ mother." House کہا sarcastically. "No need to get nippy dear." She said. "Sorry. Mom, I am interested on how آپ and Wilson carried out such a devious plan." House said. "Well, Friday I came down and while آپ were sleeping we put آپ in a coma and took آپ to the hospital." "Who’s the 'we'?" House asked. "Well, there was me and Wilson." "No, besides آپ and Wilson, mom." House کہا getting irritated. "House remember the guy who shot you?" Wilson asked. "Yeah." House said. "Well he thinks that if it weren’t for your leg آپ would be bearable to be around. So he came and helped us get آپ to the hospital." Wilson continued. "No. That guy's wife killed himself because of me. He wouldn't want to help me." House said. "You know that isn't true. She had some serious psychological problems." Cuddy said. House turned to face Cuddy. They sat there for a while just staring into eachother's eyes. "My, my. آپ are the prettiest piece of Jersey meat I've seen in a long time." House's mom کہا to Cuddy, breaking House and Cuddy's stare. Cuddy turned and smiled to reveal her full face. "Lisa, Lisa Cuddy? Is that آپ dear?" She asked Cuddy. "Yeah. It's me." Cuddy said. House's mom got up and walked around to Cuddy who stood up as well. They shared a hug. "Last time I saw آپ یا I should say the last time I saw your back was when آپ and Greg snuck out on college vacation. I think the last thing I کہا was 'get back here with my Greggy آپ dirty slut'. I'm so sorry for that dear." She کہا sitting back down. Cuddy looked at House and raised an eyebrow as if telling him that he was right. "Well, this was a great little family reunion but آپ should really get back ہوم mom." House asked. "Oh, I have another 2 hours to spend with آپ Greggy. My flight leaves at 4 and I want to be there early." She said. "Well, we should get back to work. House آپ stay." 13 کہا walking away with Foreman, Kutner, Taub, and Wilson. "Yeah Ill see آپ later." Cuddy کہا arising. Before she could get up House grabbed Cuddy's leg to hold her down. "You should stay. آپ 2 have so much to catch up on." House کہا smiling. Cuddy wanted to give House a look but mom was watching every اقدام so she just said, "Alright, I'll stay." and sat back down. They talked about life...mostly about House's mom's life.
30mins later:
"Mom, we really need to get back to work. It's been great seeing you." House کہا standing. Cuddy got up as well. "Oh dear آپ are right. I have to get packed and out of the hotel as well." She کہا walking over to House. They hugged. "It’s been nice seeing آپ again." Cuddy کہا hugging her. "Maybe اگلے time we see eachother آپ will be wearing a white dress." House's mother said. Cuddy blushed. "Greg, don't let her go like آپ did last time." She said. "I won't mom. I won't." House کہا putting his arm around Cuddy and kissing her forehead. House's mom smiled and walked away. House sighed and so did Cuddy. "Thank God she's out of here." House said. "I think she'd charming." Cuddy said. House threw away both of their trays and side سے طرف کی side they proceeded through the doors.
30mins later:
"Mom, we really need to get back to work. It's been great seeing you." House کہا standing. Cuddy got up as well. "Oh dear آپ are right. I have to get packed and out of the hotel as well." She کہا walking over to House. They hugged. "It’s been nice seeing آپ again." Cuddy کہا hugging her. "Maybe اگلے time we see eachother آپ will be wearing a white dress." House's mother said. Cuddy blushed. "Greg, don't let her go like آپ did last time." She said. "I won't mom. I won't." House کہا putting his arm around Cuddy and kissing her forehead. House's mom smiled and walked away. House sighed and so did Cuddy. "Thank God she's out of here." House said. "I think she'd charming." Cuddy said. House threw away both of their trays and side سے طرف کی side they proceeded through the doors.