We all probably remember روبن - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are آپ today?
Reub.: آپ can't drink two jars of applesauce if آپ don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, آپ can make a dog bark faster than a مچھلی can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think آپ are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon سپتیٹی, اسپگیٹی take a سینڈوچ ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got مزید pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double تاریخ with آپ and your friend.
Reub.: آپ don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's چاوڈر time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my رسبری, تُوت الارض soccer ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
Reubenese for beginners
Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are آپ today?
Reub.: آپ can't drink two jars of applesauce if آپ don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.
Reub.: Wow, آپ can make a dog bark faster than a مچھلی can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think آپ are cute.
Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.
Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.
Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.
Reub.: Does neon سپتیٹی, اسپگیٹی take a سینڈوچ ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.
Reub.: Ugh, I've got مزید pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.
Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double تاریخ with آپ and your friend.
Reub.: آپ don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's چاوڈر time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.
Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.
Reub.: There's my رسبری, تُوت الارض soccer ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!
Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.
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2. Freddie's cute & hot!
3. Carly's pretty okay (I mean she's AWSOME though not very funny)!
4. Spencer's crazy and a lot of funny!
5. iCarly is SOOOOOOOO funny!
6. They do random stufff!
7. They دکھائیں REAL kids in it sometimes!
8. It's a REAL website!
9. They have extras that are Awesome with the capital A!
10. Carly is pretty hot (according to some guys)!
11. Sam is insane!
12. Spencer's hilarious!
13. They post your vids on their website www.icarly.nicksplat.com!
see, this is why icarly rules!