Time for Baseball

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, آپ know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure آپ don' need anything else?" کہا Zim. Positive?? Im fine. کہا Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! کہا Merribelle.
A umm... dog. کہا Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, کہا Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, کہا Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

سے طرف کی the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down اگلے to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black suits that had little tails on the...

آپ know آپ watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. آپ have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. آپ don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... آپ vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And آپ know exactly what happened to them.

4. آپ pass out meat on Valentine's دن instead of candy.

5. آپ talk in third person.

6. آپ block up your chimney on Christmas because آپ fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image آپ can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. آپ check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When آپ get a zit, آپ name it Pustulio and insist...