•Patrick: Are we sleeping together?
Teresa: Excuse me?
•Teresa: Aw, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa: Yeah. Still counts.
•Patrick: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could آپ put us on the terrace? It's مزید romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See آپ then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce آپ over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa: I didn't think آپ were trying to seduce me.
Patrick: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa:(stares speechlessly...
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