He once asked if I would play a small part in a film he was going to do in Ireland. I agreed and asked if I shouldn’t maybe take a look at the script. He advised me not to worry about it; I was simply going to play a journalist from ‘Rolling Stone’ magazine in New York. Simple enough, I concurred.
Friday evening, upon arrival, I was invited to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا at his place. I had hidden in my pocket a brilliant little rubber device that, once mastered and properly lubricated, would emit the most genuine-sounding farts in the history of counterfeit fart noises.
He graciously greeted me at the front door and welcomed me in. As we approached the den, I put a firm squeeze on the contraption. BRRRTTTT. A quizzical look from Marlon. “Very good, John.” We sat on the couch. “Sorry, I ate something weird on the plane, I’m having a little…” BBBZZZRRRTT! once again. “Jesus, John, what the hell did آپ eat???” PPPHHHHRRRTTT!!!
I kept him going on for a good half-hour and only let up when his laughter turned to an expression of worry and he was reaching for the phone to get a doctor. “Ah… that’s not normal, John, you’re not well. You’re sick. You’re ripping about three beauties a منٹ and? ah, that’s just not right.”
My own tear-filled laughter gave up the charade. I reached into my pocket and revealed the culprit. Marlon’s face lit up like a Christmas tree, the smile of a five-year-old. I handed the fart unit to him, he held it up to the light and exclaimed, “I’ve found God!!!” I was so proud that, after a couple of years of being on the receiving end of Marlon’s practical jokes, I was finally able to سوئنگ, جھول back and connect big-time. But we were both winners, as the fart machine became a ذریعہ of entertainment for many years.
After dinner, he informed me that since I was to begin shooting the film on Monday, I would need to meet the director tomorrow, Saturday. The اگلے afternoon we went through a few costume possibilities and I was introduced to Tom, our director.
“How do آپ do? Nice to meet you. How’s the accent coming?”
“What????” I can still feel the look on my face and the panic that surged through my body. “What accent??!!” Tom looked at me quizzically; he recognized my panic as well as I did.
“The Dublin accent. Didn’t آپ read the script? You’re playing a reporter from Dublin!” I, officially, now had less than a دن and a half to come up with a decent Irish accent before 5 a.m. Monday. Marlon nearly تقسیم, الگ کریں himself in two laughing. He’d been planning this rotten trick for months.
Johnny Depp
