Excuses
1. I was lost on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and دل attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take آپ seriously and think آپ will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking یا drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take آپ seriously and start believing in fortune کوکیز and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take آپ seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take آپ seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like آپ so I decided to دکھائیں up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat آپ up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning Kakashi is not too bright.
1. I was lost on the road of life.
2. I had a meeting with fate.
3. My fortune cookie told me to be late.
4. The bird of paradise flew up my nose.
5. A little birdie told me to be late.
Please read the warnings of these excuses and the most dangerous, most truthful, and best excuse.
Warning to excuse number 1. People might yell at your face. This could cause headaches, nausea, and دل attacks.
Warning to excuse number 2. Little kids may take آپ seriously and think آپ will die. Crying from little kids could cause nervous break downs, headaches, and may lead to smoking یا drinking.
Warning to excuse number 3. People may take آپ seriously and start believing in fortune کوکیز and parents could sue.
Warning to excuse number 4. Little kids could take آپ seriously and may put their hands over their nose. This could make kids harder to train.
Warning to excuse number 5. Little kids may take آپ seriously and start talking to birds. This could lead to suing.
Now for the last and final excuse. 6. I don't like آپ so I decided to دکھائیں up late so I can have some peace.
Warning to excuse number 6. People could beat آپ up for saying that. This could lead to bruises, blooding, death, suing, high hospital bills, neck braces, headaches, smoking, pain relievers, crying, swelling and enemies.
Warning Kakashi is not too bright.