19 سال old Kick was skateboarding down the سٹریٹ, گلی in full speed, when suddenly he caught sight of his beautiful 21 سال old girlfriend Kendall, and he just stopped dead. ”Biscuits, she's so hot!” he thought to himself. She laid down on a towel under the sun in her backyard, wearing nothing but short jean shorts and a extremely short and tight گلابی top. Kick couldn't help but resting his elbows on the fence surrounding her house as he kept admiring her stunning looks. He thought to himself, ”Alright, Helmet, it's time to leave home!” as he tried to take the ہیلمیٹ off of his head, but it appeared to be stuck. Then, Kendall noticed him and lifted the sunglasses off her eyes.
Kendall: Kick?
Kick: Hi, Kends. Can آپ help me get this thing off my back?
Kendall: What? (Teasing grin) The monkey?
Kick: Don't make fun of the situation! No, I mean Helmet!
Kendall: Why? It's always been on your head.
Kick: ”He”, not ”it”! Are آپ gonna help me یا not?
Kendall: Oookay, I just don't see what the big deal is!
Kendall took a firm hold of Kick's ہیلمیٹ with both hands and pulled as hard as she could, but it wasn't coming off, almost like it کہا ”No, I like it here!”. She made another try, and this time, she put one foot on Kick's stomach and pulled, but it still wasn't coming off.
Kendall: (phew) That thing is really stuck on you! Come to think of it, I've never seen your hair. آپ DO have have hair, do you?
Kick: Yeah, I mean, I think so. Helmet's been on my head since the dawn of time! If I do have hair, I sure as biscuits don't remember what it looks like.
Kendall: That's a shame, 'cus I hear that men with hair gets a lot of of appreciation, especially from their girlfriends!
Kick: (gulp) Oh really?
Kendall: (caressing Kick's chest) Mmhmm....!
Kick: (removes Kendall's hand from his chest) Uhhh...that's very tempting and all, but I think I'll keep ہیلمیٹ on for now!
Kendall: Oh I see, too chicken, are you?
Kick: Moi, chicken?
Kendall: Skinless...!
Kick: Am not!
Kendall: (makes chicken noises)
Kick: ALRIGHT FINE!!! Hand me a crowbar, will you, I'm gonna try to bend loose Helmet!
Kendall walked into her گیراج and picked up a crowbar, which she brought back to Kick. He tried to bend loose the ہیلمیٹ using the crowbar, but to no avail.
Kick: (sigh) It's no use, he's not coming off.
Kendall: Too bad, I was looking آگے to finally seeing your hair. Anyway, since you're here, could آپ smear some lotion on my back, please? The sun is killing me!
Kick: Oh, yeah, sure!
Kendall handed him a tube of lotion she used for putting lotion on her skin.
Kendall: Now, careful with that lotion, it's very-
Before she could finish that sentence, the tube slipped out of Kick's hands and a drop fell on the hair that poked out from under his helmet.
Kendall: -slippery!
اگلے thing he knew, the ہیلمیٹ fell off his head, revealing his brown, messy hair. Kendall became speechless at first, then she blushed with lovestruck-ness.
Kendall: K-Kick, your hair, it's...
Kick: (covering his hair) DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDEOUS!!!
Kendall: No. No, you're not. Look!
She handed him a hand-held mirror. He inspected himself and was extremely surprised.
Kick: My hair...IT'S...AWESOME!!!
Kendall: (lovestruck) It sure is...!
Kick: Wait a minute, my mom always told me I was a ginger! She lied to me.
Kendall: Maybe she wanted to protect آپ from the world outside. But she can't anymore. Her little boy is growing up, dating a beautiful girl. And soon they're getting married, having children and moving out into a ہوم of their own.
Kick: You're right, babe. آپ are talking about آپ and me, right?
Kendall: Of course, silly!
Suddenly, Wacky Jackie walks سے طرف کی on the sidewalk, sees Kick with no ہیلمیٹ on, and goes drop dead bananas.
Jackie: (gasp) OMG OMG OMG KICK WITHOUT ہیلمیٹ OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Kick: Biscuits...! I mean, hi Wac-uh-Jackie.
Jackie: OMG OMG OMG KICK WHAT ARE آپ DOING WITH NO HELMET? Does this mean you're finally ready to open up to me?
Kick: Uhhh.....Kendall?
Kendall: No, he's not! Not now, not ever!
Jackie: Kendall!? Why are آپ here?!
Kendall: This is my backyard, duh, in which people like آپ aren't welcome!
Jackie: Yeah, well, I don't want to see آپ smelly old backyard anyhow! Come on, Kick, Dead Man's Drop awaits!
Kick looks at Kendall, then back at Jackie, and so on for a while. Then, he finally spoke.
Kick: Kends, I'm sorry, but...I'm staying right here!
Kendall/Jackie: آپ are!?
Jackie: So is this a break-up!? Will the world never know the true love that is Kickie!?
Kick/Kendall: The wha-ckie?
Kick: Sorry, Jackie, but I have all the true love I need in Kendall! (He kisses Kendall on the cheek)
TRUE LOVE!!!
Kick: Now, Kends, will آپ do me the honor?
Kendall: It's a little early, don't آپ think?
Kick: No, not that! (He whispers to Kendall to toss Jackie away)
Kendall: Oh! It'll be my pleasure...! (Cleansing her fists)
Kendall grabbed Jackie سے طرف کی the feet and threw her away like a spear, putting all her strenght into it. Meanwhile, on the other side of Mellowbrook, Gordie Gibble and his goons the DiPazzi Twins were returning ہوم after jogging shift, when suddenly Jackie dropped down out of thin air and almost knocked them out.
Gordie: Aye caramba! آپ crazy girl, آپ almost broke my fingernails!
Anthony-Michael: Want us to take care of her, boss?
Michael-Anthony: Please!?
Gordie: Not yet, boys!
Jackie: (dizzy) Twinkle twinkle Kickie star...
Anthony-Michael: She's rambling, boss.
Michael-Anthony: Now can we take care of her?
Gordie: Fine, she's not my problem!
Jackie: Oww! My beloved Kick and his beautiful hair...
Gordie: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, Buttowski has HAIR? Man, have I got to see this! Where is he?
Jackie pointed out the direction for them. ”Thanks”, Gordie said, then he told the twins to kick her away, she screamed ”KICK BUTTOWSKI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” while she disappeared into the sunset.
Kendall: Kick?
Kick: Hi, Kends. Can آپ help me get this thing off my back?
Kendall: What? (Teasing grin) The monkey?
Kick: Don't make fun of the situation! No, I mean Helmet!
Kendall: Why? It's always been on your head.
Kick: ”He”, not ”it”! Are آپ gonna help me یا not?
Kendall: Oookay, I just don't see what the big deal is!
Kendall took a firm hold of Kick's ہیلمیٹ with both hands and pulled as hard as she could, but it wasn't coming off, almost like it کہا ”No, I like it here!”. She made another try, and this time, she put one foot on Kick's stomach and pulled, but it still wasn't coming off.
Kendall: (phew) That thing is really stuck on you! Come to think of it, I've never seen your hair. آپ DO have have hair, do you?
Kick: Yeah, I mean, I think so. Helmet's been on my head since the dawn of time! If I do have hair, I sure as biscuits don't remember what it looks like.
Kendall: That's a shame, 'cus I hear that men with hair gets a lot of of appreciation, especially from their girlfriends!
Kick: (gulp) Oh really?
Kendall: (caressing Kick's chest) Mmhmm....!
Kick: (removes Kendall's hand from his chest) Uhhh...that's very tempting and all, but I think I'll keep ہیلمیٹ on for now!
Kendall: Oh I see, too chicken, are you?
Kick: Moi, chicken?
Kendall: Skinless...!
Kick: Am not!
Kendall: (makes chicken noises)
Kick: ALRIGHT FINE!!! Hand me a crowbar, will you, I'm gonna try to bend loose Helmet!
Kendall walked into her گیراج and picked up a crowbar, which she brought back to Kick. He tried to bend loose the ہیلمیٹ using the crowbar, but to no avail.
Kick: (sigh) It's no use, he's not coming off.
Kendall: Too bad, I was looking آگے to finally seeing your hair. Anyway, since you're here, could آپ smear some lotion on my back, please? The sun is killing me!
Kick: Oh, yeah, sure!
Kendall handed him a tube of lotion she used for putting lotion on her skin.
Kendall: Now, careful with that lotion, it's very-
Before she could finish that sentence, the tube slipped out of Kick's hands and a drop fell on the hair that poked out from under his helmet.
Kendall: -slippery!
اگلے thing he knew, the ہیلمیٹ fell off his head, revealing his brown, messy hair. Kendall became speechless at first, then she blushed with lovestruck-ness.
Kendall: K-Kick, your hair, it's...
Kick: (covering his hair) DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M HIDEOUS!!!
Kendall: No. No, you're not. Look!
She handed him a hand-held mirror. He inspected himself and was extremely surprised.
Kick: My hair...IT'S...AWESOME!!!
Kendall: (lovestruck) It sure is...!
Kick: Wait a minute, my mom always told me I was a ginger! She lied to me.
Kendall: Maybe she wanted to protect آپ from the world outside. But she can't anymore. Her little boy is growing up, dating a beautiful girl. And soon they're getting married, having children and moving out into a ہوم of their own.
Kick: You're right, babe. آپ are talking about آپ and me, right?
Kendall: Of course, silly!
Suddenly, Wacky Jackie walks سے طرف کی on the sidewalk, sees Kick with no ہیلمیٹ on, and goes drop dead bananas.
Jackie: (gasp) OMG OMG OMG KICK WITHOUT ہیلمیٹ OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
Kick: Biscuits...! I mean, hi Wac-uh-Jackie.
Jackie: OMG OMG OMG KICK WHAT ARE آپ DOING WITH NO HELMET? Does this mean you're finally ready to open up to me?
Kick: Uhhh.....Kendall?
Kendall: No, he's not! Not now, not ever!
Jackie: Kendall!? Why are آپ here?!
Kendall: This is my backyard, duh, in which people like آپ aren't welcome!
Jackie: Yeah, well, I don't want to see آپ smelly old backyard anyhow! Come on, Kick, Dead Man's Drop awaits!
Kick looks at Kendall, then back at Jackie, and so on for a while. Then, he finally spoke.
Kick: Kends, I'm sorry, but...I'm staying right here!
Kendall/Jackie: آپ are!?
Jackie: So is this a break-up!? Will the world never know the true love that is Kickie!?
Kick/Kendall: The wha-ckie?
Kick: Sorry, Jackie, but I have all the true love I need in Kendall! (He kisses Kendall on the cheek)
TRUE LOVE!!!
Kick: Now, Kends, will آپ do me the honor?
Kendall: It's a little early, don't آپ think?
Kick: No, not that! (He whispers to Kendall to toss Jackie away)
Kendall: Oh! It'll be my pleasure...! (Cleansing her fists)
Kendall grabbed Jackie سے طرف کی the feet and threw her away like a spear, putting all her strenght into it. Meanwhile, on the other side of Mellowbrook, Gordie Gibble and his goons the DiPazzi Twins were returning ہوم after jogging shift, when suddenly Jackie dropped down out of thin air and almost knocked them out.
Gordie: Aye caramba! آپ crazy girl, آپ almost broke my fingernails!
Anthony-Michael: Want us to take care of her, boss?
Michael-Anthony: Please!?
Gordie: Not yet, boys!
Jackie: (dizzy) Twinkle twinkle Kickie star...
Anthony-Michael: She's rambling, boss.
Michael-Anthony: Now can we take care of her?
Gordie: Fine, she's not my problem!
Jackie: Oww! My beloved Kick and his beautiful hair...
Gordie: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, Buttowski has HAIR? Man, have I got to see this! Where is he?
Jackie pointed out the direction for them. ”Thanks”, Gordie said, then he told the twins to kick her away, she screamed ”KICK BUTTOWSKI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!” while she disappeared into the sunset.