This One reason is probably one of my پسندیدہ reasons why I love Kyle Broflovski.


I love his individuality. He never changes anything about himself for anyone. My پسندیدہ example of this is in the episode 'South Park is gay!" When the guys gave him a makeover that turned him into a metrosexual, he didn't feel like himself. So آپ know what he did? The اگلے day, he went to school in his usual hat and coat.

Along with this, Kyle takes pride in his religion, like I mentioned in the first part of this series. The only thing about him that i wish would change is that he starts taking pride in his hair. after all, his hair is what makes him stand out in the crowd.

The following reason i've talked about on the south park page, but it's so important that i had to write about it here.

If آپ hadn't read it yet, i'm talking about how relatable Kyle is. آپ don't have to be jewish in order to relate with what Kyle goes through with Cartman on the show. I can safely say that everyone on earth has been bullied, teased, یا made fun of for something about them. Kyle? Every single episode he's persecuted for being jewish. this is why I think he's so relatable. He can help others with what their going through سے طرف کی being a type of role model. i know that he has helped me numerous times.

and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will آپ come ہوم and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, آپ could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself یا something.

"Come over here, آپ fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.

I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school کتابیں out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!

MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that آپ and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that آپ and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that آپ and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how آپ and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that آپ could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a سوال that would change our relationship forever.

"kyle, how do آپ do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " آپ know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that آپ could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned آگے and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.