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It remembers me of the episode "Hooked on Monkey Phonics", where Kyle was betrayed سے طرف کی his stupid girlfriend. Watch the lyrics. They might describe Kyle´s feelings at the end of that episode perfectly.
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posted by dragons0214
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five منٹ later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if آپ ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his کوٹ pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a اسموتھی, سموتی and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do آپ have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so آپ put all your money in the bank and آپ never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when آپ asked for a water mattress آپ were taken to sea world!"
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My پسندیدہ part of this episode! :D
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Stan: Wow, Michelle. First, آپ get hurt, and then آپ grow stronger and beat Carla in a fight! آپ really showed her who's boss.
Me: Yeah, it's a miracle now that my injuries are gone and done for.
Kenny: (muffled) Everyone's saying Michelle's a hero because she stood up to Carla, aren't you, Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Kenny. I also proved her wrong, underestimated her, and most likely, turned against her. If it weren't for آپ guys, I'd be dead now.
Cartman: True, but you're our best friend, Michelle. Why would آپ ever die? South Park would be different if آپ died.
Janay: I know....
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posted by codyxgwen101
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I yawned as sierra lead me into a classroom. Of course it was 4th grade. Right when I walked in,
Every boy stared at me. Their toungs Where rolling out. Alright I’ll admit it I am pretty good looking.
Then I saw HIM! The same boy that I accidently kissed in kindergarten! My best friend!
KYLE!!!!!!!
Everybody this is Elizabeth McCartney. “She’s new this year!” the teacher explained. I shivered. “I
Was here in kindergarten then left.” Why did آپ leave Lisa?” Stanly asked. “Parents” I responded. Oh.
Then Ms. Choksondik told the class “Miss McCartney...
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(going back to the گزشتہ part...)
(at the center of South Park..)
Stan: (keeps my arms tighter around Michelle)
Me: (holds on to Stan)
Ace: It's only me, Michelle.
Me: I know, Ace, but why did آپ try to take my life?
Ace: I would never do that. I was trying to give آپ a warning.
Me: I understand. I was the one trying to save my world from a dark oblivion.
Ace: Is that true?
Me: Yes.
Ace: آپ were also the one who is the Angel of Darkness, right?
Me: Yep, that's me. Luckily, I had saved the world numerous times before.
Ace: (disappears)
Stan: Who was that, Michelle?
Me: Ace.
Kenny: That guy where he...
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posted by Sunshine_Raisin
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your مضمون about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
If your نام کا صارف is in the عنوان یا آپ are a kyle hater in this پرستار club, please read this.

Over the course of me being in this club, I have noticed that آپ guys have been putting real nasty things about kyle, like "I hate آپ kyle!", and other mean things about him. Please stop. It isn't cool. If آپ hate kyle so much, then why don't آپ just stop posting this kind of stuff, یا leave the club? Nobody else in the club likes it. Look, I know that kyle did some stuff that might look bad to others. However, it is not your job to embrace it and be a hater in a club full of Kyle lovers.

EVERYONE ELSE, آپ ARE VERY WELCOME.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Me: (just lies in my بستر at that night, feeling bad for myself.) What did I do wrong when Stan killed Wendy? People would think I killed her instead of Stan and that would hurt my reputation and popularity at school and I don't want that to happen. (then my hands are in my face for a whole minute.)
(then the phone on the left side of my بستر rings)
Me: (I pick up the phone) Hello?
Kyle: ارے Michelle, it's me.
Me: Oh, hi Kyle. What's up?
Kyle: Nothing much. Can I ask آپ something?
Me: Sure. Go ahead.
Kyle: What happened a few hours پہلے between Stan and Wendy after...
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posted by dragons0214
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will آپ come ہوم and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, آپ could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself یا something.
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posted by dragons0214
Last night, I had the craziest dream. I went to a costume party that the theme was south park, and I dressed as kyle. When I came home, I was so tired, that I went to sleep with my costume on. Over night, my stan plush toy came to life as the real stan for some reason. When I woke up the اگلے morning, stan looked at me, smiling and said," good morning, kyle! I missed you!" I told Stan that I am not really kyle, but dressed like him. He then began to sob.This is when I told him that him and his دوستوں are on a TV دکھائیں that are about their crazy adventures. To be fair, I showed him one episode...
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i love this *long* video soooo much
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posted by dragons0214
"Come over here, آپ fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
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I hate that fuckin' Jew.
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