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سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Cat Rules


Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.


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Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers یا on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the تکیا سے طرف کی invitation...
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Science Confirms Dogs Love Us

Science has confirmed that dogs love us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are آپ telling me dogs look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And آپ smell interesting. I love you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. آپ should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior cats occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. Cats see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...
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Life Explained سے طرف کی God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all دن سے طرف کی the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in یا walks past. For this, I will give آپ a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give آپ back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the سیکنڈ day, God...
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8:00 am - Dog food! My پسندیدہ thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My پسندیدہ thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My پسندیدہ thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My پسندیدہ thing!
12:00 pm - دودھ bones! My پسندیدہ thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My پسندیدہ thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My پسندیدہ thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My پسندیدہ thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My پسندیدہ thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My پسندیدہ thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My پسندیدہ thing!
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Dogs love 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...
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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed ہیش یا some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a ماؤس and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...
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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers یا on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the تکیا سے طرف کی invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the تکیا too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.