Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A سینڈوچ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though آپ were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the سینڈوچ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the جیلی sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن یا جیلی سینڈوچ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of جیلی at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and جیلی سینڈوچ and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a سینڈوچ out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the سینڈوچ anyway
3. Realize that آپ were the instrument سے طرف کی which the ingredients chose to make a سینڈوچ after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol یا Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the سینڈوچ “brother”
3. Place مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن slice over جیلی slice
4. Spread جیلی on the other slice
5. Spread مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim آپ coerced them into making the سینڈوچ for آپ all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make آپ another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as آپ start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
Darlton
1. Make a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and جیلی sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say آپ had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A سینڈوچ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though آپ were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the سینڈوچ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the جیلی sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن یا جیلی سینڈوچ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of جیلی at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and جیلی سینڈوچ and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a سینڈوچ out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the سینڈوچ anyway
3. Realize that آپ were the instrument سے طرف کی which the ingredients chose to make a سینڈوچ after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol یا Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the سینڈوچ “brother”
3. Place مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن slice over جیلی slice
4. Spread جیلی on the other slice
5. Spread مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim آپ coerced them into making the سینڈوچ for آپ all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make آپ another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as آپ start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
Darlton
1. Make a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and جیلی sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say آپ had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
