The Secret of Monkey Island: The Comic

Ok, that’s it, turn off your computer and do something constructive.
Like play a little racquetball.
Or wash your car.
Or cook dinner.
Or شامل میں a funk band.
Or travel to a foreign country
Or run for president.
Or talk to a member of the opposite sex.
Or lube your car.
Or hose a weenie roast.
Or dig for buried treasure.
Or دودھ a cow.
Or have a yelling contest with your neighbor’s dog.
Or perform brain surgery.
Or paint a yellow line in the center of your driveway.
Or write your name in the snow.
Or teach basket weaving to clams.
Or sing Welsh folk songs at the bank.
Or plant trees on public property.
Or confuse...