If the United States of Eurasia had currency, it would look like this

“Hello, Teignmouth!” yelled Matt Bellamy, geekily smiling as thousands of arms were raised aloft in greeting.
This must be every band’s secret fantasy: taking over their hometown to perform a triumphant open-air کنسرٹ in front of family, friends, schoolteachers and (one imagines) bullies and detractors.

Especially for a trio of nerdy outsiders such as Muse, who have stealthily crept from critically degraded, sci-fi-obsessed Radiohead acolytes to super-slick, bombastic space-rockers poised on the precipice of global superstardom. Success is the best revenge.
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