I got another corvette
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?!
Robotnik: It's our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before, there's a chance that it'll blow up.
Robotnik: It won't. Plus we can fit our entire army in it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: ارے I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did آپ do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.
Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.
Equestria March 13, 2025
قوس قزح Dash: So tell me how آپ survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
قوس قزح Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an گھنٹہ just to have Twilight get me here.
قوس قزح Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
قوس قزح Dash: Now I just have to beat آپ at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? آپ can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
قوس قزح Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
قوس قزح Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get قوس قزح Dash!
Robotnik: Kill قوس قزح Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!
Me, and قوس قزح Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.
قوس قزح Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!
Mobius March 13, 2025
Tails: Hi guys
قوس قزح Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for آپ though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
قوس قزح Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.
Back at Equestria
Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and آپ won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze کرن, رے set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't آپ go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because آپ won't شامل میں King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are آپ enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would آپ شامل میں these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no مزید My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are آپ imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did آپ do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.
Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & قوس قزح Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?
Shadow's car
Sad Derpy D:
(sorry For My English I From Poland)
me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer فالکن punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer فالکن punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray ٹٹو with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly اقدام my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of my lounges. then a yellow ٹٹو with گلابی hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are آپ allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. آپ found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the ٹٹو introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....
