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After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that قوس قزح Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
قوس قزح Dash: They sure did. What kind of پیزا do آپ want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
قوس قزح Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

قوس قزح Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by.

قوس قزح Dash: Can I have a pie of sausage, with onions?
cashier: Sure. Coming right up.
قوس قزح Dash: Thank you.
Scootaloo: Did آپ get our order?
قوس قزح Dash: It'll be here soon.
japanese pony23: قوس قزح Dash?
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah what?
japanese pony23: Fuku Hakumara sends his regards *kills قوس قزح Dash*
Scootaloo: آپ asshole!
Japanese pony23: *kills scootaloo* Anyone erse wanna carr me an asshore?
customers: no.

Fluttershy found قوس قزح Dash in the پیزا دکان two days ago, so when Rarity tried to bring her back to life, it didn't work.

Applejack: How come it worked when ya brought me back to life?
Rarity: I have to do it under 24 hours.
Applejack: We need dash back now!
Dan: Alright, we need to make a plan to kill the leaders of the other mafias, and have Rarity time travel to the دن before قوس قزح Dash's death.
Pinkie Pie: But who's going to lead us?
Dan: I will.

So Dan's plan was set. But he had to go to a baptism and have others get the job done.

Reverend: We are gathered here today to have this beautiful foal ہے, بچھیری baptized, and give him a godfather.
Mike: *loads pistol*
Reverend: Dan. Do آپ believe in god?
Dan: I do.
Pinkie Pie: *polishes car*
Sean: *dresses up as police officer*
Reverend: And in Jesus chirst, his son?
Dan: I do?

While Dan was going through the baptism we were getting ready for killing the other bosses.

Sean: Get outta the car.
Boris: What?
Sean: Get outta the car.
Pinkie Pie: *climbing stairs*
Mike: *getting shave*
reverend: The foal ہے, بچھیری named Leonardo Donatelli will be baptized soon, but first we must go through the ritual
russians: What's going on?
Sean: Giving this ٹٹو a ticket for parking near a آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Mike: *waits سے طرف کی stairs*
Pinkie Pie: *waits سے طرف کی elevator*
John: *getting massage*
Reverend: Dan. Do آپ renounce Satan?
Nickel: I thought I killed you!!
Pinkie Pie: *kicks Nick, and shoots him*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Fluttershy: *walks into room*
John: Shouldn't آپ wait before I finish?
Fluttershy: *kills John*
Reverend: And all his works?
Mike: *climbs up stairs*
Fuku: *walks into slidedoor*
Mike: *locks door*
Fuku: REAVE ME ARONE! I'RR USE MAGIC!!
Mike: *kills Fuku*
Dan: I do renounce them.
Rarity & Applejack: *barge into room*
greaser leader: Hey!
mare 23: WE'RE HAVING SEX!
Rarity & Applejack: *kill both ponies*
reverend: And all his prompts?
Dan: I do renounce them
Sean: *kills 3 russians*
Boris: *runs up stairs*
Sean: *shoots boris*
Boris: *rolls down stairs dead*
Sean: *drives away*
Reverend: Dan. Will آپ be baptized?
Dan: I will.
Reverend: *baptizes foal* Dan, go to peace, and may Celestia be with you. A-stallion.

It was all over, and قوس قزح Dash was alive again just as it all ended.

قوس قزح Dash: But not all of it's over.
Mike: What do آپ mean?
قوس قزح Dash: Before we leave this city, there is still one مزید ٹٹو we have to deal with.

And which ٹٹو might that be? And why do they want that ٹٹو dead?

اگلے part will be گیا کیا پوسٹ tomorrow.
Applejack: آپ out-nightmared the scariest part of the مکئی maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did آپ do all this?!

Fluttershy: After آپ left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: آپ came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after آپ in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky دیوار that made it difficult for آپ to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
اگلے morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope آپ all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The دکھائیں was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The دکھائیں will be available to buy on blu کرن, رے for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, آپ invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't دکھائیں up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The اگلے day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. آپ think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* ارے Ponch, آپ finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
اگلے morning, Case کریکر was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do آپ think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello آپ three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi ٹٹو 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, یا after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, facebook
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as زیتون
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When سے papillon, تیتلی کے fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a دائرے, حلقہ looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a کشتی that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at سے papillon, تیتلی کے as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The اگلے day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...
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I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres, especially applejack کی, اپپلیجاک the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the ٹٹو of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE اگلے DAY....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're اگلے job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are آپ waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them آپ idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees تیتلی on...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
قوس قزح Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, قوس قزح Dash?
قوس قزح Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few سیکنڈ later
قوس قزح Dash: TASTE THE قوس قزح MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: آپ are. If آپ keep writing that essay, آپ will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car دکھائیں in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting سے طرف کی his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, یا آپ will be killed سے طرف کی a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have آپ been? آپ almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator