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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
قوس قزح Dash: Wow. آپ can stay with us until Celestia makes آپ a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do آپ sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
قوس قزح Dash: Who کہا you're idiotic? Sure آپ made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make آپ retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.

After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business

Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do آپ drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? آپ need to wait in line یا leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told آپ that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well آپ should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters آپ robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill آپ for that.

Back at the house.

Dan: What do آپ mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one مزید time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: آپ also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just کہا that because آپ did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll دکھائیں آپ how it's done.

In the اگلے part
posted by whiteclaw
 The villian
The villian
Miss Cheerilee, the local school teacher, decided to take a shortcut to her school. It was down a long dark alley behind the Ponyville gym. She was never the one for athletic sports یا activites, but she supported fitness of all types. She heard a scream from behind a dumpster کی, ڈمپسٹر and jumped. She began walking مزید quickly now, and became مزید cautious of her environment.



She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" کہا the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are آپ scared that I know your name?" "Fear this دن for it is your last!"














THE END
posted by fuzzykitten123
The secretary closed her laptop with one cyan hoof. Rain splattered the screen window. she stared at the door. The door to the Printer. The Printer Room. No one ever printed from the Printer. All ponies feared it would eat them. یا maybe the room would نگلنا them into a dark scary land. The secretary had bought a new printer so ponies could get their reports in to the big boss. The BIG Boss. She stroked her silky puce mane in uncomfortable feeling. The screen door was oulled back سے طرف کی a cloaked pony.
"Hello," the unidentified resident practically hissed, "I need to go in the Printer Room."
The...
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We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his دوستوں out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, یا anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

Rainbow Dash: *Blocking...
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Source: joyreactor
I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.

Episode 1

Old Is New

June 20, 1953

Bartholomew is narrating.

The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had مزید to offer then any England, and France combined.

I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven سے طرف کی Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch ٹٹو 13: *driving car*
Dutch ٹٹو 5: *Sitting اگلے to Dutch ٹٹو 13*
Dutch ٹٹو 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch ٹٹو 35: *Sitting اگلے to Dutch ٹٹو 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch ٹٹو 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch ٹٹو 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch ٹٹو 46: *Follows Dutch ٹٹو 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch ٹٹو 5:...
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posted by Canada24
EARLY THE اگلے MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see آپ two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! آپ mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes آپ is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the سیکنڈ world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So آپ from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on آپ guys.
Sean: I'll meet آپ there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: آپ always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a...
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added by karinabrony
Source: Me
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Source: deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart
 Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
Luna's got her eyes on a certain stallion...
I'm doing this favor of Valentine's Day, because I never made a story about whether یا not my OC finds love. Let's get this story started!

Morning has just arrived, and the main six hustled to stand around Blazin's بستر as he was sleeping. After hearing he has NEVER heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, they decide to surprise him-in a somewhat unexpected way.

Pinkie: He's gonna jump out of his فر, سمور when we holler at the same time!

Fluttershy: Please don't yell too loud-he might hurt himself.

Rainbow: He's never heard of Hearts and Hooves Day, and آپ say we should go easy on him? Not today....Ready?

Pinkie:...
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added by karinabrony
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a ساحل سمندر, بیچ was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a ٹٹو could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued اگلے to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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