My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: The New Era... PART 11

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok مزید on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
چیری, آلو بالو - I dont
ٹیولپ, گل لالہ - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* چیری, آلو بالو and Tulip... congratulations آپ have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What آپ gonna do
FireDash - I think nothink
TearDrop - umm Im boored
Dan - there مزید fillys go and play with them
TearDrop - b-but Im blind
Dan - is ok camp inst too big and we have very good soldiers what can help you
TearDrop - thank آپ *go out from tent*
NightFire - Whan filly can do on battleground
Dan - we using fillys as medics... آپ know they soo small and can get to place where grow ٹٹو cant go
NightFire - oh ok
At The Same Time In Girls Tent
چیری, آلو بالو - wow I hate wars
ٹیولپ, گل لالہ - like me...
چیری, آلو بالو - lets see what we have to drink... Beer... Vodka... some juce... water... and that all
ٹیولپ, گل لالہ - *reading newspaper*
چیری, آلو بالو - *reading garden catalog*
5 منٹ later
Dan - ALPHA TEAM REDY! BRAVO TEAM REDY! DELTA TEAM REDY!
چیری, آلو بالو - *to tulip* we in what team
ٹیولپ, گل لالہ - *to cherry* In Delta
Dan - DELTA FOLLOW ME
And offensive on Solar Empire was started...
Dan - *shoot Russian soldier*
Russian Soldier - *doge and shoot Dan leg*
Dan - *take cover* THIS IS DELTA TEAM WE VERY CLOSE
Shadow - *shoot Russian Soldier*
Russian Soldier - NGHAAA *doge but hitted in leg*
Dan - *shoot 2 Russian Soldiers*
ٹیولپ, گل لالہ - *running to hurt soldier*
NightFire - I COVER آپ *do cover shooting*
Dan - *use granade launcher* TAKE THIS
FireDash - *throw granade to barracks* HAH
TearDrop - ICK!! *run to brother*
Dan - CIVILIAN ON SIX O CLOAC *do cover shoot*
Shadow - SECTOR CLEAR!
Dan - I see alicorn on five o cloack *come to alicorn*
Alicorn - D-Dan?!
Dan - N-Natalia?!

Too Be Continued...

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And So it Begins

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Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*

-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-

Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's آپ right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a چوہا inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*

-Well. I rather think that this is مزید normal than chill life-

Joel -...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir آپ are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: ٹٹو up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new دوستوں coming to شامل میں the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* آپ see what happens when آپ touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several مزید ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a ٹٹو in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to آپ in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do آپ want to talk...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: آپ still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, یا do آپ wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* آپ know where to sign in?
Larry: سے طرف کی the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - ارے I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if آپ hit it book he is down and آپ win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

added by Windwakerguy430

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Saten twist S3E3 part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] آپ mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do آپ have something آپ need to say? آپ seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform آپ that Eggman keeps attacking more, and مزید of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have مزید bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Awesome ٹٹو pics

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that love cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal سٹریٹ, گلی racers, یا cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when آپ go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if آپ take a look at the map, آپ will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are آگ کے, آگ departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, مقبول for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

CHiPs 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: آپ love it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope آپ don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A مستونگ, mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, اگلے to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. اگلے your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do آپ three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia ٹٹو 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia ٹٹو 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next دن

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There آپ are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together سے طرف کی love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, love would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's تلاش for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes آپ realize that everybody is...

Discord

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me آپ have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...