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Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown روب, چغہ which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible from the outside.

Wingport… ہوم of the most infamous hive of pegasi scum in all of Equestria… The mare got lost in her contemplation while she waited for her drink.

How did I get this low? Is this really my life? How could I end up here?

“Here. 8 bits. Now!” the bartender growled, putting a mug of hot Negus and a shot of whiskey on the table.

The mare paid the unfriendly bartender سے طرف کی throwing the money on the میز, جدول abstractedly. The coins knocked on the wood. The bulky stallion mumbled something and went on to serve another customer in the same fashion.

A sigh of pleasure escaped the mouth of the mare when she wrapped her hooves around the warm mug. When she emptied half of it at a draught, the coldness outside seemed to have disappeared. She sent the whiskey down as well, closed her eyes and sat back.

The mare let the cacophony of the tavern overwhelm her senses and the liquids warm up her belly. The heavy rain was knocking on the windows, the water found a way inside through the leaky ceiling. The place was full with pegasi and dozens of conversations were in progress at the same time. Sometimes a louder whoop emerged from the sea of noises, but all in all the sounds were quite somnolent.

The mare finished her drink off and settled in comfortably, in hopes of getting a little nap, until the storm lets off. Her consciousness almost drifted into sleep, when a conversation at the nearby میز, جدول got her attention.

“…yeah, آپ got to hand it to her, she works really hard to get what she wants.” the first stallion said.

“Nah, it’s a bunch of bull!!!” the سیکنڈ stallion exclaimed on a vinous voice. “It’s easy when you’re a protégé of Spitfire!”

“Not to mention to have good relations with royalty too!” the third stallion throws in.

“Maybe so, but I don’t think she’s the Element of Loyalty for nothing.” the first stallion conceives.

“I guess you’re right… I mean she does have some skills.” the third one gives in.

“Yeah, I was there when she did that Sonic Rainboom in Cloudsdale back in a few years! Man, if I had such powers, I’d rob the Canterlot Safe!” the سیکنڈ remarks.

The all laugh at this and speculate what they should do if they had such abilities. They are all a bit drunk and do not notice the mare at the neighboring table.

She gets angrier and angrier as she listens to the conversation. A mask of untold fury distorts her face and her entire body trembles in the shockwaves of pure rage.

“Cheers!” the first stallion swings his bottle. “To the greatest pegasus who ever lived!”

“To قوس قزح Dash!” the other two repeats.

At this point the mug cracks and shatters to pieces in the grasp of the mare at the اگلے table. The stallions are startled سے طرف کی the noise and turn toward her. She stands up and approaches the three pegasi.

“You know how she achieved all of this?” her voice is sharp and menacing.

The stallions just blink in confusion and remain speechless.

“By crushing the dreams of others!!! سے طرف کی destroying lives!” the mare shouts vigorously and smashes her hooves against the wooden table.

Everypony in the tavern turns their head to this scene and watch the mare in anticipation, holding their breaths back, expecting a fight.

“I think آپ should calm down, lady. We don't want any trouble.” the first stallion says quietly.

“Yeah! Leave us alone and mind your own business, آپ reckless psycho!” the third one calls out.

“Shut up!” the سیکنڈ pegasus hisses.

The mare was about to leave, but turns back.

“What did آپ call me?” she سوالات coldly.

“You heard me, آپ reckless madmare!”

“NOPONY CALLS ME RECKLESS!!!” the mare shouts, foaming with rage and attacks the stallion.

Her rapid movements make her a powerful opponent, but eventually she’s defeated, because the others at the bar grabbed the mare and threw her out in the rain.

“Don’t آپ dare دکھائیں your face here again, یا آپ won’t get away with a few bruises!” the bartender yells angrily and slams the door.

The mare stands up, but her legs are shaky. She realizes her روب, چغہ has been torn apart, revealing her turquoise کوٹ and golden mane. She tosses away the useless لباس, پوشاک and flicks with her wings a little as the wind takes it away. This negligent gesture has become her habit several years ago. She unconsciously performs it every time she experiences failure یا humiliation. یا in this case: both.

The storm is still strong, but the mare takes off. She flaps her wings rapidly to fight the heavy gales coming from every direction. The pegasus flies directly into the center of the cumulus.

She accelerates, utilizing every bit of energy in her body. The wind blows rain in her face but she doesn’t care. The tears coming from her eyes mix with the rain as the mare flies higher and higher. Her swirling thoughts become ensnared.

It’s always about قوس قزح Dash… قوس قزح Dash… قوس قزح Dash… What about Lightning Dust? It should be me! I was the stronger one! The faster one! The better one! I was willing to take risks she’d never take! I should be a Wonderbolt!!! But nooo! She used the dreams of others as stairs and stomped on them! Oh how cruel she was! She turned Spitfire against me! قوس قزح Dash destroyed my dreams and ruined my life… and she used my own hero as an instrument against me! If I had the power I’d make her pay…

At that moment her train of thought was disrupted as a powerful bright bolt of lightning struck the mare. She screamed in pain, as the electricity went through her body, but soon an all consuming lightness wrapped itself around her mind like a warm, silk blanket and the pegasus lost her consciousness. She spiraled downwards, plummeting to certain doom.

But before she struck the earth, a shady silhouette with large wings grabbed her and soon they both faded into the blurry curtain of rain…
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Random dialectics

Hello and welcome to Random dialectics! It has been مزید than a سال since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the اگلے few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Deviantart
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with قوس قزح Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... آپ are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without آپ they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the ماہ is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad پچھواڑے, گدا reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: آپ won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: آپ won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe آپ pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're آپ heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are آپ going!?

Master Sword: Didn't آپ hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the کہا bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret ووٹ from Shining Armor. Thank آپ Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then اقدام our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and قوس قزح Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If آپ were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let آپ in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are آپ saying آپ KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making random words to make this مضمون long enough....
قوس قزح Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was مزید like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To قوس قزح Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are آپ sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED رم all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To آپ maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? آپ guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what آپ say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. آپ going...
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I thought I would have مزید ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till اگلے time my dear شائقین :)

I'm suppose to write مزید words so here's random Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she کہا yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, سے papillon, تیتلی کے was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: آپ shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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