My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little ٹٹو Part 1

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little ٹٹو Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A دن without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if آپ find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: دکھائیں US! دکھائیں US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls: whoa!
Rarity: i have to say was just amazing Twilight!
Twilight: thanks :D
Pinkie: -sticks her head in the portal- hello? anyone home?
سیب, ایپل Jack: i'm hungry, any of ya'll wanna get something to eat?
Rarity: well, i am starving.
Fluttershy: i'll meet آپ girls later, i have to get ہوم and feed my pets first. -flies off-
قوس قزح Dash: all right! time to pig out!
Pinkie: i hope they have desserts! :D
The girls leave but then...
-G3 ponies come out from portal-
G3 Pinkie Pie: where are we?
G3 قوس قزح Dash: i don't know darling
G3 Rarity: Ponyville sure has changed
G3 Cheerilee: yep.
G3 Scootaloo: maybe we can bring the rest of our Ponyville to this Ponyville!
G3 Sweetie Belle: good idea Scootaloo!
G3 Pinkie Pie: come on!
-in G3 Ponyville-
G3 Pinkie Pie: ارے EVERYONE!
-all G3 ponies look at Pinkie Pie-
Pinkie Pie: WE FOUND US A NEW PLACE TO LIVE! SO PACK YOUR BAGS!
-everyone packs their stuff-
Back in G4 Ponyville...
Rarity: that was fabulously delicious.
Twilight: OMIGOSH!
سیب, ایپل Jack: what is it?
Twilight: i left the portal open!
-G3 ponies come out of portal-
قوس قزح Dash: and just who the heck are you?
G3 Pinkie Pie: hi, i'm Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: -gasp- REALLY???!!! so are آپ my mother? -big grin-
G3 Pinkie Pie: i don't even know you. but me and my دوستوں love to plan parties. :)
Pinkie: WHAT???!!! tsk tsk. i don't plan parties, i make them in seconds. that reminds me... PARTY! -is wearing a birthday hat-
-confetti everywhere-
G3 Pinkie Pie: آپ shouldn't make parties in an instant, آپ make them with friends.
Pinkie Pie: -big grin and then is angry- NO! NO! NO! she is not Pinkie Pie! hmph! -walks back toward her friends-
G3 Pinkie Pie: :'(
قوس قزح Dash: who is she? -points at G3 قوس قزح Dash-
G3 قوس قزح Dash: why i'm قوس قزح Dash darling.
قوس قزح Dash: -smirk- -ROFL- آپ are not me! you're a fashion snob! -acts serious- and that was a truly feeble performance. besides, i'm much ٹھنڈے, کولر than you.
G3 قوس قزح Dash: how rude.
G3 Rarity: hi i'm Rarity! :)!
Rarity: -gasp- I WILL DESTROY HER! she looks horrible! i'm much مزید fashionable than her!
Sweetie Belle: -passes by- hi Rarity!
G3 Sweetie Belle: i'm Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle: -backs up toward the group- huh?
G3 Sweetie Belle: everyone says i bring smiles to everyone!
Sweetie Belle: -screams and runs off-
Scootaloo: -comes toward the group- what's wrong with Sweetie Belle?
G3 Scootaloo: hi i'm Scootaloo!
Scootaloo: -mouth wide open- SAY WHAT?!
G3 Scootaloo: wanna play with me?
Scootaloo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -runs off-
G3 Cheerilee: and i'm Cheerilee.
سیب, ایپل Bloom: you're not Cheerilee! Cheerilee is our teacher!
سیب, ایپل Jack! : aaah! سیب, ایپل Bloom? where the گھاس, ہے did آپ come from?
سیب, ایپل Bloom: over there. -points at bush-
سیب, ایپل Jack: were آپ spying on us.
سیب, ایپل Bloom : no. i was listening to آپ without being seen.
سیب, ایپل Jack: ugh. -facehoof-
Fluttershy: hi guys, i'm back- -screams- TERRIFYING
LOOKING PONIES!!! -flies off and hides-
Twilight: آپ ponies need to get back in your generation یا we'll have to رپورٹ آپ to Princess Celestia.
قوس قزح Dash: YEAH! SO GET OUT!
G3 Pinkie Pie: PONYVILLE IS FOR EVERYONE!

Part 2 coming soon

P.S. i'll try think of something

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Seanthehedgehog Lol! Loved it

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I'm bored, so here's a random BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ارے Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk یا something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack کی, اپپلیجاک wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love آپ Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

قوس قزح Dash, Rarity, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: آپ didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, آپ see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

اگلے morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings گھنٹی, بیل on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis سے طرف کی helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits اگلے to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* آپ two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed سے طرف کی a town سے طرف کی there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let آپ talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, سے طرف کی an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs بیلٹ, پٹی of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank آپ sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to آپ in my office?
Pete: آپ mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called آپ yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss آپ Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train آپ two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

سے papillon, تیتلی کے Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. آپ two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are آپ going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected سے طرف کی leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help آپ with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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سے papillon, تیتلی کے Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your کشتی is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the کشتی with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one مزید thing. *Gives سے papillon, تیتلی کے three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....

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Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure Part 5

posted by Canada24

For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, آپ had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping آپ AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm مزید than happy to help.
AJ: آپ have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).

TO BE CONTAINUED

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, Brianna, and James were standing سے طرف کی the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.

Gary: It looks great. What do آپ two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about آپ James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If آپ don't start laughing, I'll kick آپ out of here, and آپ won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz:...

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Runaway Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are آپ gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he...

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Runaway Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

اگلے day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car آپ saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do آپ have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also کہا that some ponies witnessed a green earth ٹٹو with a red, and yellow mane, with مالٹا, نارنگی hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind آپ of somepony?...

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Runaway Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but آپ might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are آپ doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 6, 1958
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:07 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan walked into Michael's office at the station to recieve his first assignment for the day. During this, he was still thinking about how to help the Santa Ne Railway get مزید engineers.

Michael: Good morning.
Ryan: Hi Michael. What's my job for today?
Michael: Your first assignment for the دن is to drive a freight train into Cheyenne. The Union Pacific is making a shipment of leather to a company that makes jackets.
Ryan: Somewhere, a group of greasers are going to be very thrilled for us bringing that leather...