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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: آپ have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And Applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face قوس قزح Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help آپ darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, آپ forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are آپ acting like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well آپ did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are آپ Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are آپ a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are آپ here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to شامل میں yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google تصاویر
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will دکھائیں آپ them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: آپ see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do آپ think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, آپ there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a رپورٹ of a ٹٹو trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the سیکنڈ story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that آپ will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny دن in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, یا just relaxing their دن away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other مزید often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case آپ are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a سٹریٹ, گلی to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ٹٹو get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ٹٹو was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the مالٹا, نارنگی stallion asked. "Our اگلے target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are آپ waiting for? Stab me if آپ can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are آپ doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, آپ are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR دوستوں but i forgive آپ now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed آپ to do آپ need any help dashy"
"ya can آپ um(looks aroud) can آپ clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back آپ must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE آپ SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are آپ okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do آپ have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do آپ need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he کہا he was. Later, Score introduced her دوستوں to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made سے طرف کی Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This دکھائیں was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google
added by caesar213
added by shadirby
Source: Blue-Paint-Sea on deviantArt
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Hasbro
added by StarWarsFan7
Source: Veggie55 on deviantART
added by karinabrony