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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do اگلے is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single ٹٹو in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: آپ must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can آپ tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are آپ doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy آپ an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the clothing store

Clothing dealer: Hello sir.
Dexter: Hi. دکھائیں me the best dress آپ got.
Clothing Dealer: For the mare, I suggest آپ get that مالٹا, نارنگی dress over there.
Octavia: I like that one.
Dexter: I'll buy it for how much?
Clothing Dealer: $600
Dexter: *Pays for dress*

Shortly after that, Octavia tried the dress on. It fit her perfectly

Octavia: How do I look?
Dexter: Beautiful. Let's go. *walks back to car*
Octavia: *follows*
Dexter: *Gets in car*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives* Now, let's kill some brothers.
Octavia: How far do we have to go?
Dexter: About three miles. It's at this factory where they make their own things like cars, drinks, and literally everything.

They soon arrived, but finding them would be a little difficult

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* آپ sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are آپ talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking آگے to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do آپ want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: آپ have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, سے طرف کی having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help آپ with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, آپ have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting اگلے to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying آپ were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the دن February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did آپ think of Gordon's actions when he told آپ to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: آپ can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if آپ will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset سے طرف کی what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When آپ say surprised, do آپ mean like an angry kind of surprised, یا just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling مزید coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is مزید like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the ٹٹو Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: ارے you. Are آپ Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do آپ want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What آپ just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please آگ کے, آگ me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't آگ کے, آگ you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک gather the rest of the main six.

But first applejack کی, اپپلیجاک had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and کہا it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity کہا finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the اگلے to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
قوس قزح Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought آپ two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have آپ two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your دوستوں back to life.
Applejack: Will آپ get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of آپ sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad آپ have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know آپ just returned, but I need آپ to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I دکھائیں you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want آپ to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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