This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and قوس قزح Dash presents.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash آپ made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was دیا this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other ٹٹو that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are آپ guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and آپ can feel free to leave whenever آپ want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
قوس قزح Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
قوس قزح Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. آپ guys have really clean floors.
قوس قزح Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty قوس قزح Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another ٹٹو that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. آپ try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm قوس قزح Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: قوس قزح Dash don't talk like that!
قوس قزح Dash: Well If I don't sound like قوس قزح Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes قوس قزح Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, آپ make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if آپ wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with applejack کی, اپپلیجاک for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
قوس قزح Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, آپ look just like me, but آپ sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is آپ from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
قوس قزح Dash: ارے look, it's the other version of Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green ٹٹو on the rocking chair?
قوس قزح Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't آپ think that ٹٹو with قوس قزح Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards قوس قزح Dash, and Applejack*
قوس قزح Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
قوس قزح Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if آپ two could hang out, یا help out?
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
قوس قزح Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
قوس قزح Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are آپ spies? What have آپ done with my friends?! *hits قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here سے طرف کی accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, یا have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises آپ to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and قوس قزح Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of قوس قزح Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Oh, of course آپ had to beat me up! Why couldn't آپ have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat آپ up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no ٹٹو get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons آپ want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, یا my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she اقدام like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings آپ to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! یا a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, آپ have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, یا bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what آپ want.
Meanwhile
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things آپ enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told آپ not to attack them!!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's قوس قزح Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're مزید smarter then the قوس قزح Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did آپ get that?
FIM قوس قزح Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *wakes up* ارے Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: قوس قزح Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get آپ free *unties قوس قزح Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are آپ doing?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank آپ Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *Flies*
Meanwhile...
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: So they're at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do آپ want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your دوستوں after we get back.
Then suddenly مزید bullets hit the دیوار near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who کہا we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: آپ are in a military air space, آپ must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If آپ didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With قوس قزح Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, آپ two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated سے طرف کی most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who کہا we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: آپ just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: آپ made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let آپ escape?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would آپ tell them that?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP قوس قزح Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP قوس قزح Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She کہا she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our ہوم world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed سے طرف کی not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was دیا another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
Sooo
The End!
RDP characters
قوس قزح Dash
Twilight
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora
Regular characters
Celestia
قوس قزح Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom
I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Special Scene
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her animals were killed.
Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash آپ made it. yes"
Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was دیا this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other ٹٹو that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.
Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.
Zecora: Are آپ guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and آپ can feel free to leave whenever آپ want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
قوس قزح Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
قوس قزح Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.
Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. آپ guys have really clean floors.
قوس قزح Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty قوس قزح Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.
Then suddenly, another ٹٹو that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.
FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. آپ try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm قوس قزح Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: قوس قزح Dash don't talk like that!
قوس قزح Dash: Well If I don't sound like قوس قزح Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
قوس قزح Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes قوس قزح Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, آپ make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if آپ wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with applejack کی, اپپلیجاک for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
قوس قزح Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!
And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.
Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.
FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, آپ look just like me, but آپ sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is آپ from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.
Meanwhile with me, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
قوس قزح Dash: ارے look, it's the other version of Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green ٹٹو on the rocking chair?
قوس قزح Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't آپ think that ٹٹو with قوس قزح Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards قوس قزح Dash, and Applejack*
قوس قزح Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
قوس قزح Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if آپ two could hang out, یا help out?
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.
We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.
FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
قوس قزح Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
قوس قزح Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are آپ spies? What have آپ done with my friends?! *hits قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here سے طرف کی accident! We're really from another world!!
Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.
Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, یا have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises آپ to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.
FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and قوس قزح Dash.
FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of قوس قزح Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Oh, of course آپ had to beat me up! Why couldn't آپ have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat آپ up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no ٹٹو get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*
The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.
FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons آپ want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, یا my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she اقدام like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings آپ to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! یا a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, آپ have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, یا bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what آپ want.
Meanwhile
RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things آپ enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told آپ not to attack them!!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's قوس قزح Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're مزید smarter then the قوس قزح Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did آپ get that?
FIM قوس قزح Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!
Back at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *wakes up* ارے Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: قوس قزح Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get آپ free *unties قوس قزح Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are آپ doing?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank آپ Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP قوس قزح Dash: *Flies*
Meanwhile...
RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: So they're at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do آپ want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM قوس قزح Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your دوستوں after we get back.
Then suddenly مزید bullets hit the دیوار near Twilight, and Spike.
RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who کہا we were done here?
Still. Could be worse
Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: آپ are in a military air space, آپ must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.
Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.
Rarity: If آپ didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With قوس قزح Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, آپ two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape
While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated سے طرف کی most of the FIM Mane 6.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who کہا we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM قوس قزح Dash: آپ just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM قوس قزح Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP قوس قزح Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM قوس قزح Dash: آپ made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let آپ escape?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would آپ tell them that?
RDP قوس قزح Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP قوس قزح Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP قوس قزح Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She کہا she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And suddenly, we all started to go back to our ہوم world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.
Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.
Rarity got cursed سے طرف کی not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.
Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.
Then Twilight was دیا another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.
Sooo
The End!
RDP characters
قوس قزح Dash
Twilight
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora
Regular characters
Celestia
قوس قزح Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom
I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.
This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production
Created in 2013
Special Scene
Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!
Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her animals were killed.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have آپ ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well آپ better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do آپ know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a گدھے کو, گدھی named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down سٹریٹ, گلی passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy دکھائیں that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank آپ everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank آپ very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ٹٹو stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's سب, سب سے اوپر student, i always thought there was something مزید to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're مزید than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted سے طرف کی his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ٹٹو stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's سب, سب سے اوپر student, i always thought there was something مزید to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're مزید than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted سے طرف کی his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy دکھائیں that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank آپ everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank آپ very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help آپ officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. آپ know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
