My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is the engine that Wilson was driving.

After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.

Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.

Meanwhile in the trainyards.

Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, آپ can call me سے طرف کی my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let آپ see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?

Pete's office

Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to آپ about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do مزید than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think آپ should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, آپ still need to go on your first تاریخ with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank آپ for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*

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ChibiEmmy I feel for her, that date is gonna end up going wrong. Or it'll surprise me and work out!

Seanthehedgehog Let's go for the surprise

MLP:Fim Pictures

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? آپ do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm مزید used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: آپ know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...

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On The Block Episode 24 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

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Tribe's funhouse remake, Part 3

posted by Canada24

As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...

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سب, سب سے اوپر five Worst friends... (sense friendship is the theme of the show).

posted by Canada24

1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes مزید and مزید villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
And being a bad influence on Spongebob, that almost always causes Spongebob to worsen his situration..

2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...

My Personal Thoughts on Twilight 2

posted by bluethunder25

Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...

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Project Nexus ACT 2 Part 1 "The Boy She Gave Me..."

posted by SomeoneButNoone

The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no مزید place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good ٹٹو inside...

On The Block Episode 23 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. آپ know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and اقدام right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the ماہ this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and sprocket کا, سپروکیٹ entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia ٹٹو walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. آپ three wait here. If he runs, آپ can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits اگلے to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sam's car

The اگلے day, Gordon, and Case کریکر went to Sam's house in Gordon's کوپ, coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have آپ ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I love this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told آپ yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and sprocket کا, سپروکیٹ followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to شامل میں us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...

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Saten Twist S2E3

posted by Canada24

(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best آپ can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast food restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones آپ don't like..

Trixie: No.. I love them, and save...

Nick Rants: DCCU

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If آپ couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the فلمیں fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are آپ f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...

Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 منٹ ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here آپ complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I love to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about مزید things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe آپ have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...

On The Block Episode 20 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Okay everypony, آپ know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our اگلے episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes سیب, ایپل from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...

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On The Block Episode 20 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...

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Cupcakes spoof 2... PART 8

posted by Canada24

This scene and the اگلے scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..

Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One مزید مککا, عجیب الخلقت will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... Part 7

posted by Canada24

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why آپ still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I کہا was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But آپ lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... آپ guys ruined everything!... Everything...

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Symbiosis (Preview, Contains light Swearing and light Gore)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel سے طرف کی “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car اگلے to three Jeeps, owned سے طرف کی Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the قلعہ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to قوس قزح Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to قوس قزح Dash* آپ know آپ shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...

سب, سب سے اوپر eight BEST things that being a Brony introduced me too..

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I کہا it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: ٹٹو موسیقی VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the دکھائیں itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...