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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon continued driving past red signals. He got past the last one, and they started climbing Sherman Hill.

Wilson: No مزید signals. We're gonna make it.
Gordon: Yes we are. Let's just get some مزید speed. *Pushes throttle*
Wilson: I thought we were doing fine.
Gordon: Nah, we must go as fast as possible. Keep the equipment, and the snow moving.
Wilson: I don't think they meant it like this.
Gordon: Bullshit.
Wilson: *Looking out window* Uhm, Gordon. Have آپ looked out the window at all yet?
Gordon: Why, what's happening- *Drives into snowdrift*
Wilson: That explains why all the signals we passed were red.
Gordon: *Tries to drive backwards* Come on, don't be stuck!
Wilson: Gordon. I'm sorry to tell آپ this, but we're stuck.
Gordon: Aw man. *Hits head on chair* Hold up, I just got an idea. *Going outside*
Wilson: Where are آپ going?
Gordon: Outside. I'm gonna try to use my magic to get rid of all that snow.
Wilson: Okay. *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: *Using magic*

Gordon concentrated hard, but instead of getting rid of the snow, he got rid of the engine they were using.

Wilson: *Lands in snow* Great work.
Gordon: Well, this could be worse.
Wilson: Oh yeah, this could be worse. How could anything be worse than this?!

Another train passed them, and pushed snow into them.

Wilson: *Coughing* Just what I wanted.
Gordon: Well, at least we can talk.
Wilson: About what?
Gordon: What did آپ do in Korea?
Wilson: Killed ponies. Now it's time for آپ to shut up, and leave me alone. آپ کہا things would get worse, and they did. Now things can't get anymore bad, can they?

Their train rolled downhill.

Gordon: Our conductor must have put off the brakes.
Wilson: Oh my god. What was he thinking?!
Gordon: I don't know.

Meanwhile, in Cheyenne.

Pete: *Making hot chocolate*
Orion: *Walks in office* Remember how I کہا I wouldn't try to get fired on purpose?
Pete: *Nods head*
Orion: I lied about that.
Pete: Why am I not surprised? What did آپ do this time?
Orion: I made a huge pile of snow on the tracks. It could derail any train coming towards it.
Pete: Not really, but whatever.

The runaway train then arrived, and derailed once it hit the snow.

Pete: I stand corrected.
Orion: *Runs outside*
Conductor: Gordon, and Wilson got stuck in the snow.
Pete: Oh great.
Orion: How did this train come rolling down the hill?
Conductor: I saw that no smoke was coming from their engine, and I thought they were getting ready to move, so I turned off the brakes, but they broke, and I couldn't put them back on.
Pete: So you're saying they uncoupled their locomotive from the train?
Conductor: That could be a possibility. We need to go help them.
Pete: Alright. Let's get a switcher, and a coach ready for them.
Conductor: Yes sir.

East of Cheyenne

Hawkeye: Well, we cleared all the snow off the line.
Stylo: Good. *Hears phone ringing*
Hawkeye: I got it. *Answers phone* Hello?
Pete: Pierce, it's Pete. We need your help at Sherman Hill. Gordon got stuck.
Hawkeye: Great. We'll be there soon. *Hangs up* Guess what?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: Gordon got his train stuck in the snow!
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*

Back at Sherman Hill

Pete: *Stops train near Gordon* Where's your engine?
Gordon: It's gone.
Pete: What do آپ mean?
Gordon: I accidentally made it disappear with magic.
Pete: What?!
Wilson: He wanted to get rid of the snow with magic, but accidentally got rid of the engine instead.
Pete: Get in آپ two.
Gordon, and Wilson: *Gets in passenger car*
Pete: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*

At the station, Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting.

Hawkeye: *Sees Gordon* So, what happened with آپ getting stuck in the snow?
Gordon: Fuck you.
Stylo: I thought it wouldn't happen to you.
Gordon: Go kill yourself.
Hawkeye: Are آپ going to stay embarrased for long?
Gordon: آپ know what? If I could مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ in the face, I would, but I can't because I would be fired. So instead, I'm going to-
Stylo: *Flying to roof of station*
Gordon: What's he doing?
Stylo: *Pushes snow from ceiling onto Gordon*

The End

On The اگلے Episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon gets sent to work on the Norfoal & Western
posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a مچھلی as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity کہا slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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I hate Princess Skyla. This is a مضمون explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If آپ are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If آپ are یا brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of آپ Hasbro! Original indeed.

The سیکنڈ is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF آپ HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since قوس قزح Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the لائبریری to mull things over. ‘First سیب, ایپل Bloom, then Twist, and now قوس قزح Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
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