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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give آپ a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to آگ کے, آگ him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't آگ کے, آگ me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get آپ therapy.
Gordon: Okay, آگ کے, آگ me.
Pete: Relax, this ٹٹو is the best. Have آپ ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every ٹٹو calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To آپ it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would آپ go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't آپ give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 33
The British Mexican
January 16, 1954
It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.
Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk & Western. Why are they the only railroad in Equestria to not have any diesels?!
Hawkeye: Didn't one of the ponies working there tell you? It's from all that coal they have to transport.
Gordon: Yeah, well I can't stand that! *Pulls door off hinges* I won't rest until that railroad gets at least one diesel! *Throws door onto train tracks* I HATE STEAM!
Hawkeye: Yeah... We've noticed.
At the train yard, Pete went to check on the ponies working there, but he saw what Gordon was up to.
Pete: Oh boy.
Red Rose: Sir, what's the matter?
Pete: I'll give آپ a hint. What's orange, fat, and hates steam trains?
Red Rose: Gordon.
Pete: *walks down to train station*
Gordon: *sees Pete walking from train yard* oh no. Run away!! *Runs into train station*
Pete: *Runs to train station*
Hawkeye: Go Pete. Don't let him get away.
Pete: *Runs into station*
Gordon: *Hiding behind Pete's office door*
Pete: Hmm. If I can't find Gordon, I guess I'll have to آگ کے, آگ him.
Gordon: *Comes out of hiding* Sir! I'm sorry for what I did, please don't آگ کے, آگ me!
Pete: Oh don't worry. I'm going to get آپ therapy.
Gordon: Okay, آگ کے, آگ me.
Pete: Relax, this ٹٹو is the best. Have آپ ever heard of The British Mexican?
Gordon: What?
Pete: It's the nickname for Louis Bodine. He's one of the greatest therapists ever. He had british, and mexican relatives in his family, and that's why every ٹٹو calls him The British Mexican.
Gordon: That's stupid.
Pete: To آپ it is. *Sees picture of Louis, and sighs* If only I knew where he was. Oh, and that door is coming out of your paycheck.
Gordon: I still would've preferred being fired.
Pete: And then where would آپ go? Nopony else would want to hire, a pissed off overweight unicorn like you.
Gordon: Why don't آپ give me some admiration instead of insults?
Pete: Good question.
2 B continued
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.