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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
قوس قزح Dash
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters are completely different from those of the actual escape, every detail is exactly the way it went.

Griffons: *Driving trucks to P.O.W camp*
Changeling guards: *Waiting in camp*
Major Skyler: Get them out.
Griffons: *get prisoners out of trucks*
Luke: *Goes to gate*
Major Skyler: Open the gate.
Luke: *Opens gate*
Prisoners: *Walk in prison camp*
Applejack: *Stares at huge fence*
Sean: *Walking close to wire*
Sacred Symphony: *Looking at dirt under huts*
Volk: *Walking with Pablo* How far are the trees from here?
Pablo: Over two hundred feet.
Volk: Nein, I'd say three hundred.
Pablo: Who do آپ think is running this camp?
Volk: I'm not sure. I've seen a few soldiers from different units.
Pablo: Changelings آپ think?
Volk: Either that, یا we're being held prisoner سے طرف کی Italians.

In one of the huts

Gordon: This looks pretty good.
Airborne: Yeah. Which one are آپ taking?
Gordon: That سب, سب سے اوپر bunk is mine *Gets in سب, سب سے اوپر bunk*
Airborne: Hey!

Back outside

Sacred Symphony: *Walks towards Celestia, and Jade*
Celestia: *Sees Sacred Symphony*
Griffon: Excuse me princess, please follow me to the kommandant's office.
Sacred Symphony: I'll look after your gear Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. *Follows Griffon*
Griffon: This is Princess Celestia.
Griffon 3: Good. I'll take her to see Major Skyler. *Goes to Major Skyler*
Celestia: *follows griffon*
Griffon 3: Major, the princess is here.
Major Skyler: Ah, good. We've been expecting you, and your army Princess. Since آپ are their leader, آپ will talk with ours at this camp. *Opens door to kommandant's office*
Celestia: *Walks into office*
Gilda: *Sitting at desk* I am the kommandant here. Please, sit down.
Celestia: *Sits down*
Major Skyler: *Closes door*
Celestia: آپ must be pleased to see me.
Gilda: Princess, Doctor Robotnik has been making us spend a lot of time, equipment, and resources to stop prisoners from escaping. We don't want any of that here.
Celestia: Gilda, it is the sworn duty of a soldier of war to escape a P.O.W camp. If they can't, it is their sworn duty to confuse the enemy with much of their ability, and their sworn duty to make the enemy waste as much supplies as possible.
Gilda: Yeah well, take a look at what we have here. *Shows کتابیں on desk* This pony, Sacred, Symphony, has escaped, been recaptured, escaped, and recaptured. Applejack, eleven escape attempts. Four of them over the wire. She even tried to jump out of the truck on her way over here. Gordon Suite, escaped سے طرف کی stealing a truck, *Throwing کتابیں around room* قوس قزح Dash just flew out of one of our camps, and Jade Greene just ran out, the فہرست is almost endless. One prisoner here, named Sean the hedgehog has had, seventeen escape attempts. He's close to being driven into insanity.
Celestia: Quite.
Gilda: And it must stop!
Celestia: Gilda, do آپ expect us to forget our duty?
Gilda: *Shakes head* No. We'll do our best to prevent آپ from leaving here. *Stands up* This is a new camp, and we've put every great escape artist into this camp. آپ will be allowed to do certain things. آپ may play baseball, یا football. There's a لائبریری where we'll let آپ borrow books, and for gardening, we will give آپ tools. We trust that آپ will use them for gardening.

While Celestia was in Gilda's office, I was walking along the wire.

Sean: *Staring at woods*
قوس قزح Dash: *Arrives* ارے Sean.
Sean: Hey.
قوس قزح Dash: Shredder, Applejack, and Shining Armor are here with us.
Sean: Cool.
قوس قزح Dash: But I can't find Pinkie Pie, یا Rarity. Do آپ think they got sent to another camp?
Sean: I guess.
قوس قزح Dash: Right, well I'll see who else I can find. I'll talk to آپ later *Walks away*

At another part of the camp

Shredder: *Looking in truck*
Jordyn: *arrives* What are آپ doing سے طرف کی the truck?
Shredder: I'm stealing tools.
Jordyn: For stealing tools, cooler.
Shredder: No, I was only joking.
Jordyn: *Notices Shredder's wings* Oh, so you're a pegasus.
Shredder: Yes, and you're a changeling.
Jordyn: Why are آپ here? What are آپ fighting your friend for?
Shredder: Friend? What are آپ talking about?
Jordyn: When your sister was a filly, she was دوستوں with Gilda.
Shredder: Aw, that's propaganda.
Jordyn: But it's true.
Shredder: Propaganda.
Jordyn: Whatever. Get away from the truck, and if آپ steal any tools, you'll get sent into the cooler.
Shredder: No tools. *walks away*

Back to me again.

Sean: *Looks at fence, and guard towers*
قوس قزح Dash: ارے Sean. Guess what?
Sean: Not now, *grabs baseball mit, and baseball*
قوس قزح Dash: Have آپ thought of something already?
Sean: Yeah. See those two guard towers? They're too far apart, and if I get towards the fence, they'll have difficulty seeing me, especially at night.
قوس قزح Dash: You're crazy.
Sean: Oh yeah? We'll see *drops baseball past wire, and towards fence*
Griffon in guard tower: *Looks at baseball*
Sean: Now the اگلے part is a little tricky, I have to wait for the right moment to get to that ball.
قوس قزح Dash: You're not really going out there, are you?
Sean: Not when those griffons in the guard tower are looking at me.
قوس قزح Dash: I think I'm gonna go for a walk. *walks away*

Speaking of walking, that's what Volk, and Pablo were doing.

Volk: *sees prisoners* ارے Pablo, who are they?
Pablo: Mexican prisoners, they cut down trees.
Volk: Do they keep them here?
Pablo: No, they take them out from time to time. Volk, take my jacket, and give it to Sigmund.
Volk: Alright. *takes jacket*

Sigmund was with Shining Armor, and James

Volk: *arrives* Sigmund.
Sigmund: Yes, what is it?
Volk: Pablo has a blitz out in mind.
Sigmund: Oh really? What'll it be?
Shining Armor: I don't know.
James: Knuckles?
Sigmund: Knuckles is perfect. Give James the coat.
Volk: *gives James coat*
Sigmund: *Takes کوٹ from James* What are آپ doing with my کوٹ mate?!
James: What are آپ talking about? It's-a mine!
Sigmund: Don't play dumb with me آپ Italian!
James: It's-a mine آپ Austrian son of a-
Sigmund: *Punches James*

While Sigmund, and James were pretending to fight, Pablo went towards the mexican prisoners.

Pablo: Give me your hat.
Mexican prisoner: Si senor *Gives hat to Pablo*
Mexican prisoner 2: Would آپ like my ax?
Pablo: Sure *Takes ax*
Luke: *Goes towards Sigmund, and James* Stop it! Stop this fighting immediately!
Sigmund: It's alright, it's alright. We were only having a friendly argument.
Luke: Get back to your huts!
Sigmund: Yes sir *Goes to hut*
James: *Follows Sigmund*
Luke: آپ too!
Shining Armor: *Goes to hut*

But Sigmund wasn't going into his hut. He was planning to go with Pablo, and leave the prison camp. He looked like a mexican.

Sigmund: Hey.
Pablo: What?
Sigmund: Do آپ speak any spanish?
Pablo: I know only one sentence.
Sigmund: Alright, let's hear it.
Pablo: Te quiero.
Sigmund: Te quiero?
Pablo: Si.
Sigmund: Te... Quer?
Pablo: Quiero.
Sigmund: Quiero. Te quiero. What's it mean?
Pablo: I love you.
Sigmund: I love you, what bloody good is that?!
Pablo: I don't know, I've never used it before.

Three trucks carrying trees were leaving the camp too.

Volk, Applejack, and Jade: *Jump in trucks*

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: آپ too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *Stabbing pitchfork at trees in back of the truck*
Applejack: Hold it, hold it! *Comes out from back*
Major Skyler: Ah. Good old Applejack. *Looks at picture of Applejack* آپ don't look too good in this picture we took of you.
Applejack: Let's see one of آپ under similar circumstances.
Major Skyler: *Goes towards other truck, and stabs trees with pitchfork*
Applejack: *Whistles*
Volk, and Jade: *Comes out from back of trucks*
Major Skyler: I can't believe this. This is only the first day, and already, you're causing a lot of trouble!

During that, I was waiting to پار, صلیب the wire of death, and get to the fence.

Griffons in guard tower: *Looking away*
Sean: *Crosses wire, and goes towards fence, putting back to fence* Now if I could just-
Griffon in guard tower: Hey! Get out of there!! *Shooting ground*
Sean: *Moves away from fence* Nicht schießen, Nicht schießen!
Luke: Don't shoot! *Gets to Sean* آپ fool! آپ crossed the wire of death!
Sean: What wire?
Luke: *Points at wire* This wire! The only wire!
Sean: Oh.
Luke: That's absolutely forbidden, and آپ know that.
Sean: *Sounding like a little kid* But my baseball rolled over there! How am I supposed to get my baseball?!
Luke: آپ first ask permission.
Sean: Oh. *Goes towards baseball* Yo, I'm getting my baseball!
Luke: That's enough, get away from there!
Sean: *Gets baseball* Okay, okay.
Major Skyler: Stay there! *Goes towards Sean* What were آپ doing سے طرف کی the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend here, I just went to get my baseba-
Gilda: Hold it.
Sean: *Stares at Gilda*
Gilda: What were آپ doing سے طرف کی the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend- I was trying to cut my way through your wire, because I wanna get out of here.
Gilda: That would be hard to do with barehands, wouldn't it?
Sean: Not really, but I do have a Drahtschneider. *Holding wire cutters*
Gilda: *takes Wire Cutters* Wire Cutters.
Sean: That's what I said, Drahtschneider.
Gilda: You're Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Shows major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: With the seventeen escape attempts.
Sean: Well, uh.. Eighteen today.
Gilda: I have had the pleasure of knowing so many ponies throughout this war.
Applejack: *Shows picture of the middle finger*
Gilda: *Looks at picture, then turns back to Sean* آپ are the first hedgehog that I've met. Everyone has been telling me that آپ were a war hero. Unfortunately, آپ were captured, and sent here. Now we're both sitting out of the war.
Sean: Well آپ speak for yourself Gilda.
Gilda: آپ have plans?
Sean: I haven't seen the Griffon Kingdom yet, from ground, یا air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Gilda: Are all hedgehogs this rude?
Sean: Meh, about 99%.
Gilda: Then perhaps ten days in the ٹھنڈے, کولر will teach آپ some manners Sean.
Sean: *Shows Major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: Twenty days.
Sean: Right. *about to leave* Oh, uh.. You'll still be here when I get out.
Gilda: Cooler!
Sean: *goes to Cooler*
Major Skyler: *Looks at Applejack* Name?
Applejack: Jack. Applejack.
Major Skyler: Cooler, twenty days.
Gilda: *Walks up* Cooler, Applejack.
Applejack: Pleasure. *Goes to cooler*
Sean: *Looks at Applejack*
Griffon 35: *Opens gate door to cooler*
Sean & Applejack: *Go to cooler*
Griffon 55: *Puts applejack کی, اپپلیجاک in room*
Griffon 44: *Puts Sean in room, and tries to lock the door* Keys.
Sean: *Gives keys to griffon*

Ours doors were locked, but there was a small window towards the ceiling. I looked through it, and I could see applejack کی, اپپلیجاک in the other room اگلے to mine. It was also a good thing brought my baseball with me.

Sean: *Throws baseball at wall, and catches it*

I continued doing that until...

Applejack: Sean.
Sean: Yeah?
Applejack: What did آپ do when آپ were young? Play baseball?
Sean: When I was in college. I played a lot with my friends.
Applejack: Cool.
Sean: Yeah. Hey, how tall are آپ Applejack?
Applejack: 5.4" Why?
Sean: Oh just wondering.
Applejack: What did آپ do in college?
Sean: Chemical engineering. I did a little bike riding though.
Applejack: Bicycles?
Sean: *Smiles* Motorcycles. آپ know, Harley Davidson, BMW. I made a few bucks here, and there to help pay my tuition.
Applejack: آپ know, I also did some racing.
Sean: Motorcycles?
Applejack: No, human racing. آپ know, Jockey.
Sean: Oh, I forgot. آپ ponies ride humans. *Continues throwing baseball*
Applejack: Sean?! Are آپ there?
Sean: *stops throwing baseball* Yeah, I'm here.
Applejack: I remember a few good times when I was close to losing, but I would win. Happened a couple of times at Dallas, and Atlanta. آپ know where Atlanta is, right?
Sean: *Thinking*

Earlier, I took some dirt near the fence.

Applejack: Sean? Are آپ there?
Sean: *Whispering* Jack.
Applejack: *Whispering too* What?
Sean: آپ know the kind of clayed gravel they got here at the compound?
Applejack: Yeah.
Sean: How fast do آپ think آپ could dig in say... Four hours?
Applejack: I could dig through this floor here, very quickly. But آپ know it ain't the digging, it's the way آپ dig.
Sean: No it isn't Jack. آپ don't have to worry about that.
Applejack: What do y'all have in mind?
Sean: What do think about moles?
Applejack: Moles? *Eyes wide open*

While me, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک were in the cooler, the other prisoners met سے طرف کی one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first دن Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up سے طرف کی the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
Queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on desk*
Corporal Hothead: These fine gentlemen would like to talk to you.
Major Jones: Yes. This prisoner here is Squadron Leader Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He has tried to escape from us too many times now, and we must change that.
Gilda: Squadron Leader Perfect has been in your care for a long time. And now, the Nazis have reason to believe that he is trying to escape.
Captain Muntz: Yes. The Seargent that drove us here caught him, and his commanding officer requested he gets transferred here. However, all of us think that is a bad idea.
Gilda: Prisoners of war are the responsibility for us griffons. Not the Nazis!
Major Jones: *Glares at Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farts*
Gilda: *Stares at Queen Chrysalis* Or... The changelings.
Queen Chrysalis: We don't think آپ can succeed. That is why I have farted.
Captain Muntz: Yes, if the griffons aren't up to the task, we'll be مزید than happy to take over. *Looks at Bartholomew* Listen to me آپ stupid pony, if آپ ever try to escape again, آپ will be executed. *Looks at Gilda* Heil Robotnik.
Major Jones: Heil Robotnik.
Corporal Hothead: Heil Robotnik.
Queen Chrysalis: Heil Robotnik.
Gilda: *Finishes signing paper* Heil Robotnik.

Everyone except Gilda, and Bartholomew were about to leave the office

Gilda: Queen Chrysalis! *Holding paper*
Queen Chrysalis: *takes paper*

After that, Bartholomew was put in the camp. Almost everypony recognized him.

Sacred Symphony: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Sacred, they put آپ in here too?
Sacred Symphony: Yeah, and آپ remember Celestia, right?
Bartholomew: Who doesn't? What about Jade? Is she here?
Sacred Symphony: Yes.
Bartholomew: Good. So, what can آپ tell me about this place?
Sacred Symphony: Well, it's new.
Bartholomew: Right. I better go talk to the princess. *walks into hut*
Celestia: *Waiting in her room*
Bartholomew: *Arrives*
Celestia: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good evening Celestia.
Celestia: What were the changelings, and the Nazis doing with you?
Bartholomew: They transferred me from another prison camp to this one. So, I see we've got Sacred, and Jade. What about Brewster?
Celestia: Yes, he's here too.
Bartholomew: What about Applejack?
Celestia: *Knods head yes*
Bartholomew: And Pierce Hawkins?
Celestia: No, he's not here, but we have another scrounger here named Shredder. Jade says he's the best.
Bartholomew: Good. *sits down*
Celestia: The griffons pretty much put all the rotten eggs in one basket here in this camp *Pouring چائے in cup* This is the last of the چائے until the red پار, صلیب gets through to us.
Bartholomew: Mmh.
Celestia: Did the changelings give آپ a rough time?
Bartholomew: Not nearly as rough as I intend to make for them.
Celestia: What do آپ plan on doing?
Bartholomew: I want to plan a prison break.
Celestia: That would be hard to do.
Bartholomew: But we have all the greatest escape artists in this camp, آپ کہا so yourself.
Celestia: Mr. Perfect, even though we're being held in a P.O.W camp, we're being held in here سے طرف کی the griffons. Not the changelings, یا Nazis.
Bartholomew: آپ talk about them as if they're different. Changelings, griffons, Nazis, to me they're all the same! I'm gonna cause such a stink in this third reich of there's, and سے طرف کی doing so we cause that escape. We're not just digging out ten ponies, یا a dozen. We're digging out two hundred, three hundred, and scatter them all over Germaneigh!
Celestia: You've gone mad.
Bartholomew: Well the ponies are here to do it. We'll have a meeting tonight in Hut 105.

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, یا fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do آپ plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting out of here. They will have documents, clothing, and timetables for every train.
Celestia: Tell them about the tunnel.
Bartholomew: Right. The first tunnel will go from the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ in hut 104, going under the wire, the cooler, and into the woods.
Volk: Bartholomew, I have a question. Did آپ say, "The first tunnel?"
Bartholomew: Yes. We'll have three tunnels. We'll call them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom as I کہا goes from 104, to the woods. Dick goes north from the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ in hut 105, and Harry goes parallel to Tom for half a mile, then it turns right. I want a signal system so perfect, that none of those griffons will find any of the tunnels.

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Sigmund: *Opens door*
Brewster: Sorry I'm late Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: That's alright Brewster, sit down. We're going to tunnel out of here.
Brewster: *Sits اگلے to Shredder* Splendid.
Bartholomew: Now, um *Clearing throat* Let's go over our positions. Volk, and Pablo, you'll be tunnel kings. Sigmund, you'll be our manufacturer, and Shredder?
Shredder: Yes?
Bartholomew: Hello we never met before. You're our scrounger right?
Shredder: Yes.
Bartholomew: Good.
Brewster: What about me sir?
Bartholomew: آپ take your usual job?
Brewster: Splendid. *Smiling*

After the meeting, Shredder went to his room, and found somethings he never saw before.

Shredder: *Picks up bag* Who's is this?
Brewster: *Arrives* Oh, hello.
Shredder: Hi. I didn't know this was your stuff.
Brewster: That's fine. *takes binoculars* These are for birds.
Shredder: Oh, I used to do a little hunting myself.
Brewster: Oh, not hunting. Watching, as in watching them, and drawing photographs.
Shredder: Oh, I see *Opens closet, and puts کوٹ in*
Brewster: That's all آپ got?
Shredder: Yeah. Everything I had got confiscated during The Battle For Ponyville. The goons didn't appreciate some of my personal belongings. *Shows multi-bladed knife* Such as. *Lets all blades stick out*
Brewster: You're the scrounger.
Shredder: Yes, that's right.
Brewster: I need a camera. A thirty five millimeter with a focal plain شٹر should do nicely.
Shredder: I'll get it.
Brewster: With film.
Shredder: Oh yes, we can't forget about that now.
Pablo: *Enters room* Senor, I need a pick. A big heavy one.
Shredder: Only one?
Pablo: Two would be better. *Leaves*
Brewster: *Making tea* I'm afraid this چائے is pathetic. There's no دودھ to use for this, and I just think that's so uncivilized.
Shredder: Wait here *Leaves room*

Shredder went to the main room, and was just grabbing some دودھ when...

Griffon 36: Close up.
Ponies: *Closing windows*
Griffon 36: Close up, close up.
Shredder: *Pokes head out window* Hmm?
Griffon 36: Close up!
Shredder: No ich sprechen sie englisch.
Griffon 36: Close up!
Shredder: Fine, *Gets back in hut, and closes window* Where was that milk.. Ah, there it is *Takes milk*

He then took the دودھ to Brewster

Brewster: Ah, good. Thank آپ *Pouring دودھ in tea*
Shredder: *Looks at Brewster* Amzel, what are آپ doing here?
Brewster: Oh, I am in a photographic unit, where I take pictures of our aircraft during any kind of situation. It's my fault really. When we got shotdown, I didn't tell-.
Shredder: No, I meant what do آپ do here?
Brewster: Here? I'm a forger. I make copies out of anything Bartholomew tells me too.
Shredder: Oh. Well, goodnight Brewster.
Brewster: Goodnight Shredder.

The اگلے morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
قوس قزح Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out, and hit a griffon

Griffon 97: HEY! What are آپ doing here?! How did that get off?
Shredder: *Going towards truck*
Griffon 97: Get away from that hose! I'll fix it myself.
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives*
Griffon 97: Hey! What are آپ doing here? I can't have all of آپ watching me!
Shredder: *grabs steel from under truck*
Airborne, and Shining Armor: *Dusting off Shredder*
Shredder: *Holds steel towards window*
Gordon: *Takes steel*
Griffon 97: There! *Fixes hose* I fixed it.

Five منٹ passed, and everything seemed quiet. Inside Hut 105 however, Volk, Pablo, Jade, Shredder, Sacred Symphony, and Celestia were in the room where they would start digging one of the tunnels.

Pablo: اقدام the stove.
Jade & Sacred Symphony: *Moves stove*
Pablo: This is one of those stoves that آپ put wood in to make a fire. آپ keep the آگ کے, آگ burning, get this can to put between the سب, سب سے اوپر of the stove, into this pipe going towards the roof, and the smoke will keep going through. The goons wouldn't even think of coming near here. *Pulls out part of floor, which reveals a concrete slab* Shredder, these tiles are chipped. We need new ones.
Shredder: There's some in hut 113's شوچالی, واشروم that should match perfectly.
Volk: *Gives Pablo a pick* They should've called this tunnel Seventeen instead of Tom.
Pablo: *Waiting for hammering sound*

Outside of the hut

قوس قزح Dash: *Hammering in spike*
Shining Armor: *Hammering in spike*
Pablo: *Hitting floor with pick when others hammer in spike*
Shredder: Why seventeen?
Volk: This is the seventeenth tunnel Pablo started.

After Tom got started, they were going to start working on Harry.

Pablo: This one shouldn't be too hard. *Goes towards hole* There's a big square tile I have to remove from there with these two hinges. *Removes tile*
Sigmund: There's a ladder, and everything. Perfect.
Griffon: *Walking towards entrance to hut*
Gordon: *Stomps on floor three times*
Pablo: *Puts tile back*
Volk: *Pours water into hole*
Sigmund: *Turns on shower*
Pablo: *Runs into shower*
Griffon: *Arrives* Alright, everyone get ready for bed! *Walks towards Volk* You're not in your hut. What are آپ doing here?
Volk: Mopping up.
Griffon: *Looks at Pablo* And you?
Pablo: Shower. I need to wash.
Griffon: *turns around*
Sigmund: I'm watching him *Pointing at Pablo* I'm a lifeguard.
Griffon: That's enough! آپ finish with your shower, and get back to your hut quickly! Otherwise, you'll most likely freeze to death.

Eighteen days later, I was counting down how long I've been in the cooler.

Sean: *Looking at writing on walls* I've been here for... *Counting*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Pointing at himself* I can go?
Griffon 44: Yes.
Sean: Great *Grabs baseball, and mit*
Applejack: *Comes out of room*
Sean: Let's get going Applejack.

After a quick meal, me and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک went to see Bartholomew.

Sean: *Goes into Bartholomew's room*
Applejack: *Following Sean*
Sean: Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Sean. We're glad آپ two are back with us again.
Sean: That's right *sees Celestia, and Jade*
Bartholomew: But, we also hear that آپ have a blitz out in mind.
Sean: Where did آپ hear that?
Bartholomew: From Jade Greene. It's her job to know everything that's going on here.
Celestia: We thought that we could talk this over before آپ try to escape.
Applejack: Look Celestia, I've been in prison for too long now! If it's a Blitz out for me, I'll do it. It'll work *Looks at Sean* I know it will.
Bartholomew: Right, uhm... What did آپ two have in mind?
Sean: We'll go towards this blind spot that I found near the fence, and start digging our tunnel. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک is a quick digger, so she'll go infront of me, push the dirt behind her, and I do the same thing so as not to make a pile. Then we just go through the ground like a pair of moles, then سے طرف کی dawn, we'll be past the fence, and into the woods.
Bartholomew: When do آپ intend to try this?
Sean: What?
Bartholomew: When do آپ intend to try it?
Sean: Tonight.
Celestia: Uh, Sean... This may not be the right time for this.
Jade: Yeah, آپ see we have something else in mind. We're going to make our own tunnel. Everyone will have their own clothing, documents, and they'll have a map of Germaneigh so they know where to go.
Sean: Thanks, but I think it would be easier for آپ guys if آپ had two less prisoners to worry about.
Bartholomew: Alright, if that's what آپ want to do, nopony is going to stop you.
Sean: Thank آپ Bartholomew.
Applejack: *Leaves room*
Sean: *About to leave*
Celestia: Sean, one مزید question. How do آپ breathe?
Sean: Oh, we have a steel hinge that we'll pop in, and out of the ground as we go along. Goodnight princess. *Leaves room*
Jade: Now why didn't anyone think of that before? It's so stupid that it's positively brilliant.
Bartholomew: Yes, we better hope it works for those two. Otherwise they'll be in the ٹھنڈے, کولر for a long time.

Well, the plan did work, but we got caught, and sent into the cooler. We were very close to escaping as well.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels, the ponies digging were having problems of their own.

Volk: *Pours bag of dirt* This is the dirt from the compound.
Pablo: *Pouring different dirt from another bag* And this is from the tunnels.
Bartholomew: *Examining dirt* Hmm. This isn't good. They're both completely different colors, we can't just pour it on the ground.
Jade: How about we put it under the huts?
Bartholomew: No, that would be too obvious. I saw one of the changelings looking under there yesterday.
Volk: What if we stored the dirt in our rooms?
Pablo: Volk, that won't work.
Volk: I was just thinking outloud.
Bartholomew: Well whatever you're doing, think clearly.
Jade: We can't destroy the dirt, and we can't eat it. The only thing left to do is camoflauge it. That's as far as my thinking goes.
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Bartholomew, may I borrow some of your time?
Bartholomew: Sure.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks. *Carrying socks full of dirt* Now, آپ fill these socks with the dirt from the tunnel, and wear them inside a pair of pants. آپ pour the strings from your pockets, and the pins holding the dirt fall out. Out comes the dirt, and then when you're walking آپ just kick the dirt in. Unless you're a proffesor on dirt, no one is going to notice.
Bartholomew: Alright. We'll try first thing tomorrow.
Sacred Symphony: I already have. It works.
Bartholomew: Then, this is what we'll do.

The اگلے morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and stops gardening*
Gilda: No, no. Please continue. I didn't want to ruin the hard work that you're putting in your gardens.
Celestia: Why thank you.
Gilda: Some ponies already did that for you.
Celestia: What do آپ mean?
Gilda: I mean they're walking into your garden.
Celestia: We haven't planted seeds yet.
Gilda: Well آپ better. I've got a great recipe for pie, and I grow a lot of fruit to make that recipe. Is it possible to put flowers in a pie?
Celestia: آپ can't eat flowers.
Gilda: Hmph. Good point *Walks away*
Sacred Symphony: Don't آپ get the slightest feeling that she knows what we're doing?
Celestia: Impossible. She would've taken me into her office for that.

Four hours later, it started raining, but Gordon has something special for everypony. Red پار, صلیب packages.

Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Shredder: Come in.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hey, I've got some stuff for you. Cigarettes, four packs. Dutch chocolate, two packs. آپ have one jar of marmelade, انگور flavor. This سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری مرببا, ویپ is for Jade, and for Pablo, we have a new hat.
Shredder: *Grabs something from his closet* Danish butter, one jar. I liberated this from Gilda's mess supply.
Gordon: Well, that pretty much sums up all of the gifts for us prisoners. Will آپ give these to them? I have to go outside.
Shredder: Sure.

While Shredder was delivering the gifts to everypony, this is what Gordon was doing.

Sigmund: *waiting for Gordon*
Gordon: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1 2 3 4.
Ponies: *Singing* Oh come all ye faithful. Joyful, and triumphant.

While Gordon, and other ponies were singing, Sigmund, and the others were hammering some peices of metal together.

Bartholomew: *Arrives* Sigmund, where the fuck is that air pump?
Sigmund: Oh, it's right in here sir. *Opens closet*
قوس قزح Dash & Shining Armor: *Puts air پمپ on table*
Bartholomew: Why isn't it in yet? The ponies digging in those tunnels are having a hard time breathing air, and this is holding us up badly.
Sigmund: We're just working on the air ducts now sir.
Bartholomew: *Sees air ducts* Good. Have it in سے طرف کی tomorrow morning.
Sigmund: *Knods head yes*

After Shredder delivered the gifts, he saw Jordyn, one of the changeling guards.

Shredder: *Standing اگلے to Jordyn* آپ got a light?
Jordyn: Oh, yes. *Lights lighter*
Shredder: Thanks *Sets cigarette, and smokes*
Jordyn: *Staring at Shredder*
Shredder: Oh, I'm sorry! *Holding cigarette pack* Would آپ like one?
Jordyn: *Takes cigarette* I'll smoke it later when I'm off duty, thank you.
Shredder: Take a few for your friends.
Jordyn: Okay *Takes two more*
Shredder: Sure is pretty out today.
Jordyn: Yeah, but I think it might rain soon.
Shredder: Uh, no hold on. Red sky at night sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor takes warning. I saw a red sky last night.
Jordyn: I never heard of that before.
Shredder: I learned it in the boyscouts.
Jordyn: آپ were a boyscout?
Shredder: Yes.
Jordyn: I was a girl scout, and I had nineteen merit badges.
Shredder: Oh yeah? Well I had twenty.
Jordyn: I was working on my twentieth, when Twilight Sparkle came, and made me شامل میں Nazi Forces.
Shredder: Oh, I see. ارے Jordyn, do آپ think you'll stay in the army after the war's over.
Jordyn: Oh no. I could tell آپ a lot of things that would make your tail stay up for a long time. My teeth...
Shredder: Your teeth?
Jordyn: Our dentist here is a butcher.
Shredder: Well.. It's a soldier's right to complain.
Jordyn: Maybe in your army, but here? One little bit of criticism, and bang, to the Mexican Front.
Shredder: Is that so?
Jordyn: *Knods yes*
Shredder: Is that so? That's just terrible. *walking towards door* Jordyn, why don't we go into my room?
Jordyn: I better not. If Major Skyler sees me, then bang.
Shredder: Oh, alright. I was just about to make some coffee. آپ know, real coffee. *Goes to room*
Jordyn: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder: *Goes into room* Coffee, coffee.
Jordyn: *Looks at Shredder's gifts* Marmalade?
Shredder: Oh yeah, my grandmother keeps sending me all this. *Searching for coffee*
Jordyn: Dutch chocolate? That's amazing.
Shredder: Oh yeah, take one.
Jordyn: *Takes chocolate*
Shredder: *Puts Gilda's مکھن on table*
Jordyn: *sees butter* This belongs to Gilda!
Shredder: Oh yeah.. Keep it.
Jordyn: No! I must leave.
Shredder: *Gets in Jordyn's way* It's okay Jordyn. We're friends.
Jordyn: With آپ in the cooler, will we still be friends? I must رپورٹ this!
Shredder: I don't get it. رپورٹ what? You, and me were chatting in my room?
Jordyn: *Returns marmalade, and chocolate*
Shredder: *Takes Jordyn's wallet*

Jordyn left the room, but didn't know her wallet got stolen.

After getting Jordyn's wallet, Shredder went to where Brewster was.

Brewster: *Whistling like a bird* And that I'm sure آپ all know is the good old robin. *Shows chalkboard* Now, let's take a look at our اگلے bird, the Masked Shrike, the butcher bird.
Shredder: *Arrives*
Brewster: Ah, Shredder. Sit down, you'll find your papers, and drawing utensils under the table.
Shredder: *Sits down*
Luke: I didn't know آپ had an interest for birds.
Shredder: Yeah, آپ should stick around, and learn a few things.
Luke: I've got better things to do then learn about birds. *Leaves*
Brewster: Well, that's a shame that the guard couldn't stay with us, but let's stay on track. As آپ can see from this drawing of the Masked shrike, شراکی it's got a good round shape.
Luke: *Walking towards Gilda's office*
Gordon: *Switches lids on garbage cans*
Shining Armor: *Knocks on door three times*
Brewster: Coast is clear.
Bartholomew: Alright, let's see what we got.
Brewster: *Shows forgeries*
Bartholomew: These are good. Now all we need are Identification Papers. Without them, we can't forge any for us.
Shredder: I can change that *Shows Identification papers* And here's a passport, a Sparkle pass.
Jade: A sparkle pass?
Airborne: That gives anyone permission to be in Nazi territory.
Shredder: And we've also got a ticket to Oden, and what appears to be a ticket for a play in Dusseldorf in two weeks.
Bartholomew: آپ get ten out of ten for this chap.
Airborne: Just one question. Where did آپ get all this?
Shredder: It's on a loan.

Later that night.

James: Now I want to دکھائیں آپ the clothing that I've been working on.
Bartholomew: Alright, دکھائیں me.
James: What I've got here is a black luxury suit, with a fedora. Now, this also comes with a red tie, a white vest, and a pocket watch.
Bartholomew: Great work.
James: Here is something that I'm nearly done with. This is a uniform for anypony that is in Discord's army.
Bartholomew: I thought they had humans, like the Nazis do.
James: Discord allows only ponies from Italy to شامل میں his army.
Bartholomew: But you're Italian.
James: Yes, don't rub it in. Now, here's one that I dyed with a bottle of blue ink. A regular outfit for the working pony.
Bartholomew: Very creative, and very amazing.
James: Thank you. All those blankets آپ see there on the bed, are going to be used tomorrow.
Bartholomew: That's a lot of blankets. Where did آپ get them?
James: Shredder got them for me.
Bartholomew: Well where did he get them?!
James: I asked him that, and آپ know what he said?
Bartholomew: What?
James: Don't ask.

Once again, it was time for me to leave the ٹھنڈے, کولر with Applejack. As soon as we returned, I was told to go talk with Bartholomew, and Jade.

Sean: Good to see آپ two again.
Bartholomew: Right. We just wanted to talk to you.
Sean: About what?
Jade: We here that you're planning another escape with applejack کی, اپپلیجاک during the Summer Sun Celebration.
Sean: Yeah, if she want's to come along, she can.
Bartholomew: آپ know, applejack کی, اپپلیجاک is close to cracking.
Sean: آپ still think it would be a good idea to go through the tunnel, don't you?
Jade: It would be safer.
Bartholomew: Now, we need someone as good as آپ to help us with something.
Jade: It involves your skill with going through the wire fence.
Sean: *Making hot chocolate* I appreciate that. Something's coming up. I can tell something is coming, and it's going right towards me Squadron Leader.
Bartholomew: Oh, آپ can just call me Bartholomew. Your full name is Sean the hedgehog, isn't it?
Sean: Sean. Just make it Sean.
Jade: Just tell him what we need.
Bartholomew: Alright. We've got fake passports, and even a spell to turn anypony into a griffon, but what we don't have-
Sean: Is a clear idea of what's five hundred feet passed that fence.
Bartholomew: Right. Uhm, we need to know about local, and main roads, and where they have security check points, and most importantly, we must figure out how to get from here to the railway station.
Sean: *Finishes hot Chocolate* No. Absolutely not. When I get passed that fence, I'm not going to make maps for آپ guys. I'll be so far away that آپ wouldn't be able to hear if they were shooting at me with Howitzers.
Bartholomew: Uh, okay.
Jade: We get it.
Sean: Hmm, *drinking hot chocolate* Interesting idea. How many are آپ planning to get out?
Bartholomew: Two hundred, and fifty.
Sean: *Puts down cup* Two hundred, and fifty?!
Jade: Yes.
Sean: You're crazy, آپ oughta be locked up, and آپ too. Two hundred, and fifty ponies just walking down the road like that!
Bartholomew: Well, not all of them. Some سے طرف کی car, سے طرف کی train, even in an aircraft.
Sean: Yeah well, if آپ need any help on the tunnels, just let me know.
Bartholomew & Jade: *About to leave*
Sean: Wait a minute!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Return*
Sean: You're not seriously suggesting, that if I go out there to get the info for you, I have to go back in the ٹھنڈے, کولر just so آپ can get the info آپ want?
Jade: We'll give آپ a front spot in the tunnel.
Sean: I wouldn't do that for my own mother.
Bartholomew: That's understandable.
Sean: Well okay then.
Jade: آپ don't really have to do it.
Sean: Well okay then. However, I'll still help آپ with the tunnel.

Later that night, in Shredder's room.

Shredder: *gets Brewster's king* Checkmate.
Brewster: Oh bother.
Jordyn: *Arrives* Shredder, I- *sees Brewster*
Shredder: It's okay, Amzel is a friend.
Jordyn: *Closes door*
Shredder: What's the matter?
Jordyn: My wallet, my identity papers, gone! I don't know where they are.
Shredder: She lost her wallet. Do آپ know what would happen if Major Skyler found out about this? Bang, to the Mexican Front.
Brewster: That's a shame.
Jordyn: I looked every place, every place. I must have lost them, when I came here.
Shredder: No.
Jordyn: Yes.
Shredder: Alright, I told آپ we were friends. We'll find them.
Jordyn: Oh thank آپ Shredder, thank you! *Starts looking*
Shredder: Uh, Jordyn?
Jordyn: *Stops looking*
Shredder: Not now. It would seem peculiar if you, and me were hanging out at this time of night. I'll find them. I promise آپ I'll find them if I have to tear this room apart.
Jordyn: Oh thanks a lot!
Shredder: No problem *Sits down* There is one favor, a camera.
Jordyn: Huh?
Shredder: We want to take some snapshots for fun. A thirty five millimeter with a plain شٹر should do.
Brewster: A focal plain shutter.
Shredder: Jordyn? That's a focal plain shutter. Let me know when آپ got it.
Jordyn: Oh I don't-
Major Skyler: *Walking towards Jordyn*
Jordyn: *Leaves room*
Shredder: That Jordyn is a little messed up in the head, but I like her.
Brewster: I got one of your men.
Shredder: Oh rats.

In one of the tunnels.

Volk: *Digging*
Pablo: *Waiting سے طرف کی entrance of tunnel*
Volk: *Puts dirt on cart, then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Pulls کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ towards him*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* How is everything?
Pablo: Not good.
Bartholomew: Not good? Why?
Pablo: Three times today, the dirt keeps falling down on us.
Volk: *Gets trapped in huge pile of dirt* Help!
Pablo: Wait here *Gets on cart, and goes towards Volk*
Volk: *trapped in dirt*
Pablo: *Pulls Volk out*
Volk: Ah, *Coughs* Thanks.
Pablo: No problem *Puts Volk on cart* MOVE!!
Bartholomew: *Pulls Volk towards him*
Pablo: *Shows up* Give him some water.
Bartholomew: *Shows water*
Volk: *Drinks water, then coughs*
Pablo: Four times now. The dirt keeps falling on us. We must get مزید wood.
Volk: Can آپ do it?
Bartholomew: Alright. We must get that wood. I'll get Shredder to get us some, and that hedgehog کہا he would help to.

Later

Gordon: *Singing* On the first دن of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Ponies: *Singing* A تیتر in a ناشپاتی, ناشپاتیاں tree!
Gordon: On the سیکنڈ دن of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
Ponies: Two کچھی doves, and a تیتر in a ناشپاتی, ناشپاتیاں tree.
Shredder: *Inside hut* How's it going up there?
Airborne: *Holding wood*
Shredder: *Takes wood* Keep it up.
Sean: *Taking wood from beds*

I had a really huge supply of wood on the table.

Sean: *Carrying wood*
Gordon: *Comes in* Five, سونا rings! Four calling birds, three french hens, Hi Sean.
Sean: Gordon, wait!
Gordon: *Passes Sean* Two کچھی doves, and a تیتر in a ناشپاتی, ناشپاتیاں tree, Alley oop! *Jumps on سب, سب سے اوپر bunk, and falls through*
Sean: *Looks at Gordon* Never mind. *walks away*

After Shredder got the wood for the tunnel, he went to see Brewster

Shredder: *Sits with Brewster* Here's a gift from our friend Jordyn. *Shows camera*
Brewster: Splendid *Takes camera*
Shredder: *Sees ceiling moving* Whoa.
Brewster: Oh, it's alright. Sigmund came up with this idea. He requested permission to dispose some of the extra dirt in the attic.
Shredder: I see.

Meanwhile in the tunnel.

Pablo: *On cart, with measuring tape*

Pablo was measuring the distance of how far they have gone with the tunnel. They needed to go two hundred, and thirty five feet to get to the woods, and so far, they went one hundred and ninety feet.

Pablo: *Gets back to entrance of tunnel*
Gordon: *Sees measurement* Good. Very good.

Later, near the fence

Bartholomew: So far from what we've got, Tom is the closest tunnel to the woods.
Jade: So what do آپ have planned?
Bartholomew: Well, we should close off Dick, and Harry. Put the entire effort into Tom.
Sean: *Carrying potatoes* Good morning.
قوس قزح Dash: *Following Sean with مزید potatoes* Good morning.
Celestia: Why are those two taking all the potatoes in this camp?
Jade: We've been trying to figure that out Princess.
Bartholomew: Sean, and Shredder lock theirselves in a room with those things. Sometimes قوس قزح Dash is with them.

One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and قوس قزح Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
قوس قزح Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

اگلے morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
قوس قزح Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*

The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.

Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, آپ and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
قوس قزح Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did آپ make?
Shredder: You'll see.
قوس قزح Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!

And we started marching back to the washdown.

Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way آپ like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after آپ drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits اگلے to Brewster* Well, what do آپ think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell آپ what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* آپ did creat greating this... I mean, آپ did great creating this.
Sean: How do آپ like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, آپ find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do آپ two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see آپ looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.

Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*

It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.

Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was dead.

Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*

After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.

Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that آپ need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If آپ don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta آپ near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - آگ کے, آگ آگ کے, آگ *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... آپ ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was آگ کے, آگ everywhere... they was knocked on 5 منٹ and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another ٹٹو is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the سٹار, ستارہ wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: ارے look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh آپ from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are آپ doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did آپ do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: آپ sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other میزائل carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's اقدام up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... آپ live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what آپ want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... آپ suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: ارے isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want آپ in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did آپ do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my بستر room window....
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It was a regular دن in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So آپ from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on آپ guys.
Sean: I'll meet آپ there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: آپ always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What آپ might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would آپ like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell آپ what. آپ make this کشتی go faster, and I'll pay آپ for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no آگ کے, آگ dash: series D; im دل broken as im writing this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if آپ ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are آپ bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
قوس قزح Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ کہا to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus کہا excitedly. It didn't take long before قوس قزح Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer ٹٹو asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if آپ can holler, then get back to it" سیب, ایپل کہا to her. ," are آپ bucking joking?!" RD کہا as if surprised. "Yep, آپ کہا آپ wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard آپ worked every day" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought آپ wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to دکھائیں due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
korean pony86: Intruders!
swedish pony48: It's the germans!
Fenix: Con, get on ze machine gun.
Con: *gets on MG, & shoots enemies*
swedish pony66: We need a rocket launcher!
swedish pony23: Here! *gets bazooka*
Con: *destroys bazooka*
german pony35: We have to land.
Fenix: Then do it.

All three choppers landed on the base, and all 15 ponies stormed out.

Fenix: Con, through this way!
Con: I'm right behind you.
swedish ponies: *fire at germans*
germans: *fire at swedish*
Con: *shoots enemy* Whoops! Forgot it was on automatic. *reloads*
Rareesa: I'll cover you. *shoots two enemies*
korean ponies: You...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The three ponies went for a walk toward a سکینگ resort. Rareesa lives in a really cool part of town, literally.

Fenix: I have some soldiers stationed سے طرف کی here. They'll be able to get us from here to Discord's base.
Con: Alright, in the mean time the three of us can go skiing.
Koreans: *arrive on snowmobiles*
Fenix: یا not.
Con: Go get those soldiers, we'll cover you!
korean pony62: Hello آپ two.
Rareesa: Hi.
korean pony62: Don't think about running, because we are getting help from sweden.
Con: آپ need all the help آپ can get to stop us. *shoots korean pony* Take his snowmobile!
Rareesa: *leaves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a فہرست with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills آپ three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do آپ have for me?
S: Glad آپ asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A میزائل shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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Mike: Who do we have to deal with?
Rainbow Dash: I found out another ٹٹو has been feeding info about our work to other mafias.
Dan: Who is it?
Rainbow Dash: Diamond Tiara.
Dan: I should have known.
Applejack: Let's kill her.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, but we have to do it before she leaves for Ponyville.
Applejack: Then lets kill her now, the sooner the better.

Applejack pulled up to Diamond Tiara's house with Pinkie Pie sitting in the back.

Silverspoon: We're moving back the same time that the CMC is.
Diamond Tiara: I cannot wait to make fun of them again.
Applejack: Howdy آپ two.
Diamond Tiara:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was forced to find the treasure for Derpy & Octavia, who just formed another pirate crew.

Pinkie Pie: This is fake. آپ just had Twilight hypnotize some ponies.
Octavia: Not all of them. How much further?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't know.. *runs away*
Derpy: *shoots gun twice*
Octavia: Hold your fire. There's no way she can escape.

But she did. قوس قزح Dash flew to the rescue, and got her friend off the island.

Pinkie Pie: Danke قوس قزح Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Now I see why they threatened to kill you.
Pinkie Pie: What does my german have to do with it?
Sean: Lets stop complaining. We're close...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the captain's quarters

Sean: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?!!? This is the most bloodthirsty, motherfucking fucked up crew I've ever seen so who hired them?
Everypony: *points at Pinkie*
Pinkie: *points at Gummie*
Sean: Your pet alligator hired the crew?
Pinkie: What? No, that's silly. The ٹٹو that lives in Gummie hired the crew.
Sean: headless ponies, and one that lives in a baby alligator. My god.
Derpy: Isn't it My Celestia?
Sean: Not where I'm from.
Derpy: Where are آپ from?
Sean: Mobius. It's another planet, which I placed into yours.
Pinkie: So آپ created Equestrius.
Sean: Pretty much.

Later that...
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