Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.
Emily: Where are آپ going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told آپ about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean آپ have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with آپ not being with me, and Howard دکھانا up, and destroying the رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of آپ talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is دوستوں with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I love zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take آپ to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do آپ think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, آپ never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: آپ never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do آپ want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven سال old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was دکھانا a pair of dentures.
Mare: If آپ wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO آپ FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do آپ go on the internet a lot? Do آپ hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give آپ our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what آپ want us to do, and constantly make مزید advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making آپ get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost آپ money. In fact, we collect one dollar a منٹ for every commercial آپ watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so آپ have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like آپ to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: ارے good, the game is on. It's like آپ knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Emily: Where are آپ going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told آپ about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean آپ have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with آپ not being with me, and Howard دکھانا up, and destroying the رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of آپ talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is دوستوں with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I love zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take آپ to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.
Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.
Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do آپ think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, آپ never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: آپ never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do آپ want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.
When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven سال old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was دکھانا a pair of dentures.
Mare: If آپ wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO آپ FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do آپ go on the internet a lot? Do آپ hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give آپ our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what آپ want us to do, and constantly make مزید advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making آپ get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost آپ money. In fact, we collect one dollar a منٹ for every commercial آپ watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so آپ have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like آپ to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: ارے good, the game is on. It's like آپ knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.
2 B continued
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
