Jerry
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again آپ Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
قوس قزح Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: آپ didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but آپ ladies are not allowed to fight.
قوس قزح Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are آپ saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
قوس قزح Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, آپ have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If آپ insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's قلعہ in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
قوس قزح Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
قوس قزح Dash: آپ mean آپ don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is قوس قزح Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do آپ want to talk about?
قوس قزح Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, آپ should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, یا not. آپ must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry کہا we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
قوس قزح Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do آپ want?
قوس قزح Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: آپ three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where آپ belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington
Barry
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Colts: *Playing rap موسیقی while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*
Song: link
Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.
Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
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Colts: *Playing rap موسیقی while throwing stones under a highway bridge. Something grabs their attention, and they all walk towards it*
Song: link
It was the Chrysler Ren bought. He, and چیری, آلو بالو Blossom were sitting in the front seats, both dead, and covered in blood. Taped on the right side window, are the papers documenting Ren's purchase of the car.
Bob was as good as his word. He killed off the other ponies, to save our asses. We also got their take of the money.
Garbage Pony: *Picking up a big garbage container with arms attached to a garbage truck. As the container...
