My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 7 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made آپ enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight سے طرف کی giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first دن of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't آپ try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! آپ know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and آپ got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first دن of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid سوال آپ پار, صلیب eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she کہا I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the دن after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
ٹٹو 5: *Grabbing TV*
ٹٹو 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
ٹٹو 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
ٹٹو 63: *Punches ٹٹو 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black ٹٹو 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black ٹٹو 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black ٹٹو 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See آپ after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

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Silver Tune's Story 25

posted by _Laugh_

Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do آپ think? Do آپ like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought آپ all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...

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Under Pressure Part 8

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw food on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off سے طرف کی Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, ارے guys! We were about to start decorating. Do آپ want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...

2

Under Pressure Part Four

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...

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Slycall part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a ساحل سمندر, بیچ alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking بیئر in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets بچھو in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of فلمیں at 3 to bring آپ important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have آپ been?
??: Enjoying death....

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Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ Of Trottingham part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mary

Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are آپ going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little گدھے کو, گدھی soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if آپ hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill آپ if آپ go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...

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The last solstice - Chapter 6: Contact

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact

Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue کوٹ absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...

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Wheels of Evil - Part 8

posted by NocturnalMirage

Wheels of Evil – Part 8

It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual space in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just سے طرف کی looking at the Fury, the earth ٹٹو knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....

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License To Murder part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After 40 منٹ of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play مزید poker.

Con: I'll let آپ play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, آپ hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't آپ win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do آپ want?
Tara: I was wondering if آپ could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and کہا he...

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Brony Of New Jersey part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going سے طرف کی my house. Frenchtown is right اگلے to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why آپ two say that.
Sean: It's from قوس قزح Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A قوس قزح Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta دکھائیں Ian...

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Adventures in Equestria: موسیقی Class

posted by hikari_hiwatari

Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she کہا as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night آگ کے, آگ she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...

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You'll Only Live Twice part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over سے طرف کی the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* مزید like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do آپ need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that آپ know this,...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch.1 part 2

posted by Dragon4322

Enemy tank

Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a سیکنڈ smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. سوالات went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When we arrive, we soon get spotted سے طرف کی a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...

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Pinkie's Christmas part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and قوس قزح Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would دکھائیں up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way قوس قزح Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash کہا standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean آپ can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That آپ wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...

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Discord is Back part 2

posted by applejackrocks

Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: آپ see my dear, I need ٹٹو energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That قوس قزح ٹٹو there (points at RD) ill take that shy ٹٹو thats behind that درخت (points at FS) ill take that fainted ٹٹو (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna شامل میں the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...

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To every پرستار of MLP!

posted by cupcake2456

Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how آپ guys have been acting around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for acting like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and مزید people.I hope آپ all read this.Please تبصرہ below if آپ like.

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Flight and Fall

posted by shadirby

I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much مزید pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged سب, سب سے اوپر of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...

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Twilight in Oblivion: 2

posted by AquoMoon

Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the قلعہ floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once آپ steped in this قلعہ آپ lost parts of your memory." کہا the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my دوستوں and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in قلعہ Oblivion if آپ want to get out youmust reach the سب, سب سے اوپر floor of the castle," کہا the stallion. "here a card آپ may use it to get through the door once آپ enter آپ may not turn back آپ have to find the other door to get outof the room, do آپ understand?"...

Fluttershy's Training Montage

added by Seanthehedgehog

Go Fluttershy! آپ can do it :D

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magic

friendship

fluttershy

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my little ٹٹو

my little ٹٹو friendship is magic

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. اگلے morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: آپ excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...