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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I کہا last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick پچھواڑے, گدا with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic قوس قزح as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick Ass
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski

At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...

Mr. Sir: *Bringing مزید prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what آپ need to do in order to build مزید character.
David: I thought آپ were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: آپ assholes get into that hole, یا I'll kick your پچھواڑے, گدا in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.

The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.

David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did آپ get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do آپ really kick ass.
David: Do آپ really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* ارے Zero, can آپ remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!

Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.

Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the اگلے part of this episode,Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.
We ended up at 30th سٹریٹ, گلی station in Philladalphia. Catie چرا لیا, چوری کی a train while I چرا لیا, چوری کی another train. Both of us used chaos control, and ended up in Equestria heading down the train tracks towards Canterlot. Catie fired at me while I was getting close to her. I used my gun to shoot Catie's gun out of her hands, doesn't this remind آپ of a similar chase? Anyway we were heading towards Canterlot when a russian tank was trying to blow up my train. It wasn't going to work though, because قوس قزح Dash flew towards that tank, and kicked it, but it didn't go anywhere. 'I'm gonna have to اقدام it'...
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"That's why Catie might win this time." I told قوس قزح Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could آپ blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when آپ came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now آپ will do as I say. I want آپ to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...
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posted by fefe2002
rarity woke up and wanted to brush her hair but
rarity:oh my gosh where is my brush!?i have to find it!
then rarity called all of the main 6 to help her find it
rarity:i lost my brush! i need it!
twilight:it is okay we will help you
rarity's friends:a ha!
rarity:okay!okay! are آپ crazy! i can not keep my hair like this!
then rarity went mad
rarity:omg!i feel horrible! girl's quick find it i can't stand a second!
قوس قزح dash:twi i think rarity went a little bit too worried
سیب, ایپل jack: i don't think she is okay آپ all
pinkie pie:i think she just need to party!
flutter shy:i think we have to find it quick rarity is crying
then twilight found the brush on the make up place and gave rarity it then rarity went to normal and then
rarity:thanks آپ all are the best now have fun in your ہوم i have to brush my hair bye!
then they took a group hug and went to there houses
It was just a regular دن in Ponyvile......

Celestia was just quietly sitting in her تخت room. She was writing a letter of the big party she was having today. It was to celebrate the birth of Equestria, but something wasn't sitting right with Celestia...she knew this party..the whole annual festivities. She did not actually create Equestria with her sister like everyone thought. But she didn't let it bother her and decided to have some fun. Nothing could go wrong. She sent her letters to all of Equestria and went back to her royal duties.

"Howdy ponies! Sure is a purty day" کہا Nikki as...
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Azura and Cotton Swirls stood beside each other. CS started playing the guitar. Meanwhile Nikki, Score, and Stormy rolled their eyes.

Azura: *singing* Did آپ Forget, that we were even alive?
CS: *singing* Did آپ forget, everything that we had?
Azura: *singing* Did آپ forget? Did آپ forget 'bout us?
CS: *singing* did آپ regret ever standing سے طرف کی my side....
Azura: *singing* did آپ forget, we were feeling inside...
CS: *singing* Now were left, to forget 'bout us......
Azura: *singing* But Somewhere we went wrong
CS: *singing* We were once so strong..
Azura; *singing* Our Friendship is like a song.....
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posted by Quillabex
I pushed my way through the pegasi to get to my mom.
"I-I, what-?" I cried.
"Eclipse, sweetie, thou shall be strong." She کہا as she hugged me.
"What happened, what's going on?"
"Mmm, I believe this conversation should be taken, privately." She کہا as she walked out the door. I followed her. "RainbowDash, I would like آپ to take charge of the meeting."
"Yes Ma'am!" She saluted. The doors closed behind us. We walked down the hallway upstairs.
"Tell me, how are thou be throughout of what has happened." I told her how I had the mysterious dream, and I told her about how I woke up in a testing lab....
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posted by triq267
My Fellow Bronies,
I'd never really wondered what friendship could be,
My Fellow Bronies,
Until آپ all shared its magic with me;
Big adventures, tons of fun,
Your beautiful hearts, faithful and strong,
You shared your kindness, not always an easy feat,
And Friendship is Magic made it all complete,
Yeah,
My Fellow Bronies,
Y'know you're some of my very best friends...




So, today is the final دن of 2012. But it also marks one سال of me being a brony. One سال پہلے today, while killing time until the new year, and after numerous suggestions from people whose opinions I trust, and massive amounts of research,...
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Cotton Swirls explained to them about Queen Chrysalis. "UGH! I can't believe she did that!"said Score Heights. "We must go defeat her,now."said Cotton Swirls. They all کہا okay and went out the door.

"SURPRISE!"said Applejack. They all کہا oh no and Score Heights told her,"Applejack,you lied to us the whole time! Just get out of Ponyville!" applejack کی, اپپلیجاک told her,"Ha,like I am going to do that! I mean,isn't it just wonderful? Seeing all the ponies in great scare,chaos,and no Christmas? I love it!"! "Come on,let's put them on!"said Azura Alor. They all put on their elements,and then defeated Applejack....
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The snow fell calmly from the nightly sky as Score Heights was asleep in her bed. The full moon's light broke the shadows of her room and lit it up with the warmth of Luna's magic. The light eventually shifted to Score's face as she rolled over, disturbed سے طرف کی light. For a moment, she paused, hoping to go back to sleep when she remembered that it was her birthday today, December 4th. She rolled over again to look at her clock. "12:00 AM," she muttered under her breath, then yawned and rolled back over to go back to sleep.

She then popped up screaming; "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" She jumped up and down...
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posted by applejackrocks
It was a beautiful, sunny دن in Ponyville, and Nikki had decided to invite all her دوستوں to a picnic. She called up her friend Azura, to invite her.........

Azura: Hello, this is Azura Alor speaking.
Nikki: Howdy Azura, it's me Nikki.
Azura: Oh, ارے Nikki.
Nikki: So ah was wondering, would آپ like to go-
Azura: To the Everfree forest?!?!
Nikki: No
Azura: go climb up a big mountain?!?!?
Nikki: no
Azura: To go on a adventure?!?!?
Nikki: uhhhh no...to go on a picnic
Azura: oh....ummm okay.
Nikki: Great then! See آپ at 12:00!

And so Nikki called all her friends, Stormy sky, Cotton Swirls and Score Height....
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When قوس قزح Dash returned I started talking to her. "Ok, what did آپ find out?" "Discord got to Stalliongrad. They have at least 400 Nazi's and badniks guarding that city." قوس قزح Dash said. "How's our army doing in there?" I ask. "Not bad. Half of our squad survived, including your دوستوں from Mobius." She meant Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. I was glad they survived, but there was still a chance they would be dead سے طرف کی the time we got there. "We'll take my car." I said. "You can, I'm going to fly." Dash said. Before we left applejack کی, اپپلیجاک showed up, "Where ya'll goin?" She asked. "Stalliongrad....
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Roulette awoke with a start. The unicorn looked around nervously. As she tugged her limbs, it dawned on her that she was chained to a mannequin.
"Ah, what a pleasant surprise! I thought you'd never wake up."
Roulette searched for the ذریعہ of the voice, which was difficult to do, دیا the position she was in.
Just as the unicorn brightened her horn to release herself, an object levitated out of the darkness and swiped at her horn. The hacks, however, weren't at random. They seemed to be aimed at strategic places. Roulette looked around nervously, and was surprised to see a pale figure step...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her دوستوں at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and رپورٹ it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and قوس قزح Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I کہا yes and used...
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How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did آپ like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know مزید about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? پسندیدہ mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do آپ think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had مزید important roles like the other villians.

Did آپ like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Fluttershy were...
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Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was reading a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, آپ might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another درخت friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill سے طرف کی Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every ٹٹو was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, سے طرف کی running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile applejack کی, اپپلیجاک jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After breakfast I drive out of Sweet سیب, ایپل acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot سے طرف کی a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...
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Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a گدھے کو, گدھی named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded میگنم, ماگنم and shotgun. He shouted at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his lungs; "WHO ARE آپ INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....
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posted by Canada24
It was anouther beauitful دن in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, آپ still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...
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