Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
قوس قزح Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real بارن, گودام burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have قوس قزح Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey, who are آپ calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In سیکنڈ place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the عنوان of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie آپ were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just اقدام on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That Kittens Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's start with you.
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
قوس قزح Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
قوس قزح Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
قوس قزح Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
قوس قزح Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me مزید cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will آپ pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will آپ pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a اچار jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did آپ get that اچار jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if آپ don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter کہا last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: آپ know what? قوس قزح Dash, آپ take the board.
قوس قزح Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask آپ anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just اقدام onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, آپ will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that آپ will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
قوس قزح Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered.. آپ wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what آپ wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what آپ wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought آپ could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank آپ Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is آپ letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B Continued
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
قوس قزح Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real بارن, گودام burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have قوس قزح Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey, who are آپ calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In سیکنڈ place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the عنوان of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie آپ were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just اقدام on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Sounds That Kittens Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men
Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.
States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's start with you.
قوس قزح Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
قوس قزح Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
قوس قزح Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
قوس قزح Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
قوس قزح Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash.
قوس قزح Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me مزید cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will آپ pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will آپ pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a اچار jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did آپ get that اچار jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if آپ don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter کہا last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: آپ know what? قوس قزح Dash, آپ take the board.
قوس قزح Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask آپ anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just اقدام onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, آپ will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that آپ will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
The گھنٹی, بیل rang, and everypony ran out of time.
Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: قوس قزح Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
قوس قزح Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And آپ wagered.. آپ wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
قوس قزح Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what آپ wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what آپ wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought آپ could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank آپ Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.
IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is آپ letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B Continued
The nonsense word
The wager
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are آپ ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now آپ died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are آپ ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now آپ died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
Nutty
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this قوس قزح Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ٹٹو to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced سے طرف کی Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this قوس قزح Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only ٹٹو to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced سے طرف کی Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting مزید of these soon. ^^
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her دوستوں captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", کہا Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the تخت room encased in green goo.
"Don't آپ see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing آپ can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. آپ have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in آپ and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", کہا Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the تخت room encased in green goo.
"Don't آپ see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing آپ can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. آپ have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in آپ and your team's hooves!
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight یا they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted سے طرف کی the cute animals, they all had to hunt for food and that meant killing animals they all found food but not Fluttershy but the animals were her دوستوں so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
