پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic قوس قزح as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit سے طرف کی Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking آگے to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in بستر together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking آگے to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for آپ maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this ٹٹو that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: آپ have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*

Lloyd went down into Compton where the ٹٹو living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at سے طرف کی the ٹٹو living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.

House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if آپ can fail at life. *Aiming رائفل at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots مزید workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*

Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.

Back at the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn.

Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to منسوخ our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give آپ a private دکھائیں for free.
George: Fine سے طرف کی me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.

2 B Continued