A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic قوس قزح as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. یا to be مزید specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of آپ to prepare for the اگلے scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want آپ to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do آپ want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much آپ pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would آپ like to work on props?
Louis: How do آپ do that?
Director Nick: Go to the سہارا room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did آپ find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do آپ think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, یا mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to سہارا room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here آپ are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the love of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the اگلے episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up اگلے is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic قوس قزح as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. یا to be مزید specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of آپ to prepare for the اگلے scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want آپ to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do آپ want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much آپ pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would آپ like to work on props?
Louis: How do آپ do that?
Director Nick: Go to the سہارا room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did آپ find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do آپ think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, یا mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to سہارا room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here آپ are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the love of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the اگلے episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up اگلے is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Ten Cents
Moneybit's disguise
Please read this: I am warning آپ of a پرستار fic that will make آپ not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet سیب, ایپل massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death reading cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff آپ must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget reading :(
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven سے طرف کی two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays سٹار, ستارہ on sign*
Police ponies:...
The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's سے طرف کی Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.
Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.
Pierce: Did Browning tell آپ what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just کہا he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Mare: *Pushing a shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have آپ ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well آپ better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do آپ know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.
Our main character for this story is a گدھے کو, گدھی named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.
Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down سٹریٹ, گلی passing a yellow house*
Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
It was a typical دن in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his...
