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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Nikki got to the Federal Credit Union. It was closed, but Nikki could use her card to open the doors.

Nikki: *Scans her card, and types in a code*
Bank: Doors unlocked. Have a good day.
Nikki: *Walks into the bank*
Pierce: *Follows Nikki*
Nikki: What exactly are we doing here again?
Pierce: We're getting a loan. *Walks to safe* Give me your card.
Nikki: *Throws card to Pierce*
Pierce: *Swipes card, and unlocks safe*
Nikki: How much are آپ gonna take?
Pierce: Just shut up, and guard that entrance with the shotgun I gave you.
Nikki: *Holding door*

As Pierce was gathering the money, he accidentally had one of his hooves go over a red lazer, setting off an alarm.

Pierce: Oh no! *Sees time bombs* Wait a second. *Takes a time bomb*
Nikki: What do we do now?!
Pierce: Wait there, I'll be with آپ soon. *Gets a bag full with $193,000, and runs to entrance*

Both ponies ran out of the entrance.

Pierce: *Grabs bomb* See that alleyway across the street?
Nikki: Yeah?
Pierce: Go in there, and wait for me.
Nikki: *Runs to alleyway*
Pierce: *Puts bomb under his car, and sets it to go off in 90 seconds. He runs to the alleyway*
Nikki: آپ ain't gonna blow your car up, are you?
Pierce: I don't want to, but it'll distract the cops.

Police sirens could be heard.

Pierce: Let's go. *Runs down the alleyway*
Nikki: *Follows Pierce*
Police Ponies: *Stop their cars سے طرف کی Pierce's car*
Police ٹٹو 61: Set up defensive positions, lets go!

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Pierce's car blew up, which made the police cars blow up, killing all the cops.

 The poor pony's truck
The poor pony's truck


Pierce: *Sees a ٹٹو standing سے طرف کی a truck* Is this your truck?
Poor Pony: Yes sirree.
Pierce: *Gives ٹٹو 500 dollars* We need a ride. *Gets into truck*
Poor Pony: Sure thing.
Nikki: *Sits اگلے to Pierce*
Poor Pony: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts the car. As he drives out of the alleyway, he crashes into a sports car, then he swerves to the right hitting an SUV* Where do آپ want me to take you?
Pierce: Just go as far south as آپ can, and don't hit anymore cars.
Poor Pony: آپ got it buddy. *Drives truck*

A few hours later, they were far away from San Franciscolt. The ٹٹو driving the truck saw that they were driving around in a desert.

Poor Pony: آپ sure this is where آپ wanna be?
Pierce: Yeah, as far south as آپ can go.
Poor Pony: Mexico. Does that sound okay?
Nikki: I'm fluent in Spanish, so I wouldn't mind living there. What about آپ Pierce?
Pierce: I'm okay with Mexico. Let's go there.
Poor Pony: Alright good. *Stares at the steering wheel* Am I holding the correct steering wheel?
Pierce: What are آپ talking about?
Poor Pony: I see three stearing wheels here. Also, I think I grew two pairs of legs.
Nikki: He's drunk.
Poor Pony: What do I do?
Pierce: آپ better pull over, and let me drive.
Poor Pony: Good idea. *Stops truck*

Pierce, and the poor ٹٹو switched places. Then they continued on their way.

The اگلے day, they arrived at the Mexican border.

Pierce: *Stops at border*
Patrol Ponies: *Looking into car* What are آپ three doing?
Pierce: Going into Mexico.
Patrol ٹٹو 3: Do آپ have any drugs?
Pierce: No.
Patrol ٹٹو 2: I can tell سے طرف کی the look in your eyes you're telling the truth. Go on through.
Pierce: Gracias amigos. *Drives away*

Now they were in Mexico.

Pierce: ارے buddy.
Poor Pony: Yeah?
Pierce: How much money did آپ pay for this truck?
Poor Pony: I paid twenty five grand for this machine when it was brand new in '94.
Pierce: What if I gave آپ fifty thousand dollars for this truck right now? آپ wouldn't have it anymore, but آپ could buy a brand new car.
Poor Pony: You'd do that for me?!
Pierce: Yep. *Pulls truck over, and gives the poor ٹٹو fifty thousand dollars* And if you're lucky, آپ could even buy a house.
Poor Pony: *Takes fifty thousand dollars* Oh thanks a lot Mister! I'll never forget this. *Gets out of truck*
Pierce: *Drives away*
Poor Pony: *Jumps up* YES!! *Jumps up again* I GOT FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
Nikki: *Glares at Pierce*
Pierce: What? He needed the money, and we needed the privacy. Besides, we still have over a hundred thousand dollars.
Nikki: I still don't think آپ should've دیا him that money.
Pierce: Equestrian dollars are worth مزید money in Mexico. آپ could buy a thousand tacos with only a twenty dollar bill.
Nikki: In other words, we're rich.
Pierce: That's right. We'll build our own mansion, and live in a life of luxury. We can even get the same jobs we had back in San Franciscolt.

And that's exactly what they did.

The End
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* آپ sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are آپ talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking آگے to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do آپ want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: آپ have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, سے طرف کی having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help آپ with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, آپ have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed سے طرف کی the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting اگلے to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying آپ were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the دن February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did آپ think of Gordon's actions when he told آپ to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: آپ can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if آپ will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset سے طرف کی what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When آپ say surprised, do آپ mean like an angry kind of surprised, یا just surprised?
Jeff:...
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