My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are آپ sure آپ want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want آپ in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe آپ should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused سے طرف کی this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just آپ wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are آپ in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be مزید troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I کہا I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The sky was starting to turn dark as قوس قزح Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought مزید guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back سے طرف کی now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell آپ A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are آپ okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...

Saten Twist Adventures S3E4 part 1

posted by Canada24

Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one دن I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of آپ are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! آپ can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 110 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of آپ must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling آپ would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased سے طرف کی this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 105 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops اگلے to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, آپ go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. آپ do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of آپ wanted to do it,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 103 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their دوستوں about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did آپ get to شامل میں the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the دن the auction took place, it was...

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Dan Rants. Episode 1 : Brony Community

posted by SomeoneButNoone

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.

Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they love a guy with name Adolf and surname...

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia interrogate the ٹٹو in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He کہا he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill آپ two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the سٹریٹ, گلی from the train station around 9 O' Clock....

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean and قوس قزح Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one مزید thing we need. *Opens the تنے, ٹرنک of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: آپ must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with قوس قزح Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 4

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! آپ didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help سے طرف کی mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! آپ could have actually won this election if آپ just listened to me. آپ wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.

The Train Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Didont was standing اگلے to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery guns with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine مزید traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was دکھانا up to the yards where his train was getting...

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On The Block Episode 26 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn, everyone was sad. A ٹٹو was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ٹٹو for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...

On The Block Episode 26 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The pony with Jeff

Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have آپ been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What سال did آپ start working for your railroad?...