My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 15 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her ڈیسک when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform آپ about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that آپ cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news آپ give me, is stupid. Last week آپ informed me that my mane was moving سے طرف کی itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come آپ don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. آپ have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan کہا they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.

Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.

Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least آپ actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't آپ remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having آپ as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would آپ prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a سٹار, ستارہ Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can آپ leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*

Four منٹ later, Timothy arrived.

Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought آپ کہا this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: آپ want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important سوال to ask you. Do آپ want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

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PP and PP

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General Itov

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

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Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do آپ have for me?
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Con: That's a lot.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: آپ got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: آپ were rushing me just so آپ could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise آپ four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: آپ knew this entire time, and آپ didn't even tell me?!
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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Drunk bus driver

Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if آپ want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
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Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
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Aqua Marine's journeys

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Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the سٹریٹ, گلی outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan سٹریٹ, گلی was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 40 Part 2

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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
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Hawkeye: How about آپ stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, یا the brakes....