My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Cupcakes 2... PART 6

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posted by Canada24

AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means آپ guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from CUPCAKES - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers are getting wreckless again..

Fluttershy: Bu-

Pinkamena: Besides.. Remember when we were younger, and آپ called me Lie instead of Pie?

FLuttershy: I- I think so..

Pinkamena: (sudden aggression) WELL DIE FOR IT! (turns on the device, violently killing Fluttershy from off view).

BACK TO PRESENT:

Pinkamena: All I know for sure, is that she 'saw' something special..

Yay. Fluttershy died..

Haha. Just kidding (sort off)..

Anyway.

Please leave comments...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the تنے, ٹرنک of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if آپ don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens تنے, ٹرنک door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, آپ got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. آپ have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One دن at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking سے طرف کی the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake ساحل Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have آپ worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have آپ ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, آپ are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, یا evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, یا send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered سے طرف کی steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful دن in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering مزید ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: آپ really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot آپ in the arm! Why aren't آپ bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who آپ calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot سے طرف کی a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

Random Ponies

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red ٹٹو falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H ارے applejack کی, اپپلیجاک (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are آپ drunk یا something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* آپ really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

Random Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: EQD

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see آپ again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did آپ start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a بادل of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real دوستوں don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

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Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and مزید time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The سیکنڈ Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: آپ got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned سے طرف کی two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than آپ my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of آپ to say Burt.
Bob: So what do آپ plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely اقدام back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my تکیا
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie کہا that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, آپ gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt آپ
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

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میگنم, ماگنم Force Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Frank Pollanchio

A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: آپ want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best ٹٹو we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something آپ got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well آپ can't just stop him, and arrest him. آپ got to be creative. There's a reason...

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Ditto returns, Chapter 19

posted by Canada24

"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger کہا evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded سے طرف کی biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered سے طرف کی this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather یا not she REALLY thought it was funny, یا was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.

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Ditto returns, chapter 17

posted by Canada24

"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with مزید anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, سے طرف کی Dash's tail.

"Give me a break آپ two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, قوس قزح Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...

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Discord's Daughter- Beginnings

posted by Moon-Dust12

Many years پہلے when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly دل broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't برداشت, ریچھ it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This ٹٹو warmed his دل and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the قلعہ gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...