Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do آپ kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no آپ don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..

POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks

Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.

POTPOURRI
HOT یا COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?

Alex: That's when I name an object, and آپ tell whether, یا not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,

COLORS THAT END IN URPLE

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare آپ know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't آپ pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if آپ please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell آپ what, let's just do colors that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some مزید foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot یا Cold for 400.

Video Daily Double noises played.

Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.

This song played while a random ٹٹو was holding a cup of tea: link

Audience: *Cheering*
Random Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
Random Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! یا cold? Hot hot hot! یا cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!

The video ends.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of آپ knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot چائے is hot, یا cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give آپ the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.

Final Jeopardy موسیقی started playing.

Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and اقدام the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if آپ want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog آپ wrote down, below. I don't know why آپ wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. آپ did write something. Let's see what آپ wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh آپ do آپ Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud دن for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, آپ look very pleased. Let's see what آپ wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The سوال was write anything, and آپ got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what آپ wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's The Classroom.