Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The عنوان of this مضمون clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad فلمیں for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: آپ know what آپ should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: آپ are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do آپ want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill آپ if آپ get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is acting strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did آپ see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to شامل میں this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, یا Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the اگلے part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The عنوان of this مضمون clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad فلمیں for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Unfrozen
Starring
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Elsa this queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: آپ know what آپ should do?
Blaire: What?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: آپ are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do آپ want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Laura: I'm going to kill آپ if آپ get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Narrator: NO!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is acting strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did آپ see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to شامل میں this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, یا Unfriended ever again. The End.
Audience: *Clapping*
On the اگلے part of this episode.
Double Scoop teaches us things.
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ٹٹو stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's سب, سب سے اوپر student, i always thought there was something مزید to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're مزید than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted سے طرف کی his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult ٹٹو stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's سب, سب سے اوپر student, i always thought there was something مزید to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're مزید than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted سے طرف کی his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.