real quotes سے طرف کی me..
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way یا anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no مزید than what آپ expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing مزید to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable آپ just want to take everything آپ own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid پرستار fiction site"
"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But سے طرف کی the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired سے طرف کی the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can آپ get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss آپ off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! آپ have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm reading your stupid story". If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality کوئز called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the ذریعہ of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they کہا they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did آپ expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I دکھائیں how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of سے طرف کی now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my فہرست of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and آپ refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and آپ will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way یا anouther"
"Chainsaws, salve everything"
"Ted Bundy, bitch!"
"I'm no مزید than what آپ expect from Irish French Canadians"
"Life is crazy. Nothing مزید to say"
"Ever feel so damn miserable آپ just want to take everything آپ own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"
"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"
"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"
"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid پرستار fiction site"
"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But سے طرف کی the narrations"
"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"
"I hate hearing my own voice"
"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired سے طرف کی the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can آپ get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss آپ off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! آپ have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm reading your stupid story". If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"
"Alone with my dad.. Yeah... Just awkward as it sounds"
"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."
"A humor themed personality کوئز called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"
"Reminding us all of the nievity of horror movie characters, she went alone, without any form of protection what's so ever, she went to try finding the ذریعہ of the noise"
"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they کہا they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did آپ expect him to do!? Idiots!"
"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I دکھائیں how things COULD of gone"
"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"
"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"
"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of سے طرف کی now"
"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"
"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my فہرست of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"
"With all the bloody snow gone, we can finally call Ottawa HOME"
"Round here.. If your not dead, your gay!"
"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"
"Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and آپ refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)"
"Your die and آپ will LIKE IT!!"
"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe آپ pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're آپ heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are آپ going!?
Master Sword: Didn't آپ hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the کہا bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe آپ pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're آپ heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are آپ going!?
Master Sword: Didn't آپ hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the کہا bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret ووٹ from Shining Armor. Thank آپ Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret ووٹ from Shining Armor. Thank آپ Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof سے طرف کی behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten کہا nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave آپ alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad آپ to know آپ actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten کہا a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. آپ wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten کہا excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten کہا nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave آپ alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad آپ to know آپ actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten کہا a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. آپ wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten کہا excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have مزید ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till اگلے time my dear شائقین :)
I'm suppose to write مزید words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till اگلے time my dear شائقین :)
I'm suppose to write مزید words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."