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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Malcolm, Rio, and ہائیبال, ہگہبالل were arrested. Sargent Getraer spoke to his officers in the briefing room.

Sargent Getraer: That was a very great job آپ guys did out there. Including Jon and Frank.
Jon: We can't take all the credit Sarge.
Sargent Getraer: I know that, but compared to everyone else, your performance was great.
Sindy: If I'm not mistaken Sarge, you're giving them a promotion.
Barry: That makes sense, especially with what he just said.
Sargent Getraer: I'm not giving them a promotion, but a vacation. After your shift ends today, آپ get one week off.
Jon: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go out there.
Sargent Getraer: Not so fast. I have آپ brief آپ guys on our اگلے suspect.

After the briefing, Jon and Frank went into Harlan's گیراج to check out the Camaro.

Frank: ارے Harlan. How's my car doing?
Harlan: With all the paint I have to scrape off, it may take a week.
Frank: That's okay Harlan. See آپ in one week. Walks to his motorcycle*
Harlan: What did he mean سے طرف کی that?
Jon: We have vacation after our shift ends today. See آپ in one week. *Walks away*

They were on their motorcycles.

Frank: Life in the Canterlot Highway Patrol just keeps getting better and better.
Jon: I told آپ it would be great to join.

Song: link

Jon & Frank: *Hoofbump each other as they turn right, onto a highway*
Ponies: *Driving behind them in a delivery van, and a Mercedes Benz*
Jon & Frank: *Ride under a bridge, then اگلے to a silver Ford*

C
CH
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CHiPs

Jon & Frank: *Riding اگلے to a brand new Volkswagen as they pass under a bridge*
Jon: *Thinking about vacation as he continues riding*

Larry Wilcox

Frank: *Smiles, and looks at Jon for two seconds, then looks back at the road*

Erik Estrada

Jon & Frank: *Passing a truck carrying wood*

All characters for this story were created سے طرف کی SeanTheHedgehog

Jon & Frank: *Passing a fuel truck marked Chevron*

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in پرستار fictions, as proven سے طرف کی this poll: link
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
Spike:Ugh,another بیئر I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give آپ them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other ٹٹو is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air سے طرف کی that کرین in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are آپ studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] آپ planning on being a professor یا something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and نیبو, لیموں Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case کریکر returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job آپ three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would آپ like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No مزید cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. اگلے day, Gordon was sleeping when Case کریکر walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn, everyone was sad. A ٹٹو was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a ٹٹو for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed سے طرف کی any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: آپ know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, یا terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. آپ don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police ٹٹو 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here سے طرف کی train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police ٹٹو 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police ٹٹو 36: I'll notify him, and آپ must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police ٹٹو 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth ٹٹو with مالٹا, نارنگی hooves. He was pulling over a ٹٹو in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a چھری like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock دیوار behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your دن to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth ٹٹو with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will آپ ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded سے طرف کی huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how آپ keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed سے طرف کی the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do آپ want from me?
Trixie:I want آپ to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But آپ can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now آپ are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is مزید weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't آپ dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are آپ going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with آپ again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need آپ anymore.You know what?I didn't needed آپ at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am سے طرف کی your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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